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Old 11-12-2015, 09:26 PM   #1
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Default Report: Guns N' Roses Are Announcing Worldwide Reunion Tour in a Matter of Days

Holy shit, holy shit, this is gonna be fucking epic

"After Guns N' Roses' official Twitter page posted that cryptic message hinting the band's classic lineup is set for a massively-anticipated reunion, a new report is claiming that the announcement of a global classic GN'R tour is set to drop in just a matter of days.

According to Dish Nation, the group will first headline several major festivals in Europe and US, only to embark on a worldwide headlining tour to mark 30 years of GN'R.

This somewhat matches the previous report claiming that the band's first reunion show will take place in Portugal earlier next year.

An insider noted: "Slash and Axl have verbally agreed to get things together again and reform the original band. The live shows is where they can show the world what they had and also make the greatest earnings.

"Promoters are quietly working away to land opportunities. Details of the reunion are expected to leak out in the next few days. Everyone is expecting huge demand for tickets, but the boys are very humble and are not sure what to expect."

According to other reports, the band was already approached about playing shows in Australia and Sweden.

In other news, longtime friend of bassist Duff McKagan's wife Susan Holmes-McKagan, the nipple pasties-wearing Brandi Glanville, made claims that the boys are indeed set to get back in town.

While the ladies were on a night out, they were approached by a paparazzi reporter dude, and Nipple Pasties shouted: "Guns N' Roses is coming back, motherfuckers!"

It might sound silly, but if reunion was indeed confirmed, Duff would likely tell his wife - in confidence - and wife would likely tell her blabbermouth best friend - in confidence - and the blabbermouth friend would tell the world - in confidence... or not. It's just the way of the world.

The big announcement is reportedly just "days away," so stay tuned for updates.
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Old 11-12-2015, 11:38 PM   #2
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Yeah EPIC bro


 
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Old 11-13-2015, 12:12 AM   #3
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Appetite era GnR reunitings a big fucking deal. Anyone who pretends other wise is just trying to so appear cool

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 12:21 AM   #4
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Fuck history. We need new bands. Burn down all that came before. Kill yr idols.

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 12:57 AM   #5
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deafcult >>>>>>>> gnr

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 02:28 AM   #6
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one of the worst bands of all time

where's the axl rose boarder. whose troll was he

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:04 AM   #7
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announcement of an announcement

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:09 AM   #8
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one of the worst bands of all time
pretty much

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 10:29 AM   #9
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Old 11-13-2015, 03:39 PM   #10
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AH NAAHHHH

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 05:44 PM   #11
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i wonder if axel will break out the spandex. the sight of that bulging crotch will have me knockin on heavens door

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 05:45 PM   #12
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i wonder if cropumpkins will attend any of the gigs

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 05:46 PM   #13
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god i loved the axl troll

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 05:46 PM   #14
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i think axl is/was trots? not sure

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 08:39 PM   #15
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You guys don't even have love for Appetite? That's just an awesome rock record all the way through.

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 08:43 PM   #16
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n o

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 08:52 PM   #17
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That original lineup was kick-ass and any real rock fan should be stoked about this news

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 08:53 PM   #18
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I can understand the reservations of whether they'll be able to recreate the old magic and all of that, but anyone who just outright dismisses the merits of GNR isn't being honest with themselves

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 08:55 PM   #19
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I'm wondering whether they're gonna get Steven Adler back on board. Guy had a drug induced stroke years back and is still kinda shaky.

He toured around in a GNR cover band playing small clubs for years though, but I don't know if he's in good enough shape to be playing 2 and a half hour arena shows every night. It would kinda suck if they got Matt Sorum back

 
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:50 PM   #20
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they
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they
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they
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Old 11-14-2015, 12:14 AM   #21
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Guns N roses do not suck. You may not like Guns N Roses, but Guns N roses do not suck


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Old 11-14-2015, 12:23 AM   #22
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Lets hear your band Elphy, what was that shit called "The Self-Help Books"? I'm sure you guys are better than Guns N Roses

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 04:03 AM   #23
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You guys don't even have love for Appetite? That's just an awesome rock record all the way through.
the musicians in this band were technically skilled, but that's all I can say about it. totally derivative cave man rock that ripped off every 70s hard rock band and put a bandanna on it

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 07:11 AM   #24
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Yeah EPIC bro

is this really real?
i literally thought this was a dubbed youtube joke vid at first, even before he started singing, because their playing was so horrific and out of time

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 08:57 AM   #25
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There was a period where Axl was terrible live due to throat problems near the end of a tour... I saw them on a subsequent tour and he was bang on and nailed everything. There was a pro-shot live concert DVD from a year or 2 back readily available on Youtube, check that out to get a greater idea of how his voice has held up.

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 08:59 AM   #26
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Love gnfnr. Estranged is one of my favorites by them. Video was hilarious though
Saw em live a few years back and was stoked that they still played this. A song I've always dug too.

The videos over the top as fuck, but it kinda just went with what the band was at the time and who isn't entertained watching Axl swim with dolphins?

 
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the musicians in this band were technically skilled, but that's all I can say about it. totally derivative cave man rock that ripped off every 70s hard rock band and put a bandanna on it
Obviously the inspirations are evident, but I can't think of any 70's bands that had songs like Welcome to the Jungle and Sweet Child O'mine

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 09:03 AM   #28
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holy shit, just watched that bridge school benefit video, that is the worst I've heard from him... GnR classics played acoustically is just a terrible idea though

 
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Old 11-14-2015, 09:05 AM   #29
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***UPDATE***

Latest rumor is Adler and Stradlin won't be present and the lineup will be: Axl, Slash, Duff, Reed and Fortus and Ferrer from the current GNR lineup... Guess I can kind of understand that as speculation looms large that Adler isn't in physical or mental shape to play 3 hour gigs per night and Stradlins had no interest in big tours anymore.

Still a bummer, you think if they'd do it at this point that they'd go the full monte

 
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There was a period where Axl was terrible.
every period

 
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