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02-27-2018, 06:10 PM | #31 |
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...Happy Birthday vix!
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02-27-2018, 06:13 PM | #32 |
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But it's receding! Read all about it in the Shits Recently Took(!) thread.
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02-27-2018, 06:57 PM | #33 |
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02-27-2018, 08:44 PM | #34 |
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Only about that one thing.
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02-27-2018, 08:48 PM | #35 |
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Your old man picked up within the second ring and barked "Yep" at me.
For a second, there, I thought it was Graham Henry. |
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02-27-2018, 09:55 PM | #36 | |
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sorry 'lobes |
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02-28-2018, 07:25 AM | #37 |
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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02-28-2018, 07:25 AM | #38 |
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It's getting better. Soon I'll be able to cram a finger or two in there again.
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02-28-2018, 07:35 AM | #39 |
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yay
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02-28-2018, 08:05 AM | #40 |
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i mean, it's only natural a vixnix birthday thread will get to having a baseball bat up your ass and cramming fingers in there by page 2
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02-28-2018, 08:09 AM | #41 |
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02-28-2018, 08:10 AM | #42 |
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Either the thread dies early or lives long enough to become about butt stuff.
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02-28-2018, 08:16 AM | #43 |
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All threads should devolve into butt stuff talk.
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02-28-2018, 08:19 AM | #44 |
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02-28-2018, 06:56 PM | #45 |
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Yeah man I got a hemmroid too
Tucks pads are good for everyday When it was real bad, 1st sprouted, I got rx some kinda cracklin foam for cooling/soothing relief, but the applicator sucked, definitely was not designed by anyone who had ever had to put anything in their bottoms befor I can’t remember what it was called but don’t get it |
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02-28-2018, 07:12 PM | #46 |
Minion of Satan
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Oh yeah it was proctofoam
Avoid |
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02-28-2018, 09:06 PM | #47 |
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i had ones that hurt before but more recently i've had internal ones that mercifully don't hurt at all
i remember being prescribed a cream before that was called ANALPRAM, it came in little single tubes all in a box with ANALPRAM in big writing. i was 20 and so embarrassed when i picked it up from the pharmacy. now i wouldn't care at all. |
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02-28-2018, 10:25 PM | #48 |
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ANALPRAM is my favorite British black metal band.
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02-28-2018, 10:36 PM | #49 |
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never had a 'roid but a couple of teeny anal fissures yes
felt zesty |
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02-28-2018, 11:40 PM | #50 |
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this is a new type of honesty here in phoria.
i fear this might open a can of worms. imagine what would happen if Disco King saw this and decided to write a four paragraph post about his 'hoid ventures. don't get me wrong, i like hearing about other people's bleeding rectums just as much as the next guy, but this seems a bit much. |
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03-01-2018, 12:45 AM | #51 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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not if you lotion them fissures up copiously
heals em purdy quick like |
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03-01-2018, 01:43 AM | #52 |
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03-01-2018, 02:02 AM | #53 |
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The circle is complete
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03-01-2018, 07:23 AM | #54 |
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03-01-2018, 07:28 AM | #55 | |
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03-01-2018, 08:07 AM | #56 |
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03-01-2018, 10:06 AM | #57 |
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Every roes has its fuzz.
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03-01-2018, 03:56 PM | #58 |
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So poetic it's pathetic.
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03-02-2018, 04:23 AM | #59 | |
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03-02-2018, 06:18 AM | #60 |
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Yeah, I had that thought, too.
It troubles me that I did. |
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