Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > General Boards > General Chat Message Board
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-11-2020, 06:59 AM   #61
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

Also if this is a dig at Bonnie I'm still Mario Karts buds with Mike and I'm going to tell.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2020, 07:35 PM   #62
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Default

del

Last edited by Disco King : 07-12-2020 at 11:37 PM. Reason: I forgot the thread title.

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2020, 11:37 PM   #63
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Default Last night I punched my girlfriend's brother

I don't remember if I posted this but a few months ago my girlfriend's brother beat her up. He's 15 years old but he's HUGE. He's 6'3 or so I guess. Anyway this kid is totally out of control, has been in over a dozen fights at school this year, blah blah. The cops have been called to their house twice because he beats on my girlfriend from time to time. Anyway last night I went to drop some stuff off at her house and he answered the door and started bitching at me about some fight he and my girlfriend had. She then stepped into the doorway and said, "Shut the fuck up, don't talk about me to him." He shoved her pretty hard then and she retaliated by hitting him with a book she was holding. I don't really know what happened next in terms of my thought process but something snapped in my brain and I just knew there was absolutely no way he was going to touch her again. I launched myself at him from behind, caught him around the neck with my right arm and punched him in the side of the head with my left fist. We both went down together since I had my arm around his throat. He scrambled up and ran into the other room where their mother was screaming hysterically, completely confused. I followed him into the room where he retreated into a corner and I proceeded to scream in his face for a few minutes about how nothing ever gives him the right to touch another person blah blah. I think their mom was just completely terrified of me because she sat completely stiff, tears running down her face, nodding at everything I said like she agreed. Then I told him that I would personally end his life if he ever touched her again. My girlfriend went up to her room and locked the door and I left. By the time I got to my car I was shaking from the adrenaline rush. Then I went to band practice and bragged about it.

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2020, 12:15 AM   #64
buzzard
Minion of Satan
 
buzzard's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,781
Default

He's not the type to want a rematch, is he?

 
buzzard is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-13-2020, 08:58 PM   #65
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Default

Nah, he's more the type to seek vicarious revenge through training his son to defeat the son of his one-time opponent on the thirtieth anniversary of the original match.

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-14-2020, 05:00 PM   #66
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Unhappy this question is a little weird... i'd rather a guy answer it.

so i was at work the other day. on the way there my hair got a little messy so i went to the restroom just to use the mirror so i could put my hair back up in a ponytail. someone had put paper towels all over the toilet. some of it was wet and hanging off the toilet and some was just wet and on the floor. i didnt bother trying to get rid of it because i didnt have to go. anyway, this man walks in on me and i was like oh oops because i wasnt embarrassed to be doing my hair even though getting walked in on is always weird. his eyes move toward the toilet and then he looks at me and says ooh excuse me like he just walked in on me m'bating. ugh. i stayed in the bathroom for five minutes afraid to come out.
would it be weird to go up to him and say 'oh hey just to let you know.. that wasnt me who made that mess'?
guys.. would you believe a girl if she said that or would you just be like .. whatever, nasty.


 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-15-2020, 06:28 AM   #67
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default Co-worker leaving vaginal fluids on office chair

I've been hesitant to post about this. But I figured, what the hell. Maybe I can get some sound advice from netphoria as to how one should go about the situation.
I'm off vacation and will be back to work tomorrow. So now a friend of mine I work with and I are trying to figure out what to do.

This girl is 21, and is interning for the summer. She basically wears super short cut shorts, or short skirts. I have no idea if she wears underwear and based on the smell and look of the vaginal fluids, I don't care to find out.

She was sitting on one of the office chairs in my office, and when she got up to leave there was a big wet spot, it looked greenish and yellowish on the tan seat cover.

I was like, what the fuck is this. I called my other co-worker over and she was hella tripping. Needless to say, it was ME who had to get rubber gloves on and clean it up.

This has happened nearly on a daily basis since she started working with us. Can she possibly be that clueless that her vagina is leaking all over chairs?

We picked up these cheap towels from the dollar store and laid them on all the chairs in the office. When this girl asked why the towels were there, she acted like we were crazy. Later that day she took the towel off her chair, claiming it was too rough on the back of her legs. When she threw the towel on the floor, one of the other girls picked it up and got a look on her face, and started gagging. It was like....foul with green and bright yellow chunks of stuff.

I have no idea what the hell to do. She's working with us until end of Aug.

wwyd?? and don't ask for pics. i'm not taking pics of this.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-15-2020, 07:12 AM   #68
run2pee
Minion of Satan
 
run2pee's Avatar
 
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes View Post
I've been hesitant to post about this. But I figured, what the hell. Maybe I can get some sound advice from netphoria as to how one should go about the situation.
I'm off vacation and will be back to work tomorrow. So now a friend of mine I work with and I are trying to figure out what to do.

This girl is 21, and is interning for the summer. She basically wears super short cut shorts, or short skirts. I have no idea if she wears underwear and based on the smell and look of the vaginal fluids, I don't care to find out.

She was sitting on one of the office chairs in my office, and when she got up to leave there was a big wet spot, it looked greenish and yellowish on the tan seat cover.

I was like, what the fuck is this. I called my other co-worker over and she was hella tripping. Needless to say, it was ME who had to get rubber gloves on and clean it up.

This has happened nearly on a daily basis since she started working with us. Can she possibly be that clueless that her vagina is leaking all over chairs?

We picked up these cheap towels from the dollar store and laid them on all the chairs in the office. When this girl asked why the towels were there, she acted like we were crazy. Later that day she took the towel off her chair, claiming it was too rough on the back of her legs. When she threw the towel on the floor, one of the other girls picked it up and got a look on her face, and started gagging. It was like....foul with green and bright yellow chunks of stuff.

I have no idea what the hell to do. She's working with us until end of Aug.

wwyd?? and don't ask for pics. i'm not taking pics of this.
Congrats on u unearthed a classic, i member the first time i ever read this thread, was chucklin so violently i barfed in my mouth and had to do one of those where u have to decide can i swallow this or is this like over the line to where im like now a barf fetishists for life if i gobble back down this upchuck

Last edited by run2pee : 07-15-2020 at 09:24 AM. Reason: This post temporarily closed for disinfecting. We appreciate your understanding.

 
run2pee is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-15-2020, 07:41 AM   #69
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
Default I went to the festival Hookahville

It's an insane Ekoostic Hookah festival...There were two stages, awesome bands.

$100 to get in...and you camp there for the weekend. You basically spend the entire weekend rolling, and tripping on acid or shrooms.

Right when I got there, I took pure mdma, after that, I took a hit of acid....then ate the freshest mushrooms....smoked the most chronic of the chronic weed...I mean this weed had so many crystals, the crystals alone were about the size of an apple. I took another hit of acid....and then the last day as I was leaving, I passed these guys who I guess I knew, but I couldn't remember them, They're like, "Anne Marie, we still owe you $10, do you want the money, or we can just give you another hit of acid?" -What do you think I took? Rly? Comeon.

It was the best experience of my life.

This shit was clean....bc I've had bad trips in the past...but these trips were so enlightening...I transcended. I just wish I could remember what exactly I realized about the universe at that particular moment....now it's long gone. All I remember during my trip was that it was CONSTANT deja vu....really constant....my sister and friends, we were doing the same things saying the same things....everything happened over and over. I think that tripping some how made my consciousness to transcend which enabled me to witness multiple parallel universes. That's the only explanation I can think of.

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-15-2020, 09:42 AM   #70
reprise85
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
reprise85's Avatar
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Run To Me View Post
Congrats on u unearthed a classic, i member the first time i ever read this thread, was chucklin so violently i barfed in my mouth and had to do one of those where u have to decide can i swallow this or is this like over the line to where im like now a barf fetishists for life if i gobble back down this upchuck
it had a great ending too, resolved and all, A+ thread fo sho

 
reprise85 is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-15-2020, 11:20 PM   #71
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Default A lot of weird things happened on Friday

And most of them violent. Some of my metal head friends proclaimed it was because it was the 2 year anniversary of Dimebags murder. But they at least did so with a twinkle in their eye.

But I saw two fights almost start, and get close to happening with friends and associates. And then a friend got smacked in the eye in a mosh (intentionally), and then smacked the guy who hit him a bit (they’re both quite small, so it was kinda fun).

And then a friend was arguing with his girlfriend (who is pshychotic. Completely) and she punched him in the gut while he was stretching, pretty hard. So he didn’t feel good. So they went home and the argument continued. Wait wait, let me interrupt, this lady needs some background first: She’s crazy. Seriously. Some brief examples: She’s been escorted out his house by the police before. Some guy was giving him shit one night, so she smashed a draft glass over his head, picked up a pool cue (by the skinny side) and then smashed that over his head too. Etc. Anyway: Friday night, they get home, he’s had enough and is telling her to leave, they’re in the kitchen, she grabs a knife and stabs him. He blocks, get hit in the arm, and has to go for 8 stitches.

Anyway, back to the weird night: Nathan got into another fight. He’s been really good lately.
But this one was quick, and brutal.
Some guy (who knows Nathan, which is weird, considering how he acted with him) was acting all cocky all night. As he drank more, he got more rowdy. He then took a sip of beer and spat it in Nathans face. Nathan has assault charges and such against him already, so he’s been passive lately, so he didn’t react immediately, but told him he was lucky he didn’t punch him in the face. The guy laughed at him and said some other cocky comments along the lines of ‘Yeah, real lucky, cause I wouldn’t be able to deal with that if it happened, hey?’ So Nathan stood up and bopped him in the mouth, and the guy literarily flew over a table and into a whole lot of chairs and shit.
He stands up again and is bleeding profusely from the mouth. He looks at the blood, walks up to Nathan and then spits hi blood all over him. So Nathan bops him again, with similar results.
So the guy gets up AGAIN, rushes Nathan and throws a punch. Nathan intercepts the punch, locks his arm, smacks him three times in the face, throws him to the ground, kicks him in the face before he goes down, and then kicks him AGAIN as he hits the ground.
It all took about 3 seconds. Haha.

Everyone stood around in a state of shock, really.
The guy looked dead. He was knocked out, completely, for at least 15 minutes, lying on the road. People started shouting, ‘Check his pulse! Call an ambulance! Is he dead??’
Some guys carried him to the car, and his legs just dragged along the ground, and his head lolled from side to side. It was hectic.

But yeah, the next day the guy called Nathan and apologised, which brought me much mirth. Ho ho.

Just in time for the Christmas Spirit.

And blah blah blah. Some other stories too, but I’ve rambled enough about my little South African life.


Also: Nathan got his tattoo yesterday! Which is great news for me, because I designed it! And now someone has it! Forever, till they die! Dun dun. That’s quite a good feeling. It’s a celtic band. Which is a bit boring, but since I drew it, at least it’s an original celtic band that no other bugger in the world has. Hooray.

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2020, 04:12 AM   #72
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
Default

i don't think their will be a second date. No picture, she seems really shy / scared around the camera.

The date was cool and all, but you can just tell that their was nothing there. i didn't click like legos. We stated at 10am She didn't talk much when we were alone, except for when we were sitting and talking at lunch. when we were at the lunch and she acttually talked, i was intrested with her; and what she had to say. But after that. it went back to small talk.

Around 4:30pm we hooked up with her friend to go to the Oakland temple. And man did she all of sudden start to talk. I was like, 'where was this girl earlier in the day?!?' Well it was pretty cool. I gave her rain check on going horse back ridding. So if she uses it she does, if not she doesn't.

so to be blunt, i don't really want to go on a second date. as well as she doesn't seem too interested. but then again i was advised that she may just be shy. So if she uses the rain check then yes I will take her out but if not. that is fine too. I don't want to make the move though. She seems like a sweet girl and has a lot going for her. She is rather bussy too! So naybe she'll not have time to use it.

Oh and one more thing, maybe someone can advise me on this. She said she see me at the next dance (tonite/friday), but I don't know if I want to go, because Jennifer may be there. And I really don't want to see her untill the 19th of May since we are on a break right now. Do i risk it to see a girl I am not to interested in or do i just say, nah and go camping with my pops

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2020, 06:22 AM   #73
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

That reads like an Elphenor post to me.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2020, 06:54 AM   #74
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
Default

you sound like a casual fan

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2020, 09:12 AM   #75
yo soy el mejor
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
yo soy el mejor's Avatar
 
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream View Post
i don't think their will be a second date. No picture, she seems really shy / scared around the camera.

The date was cool and all, but you can just tell that their was nothing there. i didn't click like legos. We stated at 10am She didn't talk much when we were alone, except for when we were sitting and talking at lunch. when we were at the lunch and she acttually talked, i was intrested with her; and what she had to say. But after that. it went back to small talk.

Around 4:30pm we hooked up with her friend to go to the Oakland temple. And man did she all of sudden start to talk. I was like, 'where was this girl earlier in the day?!?' Well it was pretty cool. I gave her rain check on going horse back ridding. So if she uses it she does, if not she doesn't.

so to be blunt, i don't really want to go on a second date. as well as she doesn't seem too interested. but then again i was advised that she may just be shy. So if she uses the rain check then yes I will take her out but if not. that is fine too. I don't want to make the move though. She seems like a sweet girl and has a lot going for her. She is rather bussy too! So naybe she'll not have time to use it.

Oh and one more thing, maybe someone can advise me on this. She said she see me at the next dance (tonite/friday), but I don't know if I want to go, because Jennifer may be there. And I really don't want to see her untill the 19th of May since we are on a break right now. Do i risk it to see a girl I am not to interested in or do i just say, nah and go camping with my pops
def written by a honky

 
yo soy el mejor is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2020, 09:29 AM   #76
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default


 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2020, 06:12 AM   #77
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

Quote:
u/Paladine_PSoT • Jan 31, 2018

Spotify just sent my wife a gift?
Complete shock to us, she opened the package from a marketing company to find a really, really nice smashing pumpkins zero hockey jersey. Is there some kind of crazy random promotion or something?

15
10 Comments

TOP COMMENTS

mlvisby

Jan 31, 2018
They are trying to bone your wife.

22

CeeDiddy82

Jan 31, 2018
I don't know but I'm very jealous!

2

Paladine_PSoT

Jan 31, 2018
Yeah it's one of these: https://www.merchbar.com/rock-altern...-hockey-jersey

Retail on it is like $95, it's not chintzy at all. solid look/feel to it.

6
More replies

hybridhighway

Feb 1, 2018
How did they have your address?!

2

cowboysfan88

Feb 1, 2018
Billing address from premium I'd guess

1

NCtoSJCA

Feb 1, 2018
i heard about people getting christmas gifts last year but other than that idk!!

i’m pretty jealous btw...

1

jacksonharden

Feb 1, 2018
does your wife listen to smashing pumpkins an insane amount and maybe they were rewarding her for listening so much??
.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2020, 07:56 AM   #78
mxzombie
Braindead
 
mxzombie's Avatar
 
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
Posts: 15,724
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor View Post
My big gift from my parents was a brown leather Kate Spade purse...


 
mxzombie is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-24-2020, 07:08 AM   #79
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

Governor_Explosion

7/23/20 4:13pm

What do I need to know about these movies before seeing this one?

Reply

Wolfgang von Schrei

7/23/20 9:23pm

Mostly that San Dimas High School football rules!

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-24-2020, 09:52 AM   #80
run2pee
Minion of Satan
 
run2pee's Avatar
 
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream View Post
i don't think their will be a second date. No picture, she seems really shy / scared around the camera.

The date was cool and all, but you can just tell that their was nothing there. i didn't click like legos. We stated at 10am She didn't talk much when we were alone, except for when we were sitting and talking at lunch. when we were at the lunch and she acttually talked, i was intrested with her; and what she had to say. But after that. it went back to small talk.

Around 4:30pm we hooked up with her friend to go to the Oakland temple. And man did she all of sudden start to talk. I was like, 'where was this girl earlier in the day?!?' Well it was pretty cool. I gave her rain check on going horse back ridding. So if she uses it she does, if not she doesn't.

so to be blunt, i don't really want to go on a second date. as well as she doesn't seem too interested. but then again i was advised that she may just be shy. So if she uses the rain check then yes I will take her out but if not. that is fine too. I don't want to make the move though. She seems like a sweet girl and has a lot going for her. She is rather bussy too! So naybe she'll not have time to use it.

Oh and one more thing, maybe someone can advise me on this. She said she see me at the next dance (tonite/friday), but I don't know if I want to go, because Jennifer may be there. And I really don't want to see her untill the 19th of May since we are on a break right now. Do i risk it to see a girl I am not to interested in or do i just say, nah and go camping with my pops
Oh shit definitely go camping with that pops

If there’s any way we can get this advice to the OP in time to save them let’s do it c’mon board let’s make a difference in the lives of the poor mormons lord knows it’s hard to mormon with all them ladies and dances to keep track of

 
run2pee is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2020, 07:00 PM   #81
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,847
Talking PhantomFM's all pissed off at me

He's all pissed off because I can't remember what happened to the hundred dollars his ex-girlfriend gave me in Chicago to give to my then (online) girlfriend, Megan, who lives in Oregon. Now, should I feel bad that I don't remember whether I 1) spent it, 2) didn't take it or 3) gave it to Megan? I remember all three things happening for some reason. I don't feel the least bit bad about it if any of those three things happened, but I have to wonder why that pisses him off so much. It was exactly two years ago! Holy shit!

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:22 AM   #82
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default i have never made the first move without the aid of drugs tl;dr

a girl i just recently met took me out to the fair today and she was very flirty with me. we then went to her place and hung out and she obviously wanted some of *this* without being too forward and was very apparent she wanted a kiss as she saw me off however i only gave her a hug because i have no self worth. as we were watching a movie i was sporadically getting erections. tomrrow i will get drunk go to her place and do things right i have no right to go out in public without drugs and should apologize to her. i couldnt partake today because going on rides like that would make me vomit which isnt social acceptable. i walked home muttering "fucking loser, piece of shit, fuck you fuck you fuck you". im listening to weezer now and im going to get fucked up.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:23 AM   #83
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

im only new to scientology and wouldnt consider myself a scientologist yet. but it could only help me become a stronger person.

for years i got by and random things that floated through my head and because of peoples ignorance around here i simply attributed it to the dalai lama and got away with it. i do need spiritual grounding. the buddasit principle from what i did actualy read up on it, hat i have managed to maintain is the lack of ego which doesnt seem to get me anywhere here.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:23 AM   #84
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

thanks for the ear alex. all my love, man. im going to go to the bar now and see what i can do

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:24 AM   #85
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

punk rock typing. ouncuation is selling out.

i won i got 43 dollars after scoring a lucrative cherry bonus non the slotto's.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:24 AM   #86
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

I think I found somebody's origin story...

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2020, 10:25 AM   #87
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

Clearly, I'm talking about Funbags.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-11-2020, 10:14 AM   #88
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

slaphapii
Song Meaning:
This song is intended as a metaphor for Christian worship.

When Sir Mixalot (not his real name), states that he is "long, strong, and down to get the friction on," he means that his spirit is inflamed with the love of Jesus and the friction he is referring to is obviously the friction of his knees rubbing against the carpet as he prays mightily.

Christian values feature prominently in this song. What could be more powerful that Mixalot's opening declaration that he cannot lie (thou shalt not, after all) about his love for big butts (again, big butts being a rather transparent symbol for the generous, ample, rotund Beneficence of the Lord)? Mixalot here loudly, directly proclaims his love and forswears any attempts by unbelievers to induce him to lie or otherwise obscure the genuine, abiding nature of his dedication to the One True God.

Nor does Sir perceive Christianity as being limited to any particular race or ethnicity. In the Mixalot formulation, Christian worship is open to all comers. He perceives of a God that is universal, and whose atonement on the Cross benefits all mankind. Nothing I could say could make this point more clearly than Mixalot's exuberant "Even white boys got to shout [shout hallelujah, one cannot help but infer]."

To those who have eyes to see and ears to hear, Baby Got Back is a virtual manifesto of a forward-thinking, universalist, ecstatic form of early 90s Christianity. Preach on, Brother Mixalot!
Rating: +5 3 Replies
12 Years Agolgfuad
General Comment:
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE
UNLESS YOU GOT BUNNS, HUN!
that is my favvvorritee line. hahahaha
i love the FRIENDS episode where ross starts singing it to his baby daughter emma.
...and a big baby butt. i like big butts.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIEE.
=]]]]] this song makes me so happyyyyy=]
Rating: +3 No Replies
18 Years Agoincubus421
General Comment:
by far the best song ever
Rating: *** No Replies
18 Years AgoLynnbirds
General Comment:
I think what Sir Mix-A-Lot is trying to say ever so subtlety is that he appreciates women with a “full figure“. Apparently he is not impressed with skinny white women. I could be way off, but that's my 2 cents
Rating: *** 1 Reply
18 Years AgoRob_98443
General Comment:
This is the tightest song to sing kareoke in a bar.
1. Down a pitcher of beer
2. Sign up for the song.
3. Watch the women come up dancin LOL
Rating: 0 No Replies
18 Years Agohonestyormystery
General Comment:
awesum song
Rating: 0 No Replies
18 Years Agoanna118k
General Comment:
Hehe. I agree Lynnbirds.
This song is just pure fun.
Good dance tune.
Rating: 0 No Replies
18 Years AgoDrama Princess
General Comment:
its great because its been around awhile and everyone atleast knows some fo the words. its funny to see if my friends and i can sing it because we are a bunch of white girls.
Rating: 0 No Replies
18 Years AgoShmee
General Comment:
This song kicks ass. Great, funny stuff. Try downloading the remix by The Grand Skeem...it puts a cool twist on the song
Rating: 0 No Replies
18 Years AgoCutie12
General Comment:
this is an awesome song it makes me feel like dancin.

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-11-2020, 10:15 AM   #89
FlamingGlobes
Socialphobic
 
FlamingGlobes's Avatar
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
Default

JOHN THE J1
General Comment:
to Lynnbirds

I agree wholeheartedly with your synopsis of this classic song. Having met the mix master personally in miami in the early 90s, i asked him about the song. He told me he was just trying to change the negative stereotypical image that society had on the full figured woman.

Kudos to Mix-A-Lot and Kudos to you.
Rating: 0 No Replies
17 Years Agoorgnizedcnfuzion
General Comment:
i love this song it's just funny and great to dance too
Rating: 0 No Replies
17 Years AgoTsolPhigher
General Comment:
You forgot the last line!

"Little in the middle but she got much back"
Rating: 0 No Replies
17 Years Agofishsticks_rock
General Comment:
i love this song it is so wkd-makes me wanna dance! n its kinda funny espeshially the girl at the beginnin!
Rating: 0 No Replies
17 Years Agoxbouncex
General Comment:
i've heard many rendentions of this song & i'd have to say that the xthrowdownx version is my favorite. & it's "move that floor" not "move that thought".
Rating: 0 No Replies
17 Years Agoy0ur0wndisaster
General Comment:
alot of these lyrics arent right.
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agokaleidoscope_
General Comment:
This song is great

A classic, yes.
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years AgoChinup
General Comment:
a lot of people in the industry have this thing about writing that one hit song, making tons of money, and being set. Sir Mix-a-Lot took it a step further - he's getting paid and still getting laid because of this song.

Formula/Lesson - write songs with a good beat about things that make your dick hard.
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agojaxipoo
General Comment:
check this out, its baby got back translated into latin with the literal english meanings underneath, really funny:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/quislibet/164084.html
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agojaxipoo
General Comment:
check this out, its baby got back translated into latin with the literal english meanings underneath, really funny:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/quislibet/164084.html
Rating: 0 No RepliesWarning: session_start(): open(/tmp/sess_dp2c0l2lg6vn35tan3gvkknvd6, O_RDWR) failed: No space left on device (28) in /usr/local/sites/sm4/current/classes/connection.class.php on line 8
15 Years AgoStellar101
General Comment:
Whoo whoo for big butts this song rocks my socks off baby til the break of dawn i got it going on whoop whoop
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years AgoPink Elmo
General Comment:
haha i know this song by heart man! i know thats not a good thing at my age but haha oh well!
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agoforsakenangel25
General Comment:
one night at a club they played this song and me and two of my ahhh shaapley mates{yeah ok big girls} took the stage and took over and the whole club stopped and watched us and wanted an encore this song helps if u have a big butt we went off.
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agooakcliffdatsmyhood
General Comment:
finally something that makes a gurl shake (1 st song) look wat it did now everyones talkin bout booty. thank you sir mix a lot
Rating: 0 No Replies
15 Years Agokmk_natasha
General Comment:
This is one of the best songs ever written. Who doesn't love it?
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years Agothebutcheress
General Comment:
Yeah, Sir Mixalot is black. lol No white guy wrote this. He's talking to BLACK woman about how we should love us, cause he loves us.

He mentions Cosmo and how during this time period it was ALL the rage to be super thin. Now in the 2000's its about embracing your body, but the 80's were model days and the 90's were heroine chic. J.Lo put big asses back on the map!

He wanted the sista's to know that although society was calling them fat, he didn't want em to lose that booty!

This is the song that I put on just dance naked , like everyday. You just feel GOOD!!
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years AgoWeirdguy1616
General Comment:
He likes pear shaped girls, like ME! Not just skinny WHITE girls, but all super skinny girls. He likes a big butt. I agree, the booty has to be big!
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years Agoloop-to-loop
General Comment:
this song disses skinny bony girls like me
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years Agog28401
General Comment:
Haha, I find it amusing that these are my girlfriends exact measurements and height.
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years Agorimiska
General Comment:
Society has learned nothing from Sir Mix-A-Lot.

This song isn't necessarily a diss on naturally skinny girls as much as it is on the belief that full figured == fat. He's pretty much saying that girls shouldn't starve themselves or hurt their bodies to be "thin" by any standard. They should love themselves, because booty is sexy.
Rating: 0 No RepliesWarning: session_start(): open(/tmp/sess_1n59j9t2mmoiqr3okupks20t83, O_RDWR) failed: No space left on device (28) in /usr/local/sites/sm4/current/classes/connection.class.php on line 8
12 Years Agorisajojo
General Comment:
I actually think that this song had a lot to do with big booty ladies being so in. Think JLo???
Rating: 0 No Replies
12 Years AgoFallen Leaves
General Comment:
'Why? Why does our daughter only laugh at rap songs that are degrading to woman?' -Rachel. Hahaha. I love Friends.
Rating: 0 No Replies
12 Years Agopaulaner
General Comment:
haha i've heard ralph ****** wearing Austrian boys rap this in city center Vienna... the funniest ever!
Rating: 0 No Replies
10 Years AgoRangers49
General Comment:
Best. Song. Ever. Nuff said.
Rating: 0 No Replies
7 Years Agohappylove
General Comment:
reminds me of 3 things
1,shrek which basically ruined it for me .
2. being in the car with my religious grandmother and i had fogotten the usb was in and at full blast my grandma got an earful of sir mix alot.

3. when i was 18 my friends and i use to frequent a club where we were the only chicks in the club ,the dj use to allow us to choose songs all night and while everyone was playing on the pool table we had a whole stage we use to dance on and basically just did karoke all night and we use to play this song
Rating: 0 No Replies
5 Years Agopijuyo
General Comment:
Funny how Nicki Minaj just sampled this and didn't even bother to sing it herself.
Rating: 0 No Replies
13 Years Agobangarang
General Comment:
SIR MIXALOT IS BLACK?????????????
Rating: -1 1 Reply
12 Years Agobookid11
General Comment:
This song is the stupidest song I have EVER heard in my life.
Rating: -1 No RepliesWarning: session_start(): open(/tmp/sess_73oorh3vl4u9eqvqu533lm5tu6, O_RDWR) failed: No space left on device (28) in /usr/local/sites/sm4/current/classes/connection.class.php on line 8 nomore
or
Create Account
SongMeanings
Copyright 2020
About Terms

 
FlamingGlobes is offline
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
So when is Jimmy coming back? Elphenor Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion 42 08-06-2021 01:57 PM
Something I have noticed... rottenugly General Chat Archive 38 04-17-2012 04:25 PM
LOLCATS!! Floppy Nono General Chat Archive 16 03-15-2007 11:35 PM
The new Modest Mouse... Wow. barden Music Board Archive 3 03-13-2007 05:20 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:07 AM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2022