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Old 03-04-2015, 07:48 PM   #1
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is onboard a plane which crash lands on a tiny, extremely remote island. The possibility of being rescued is minute.

How does this play out? Who lives? Who dies? Who forms alliances?

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:53 PM   #2
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I'll play John Locke

somebody has to step-up is all I'm saying

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:54 PM   #3
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I imagine things will get fucked up really quickly since most of us will run out of meds within a month

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 07:55 PM   #4
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For arguments sake, the island has a reasonable clean drinking water supply from an inland spring, a healthy population of birds and monkeys and pigs for consumption, and multiple acres of wild Sativa plants, some up to 8 foot high. Also several cases of nice scotch has washed ashore from the wreckage.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:07 PM   #5
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im hungry lets kill and eat tootles

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:14 PM   #6
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My suggestion is that we elect a council to act as an organizing force for building shelter, gathering food and preparing the Sativa for consumption. I"m thinking approx 6 people for the council.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:16 PM   #7
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I'd be on a private plane.

Get it?

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:18 PM   #8
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420 blaze it

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:23 PM   #9
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I'd be on a private plane.

Get it?
But as it turns out this is just a fantasy you're having and then it cuts back to real life and we're using your ribcage to reinforce the sides of the fire pit?

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:25 PM   #10
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tastes like chicken

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:25 PM   #11
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But as it turns out this is just a fantasy you're having and then it cuts back to real life and we're using your ribcage to reinforce the sides of the fire pit?
Nah I'm a survivor. Well unless it was a tropical island then the sun would fry and kill me in 2 hours.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:25 PM   #12
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nearly everyone welcomes death

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:27 PM   #13
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multiple acres of wild Sativa plants,
We'll all be fine

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:56 PM   #14
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I'll play John Locke

somebody has to step-up is all I'm saying
FUCK NO I'M LOCKE

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:01 PM   #15
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oh i'm used to this situation

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:04 PM   #16
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you'd be a goner from trying to snort rare neurotoxins found in tropical fish

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:12 PM   #17
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...until the Harlem Globetrotters show up.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:16 PM   #18
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obviously TOC would go batshit crazy and probably hide alone in a cave in the interrior of the island and arm himself with spears and starve to death waiting for an attack that never comes

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:24 PM   #19
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does this guy get to be on the Island?



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_OACSRW4AEeVOU.jpg

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:25 PM   #20
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hed do nothing and whine abt not being appreciated

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:32 PM   #21
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we could grind you up, stuff your intestines with you and cook it over a fire. there's your hotdog

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:37 PM   #22
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somebody has to make the hard choices for the greater good

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:41 PM   #23
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ill be in charge of 'batin

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:25 PM   #24
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Elph would complain loudly that the island is neither punk nor post punk

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:31 PM   #25
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Elph would complain loudly that the island is neither punk nor post punk
It's ok, he could use his 1/16th Native American blood and set up a casino to make some money.

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:33 PM   #26
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imma be spinnin "the bunny hop" on my bamboo decks, better be ready to keep up or else you're gettin the stick. Afterward i will promptly be pulling the one-handed bow & arrow on myself of course

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:36 PM   #27
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I vote for marls marola
If there's any voting going

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:41 PM   #28
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being trapped anywhere with corgan would be torture

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:41 PM   #29
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unthinkable

 
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Old 03-04-2015, 10:46 PM   #30
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*on

 
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