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11-15-2018, 02:39 AM | #3241 |
Minion of Satan
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I never did believe he'd rise above the absolute lowest rank.
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11-15-2018, 02:50 AM | #3242 |
Minion of Satan
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My favourite plural is the plural for octopus: octoplode.
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11-15-2018, 03:06 AM | #3243 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-15-2018, 03:19 AM | #3244 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i phrased the phallus of your deed
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11-16-2018, 11:53 AM | #3245 |
Virgo
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who took the giant monster sea
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11-16-2018, 07:57 PM | #3246 |
Minion of Satan
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Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.
Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays. Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit |
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11-16-2018, 08:06 PM | #3247 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-16-2018, 08:42 PM | #3248 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Quote:
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11-16-2018, 08:42 PM | #3249 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i am drinking cheap shit wine and eating cheap shit pizza.
it is glorious. |
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11-16-2018, 08:56 PM | #3250 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Haha that's a good story. I think I mentioned this recently but the first and only time I did karaoke I got roped into a duet by a woman who had heard me singing earlier (when I was sober). She picked Bohemian Rhapsody, and it went about the way you might imagine.
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11-16-2018, 08:59 PM | #3251 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ha
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11-16-2018, 09:01 PM | #3252 |
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only time i ever did karaoke was in korea. i was super drunk and with my students. they convinced me to do it (the fuckers). it was a beatles song, i think let it be. for some reason i did it in a growly death metal voice. they were all like
i wanted to die. in fact, thinking back about it makes me want to die all over again. |
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11-16-2018, 09:01 PM | #3253 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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true story
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11-16-2018, 09:03 PM | #3254 |
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That actually sounds hilarious but maybe it didn't translate culturally
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11-16-2018, 10:26 PM | #3255 |
Braindead
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it should have, because k metal can be pretty vicious
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11-16-2018, 10:44 PM | #3256 |
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i didn't mean to do the growly voice. it just happened because i can't sing. this was years before i discovered black metal. i think it was an omen (inauspicious).
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11-16-2018, 10:59 PM | #3257 |
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i'm trying to get drunk but feeling tired just at the second bottle
is this old age? |
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11-16-2018, 11:54 PM | #3258 |
Braindead
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say hi to your hangover for me!
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11-17-2018, 12:22 AM | #3259 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i can't drink enough to get hungover. just tired.
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11-18-2018, 04:51 AM | #3260 |
Braindead
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11-18-2018, 09:31 AM | #3261 |
Socialphobic
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That sounds exhausting.
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11-18-2018, 09:32 AM | #3262 |
Socialphobic
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Talking about communism??!! Where do you get your stamina?
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11-18-2018, 09:51 AM | #3263 |
Braindead
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I'm unemployed so I don't use it all at work
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11-18-2018, 11:18 AM | #3264 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yep. that's how i have the energy to go on three hour pilgrimages looking for eagles and foxes and shit.
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11-19-2018, 11:28 PM | #3265 |
Braindead
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maybe best sex of my life every weekend for like a month now
but I also work weekends so I only get to take a nap before work |
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11-19-2018, 11:34 PM | #3266 |
Socialphobic
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Yeah but have you burned any effigies lately?
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11-19-2018, 11:37 PM | #3267 |
Braindead
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Cruz effigies when we went to vote for Beto best date
Have you ever had sex to Bjork it's a bit odd when it shuffles to the 1977 record where she's 12 |
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11-20-2018, 01:25 AM | #3268 |
Minion of Satan
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It's not the best because those involved aren't particularly adept at their instruments or any sort of post-punk logic like that, is it?
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11-20-2018, 07:40 AM | #3269 |
Socialphobic
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But that's the point, maaaan.
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11-20-2018, 10:29 AM | #3270 |
Braindead
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