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Old 05-31-2015, 12:20 PM   #571
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going by my recent watches (netflix adds and removes stuff so frequently...)

A Girl Who Walks Home Alone at Night was pretty good. the less you know going in the better

Hot Girls Wanted just went up, documentary by rashida jones on the amatuer porn biz

The FBI Files is up too now.. which may sound "meh" to a lot of people but i've really been missing it since they took it off syndication. one of those shows that's always good to have playing in the background

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 12:51 PM   #572
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That doc sounds like something I'd watch. Hmm

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:36 PM   #573
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"Comforting Skin"

This is a low budget film that's described as if it's a paranormal horror story about a woman who beomes controlled by a tattoo. At no point, though, did I believe she was suffering from anything other than schizoaffective disorder.

The woman who stars in it reminded me of Lena Dunhams character from girls, except without any cool friends or job or any hope of achieving mental health.

zero stars out of five

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:42 PM   #574
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"Blue Summer"

This is a very low budget movie now available on Netflix. It was released in 1973. It's only about an hour and 15 minutes long. It's about two 20 year old guys who fill their van with beer and drive aimlessly around looking for "chicks" to bang.

While I didn't keep track, I suspect that 45 minutes of the film would qualify as soft core porn. It's nothing but one 10 minute long sex scene after another.

Duovamp should check this out.

overall it's horrible. I barely even watched it. After the first 5 minutes I fast forwarded through most of the rest of it. I only bothered because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 03:55 PM   #575
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Is it good soft core porn? How many erect penises did you count

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 05:19 PM   #576
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sat around watching movies all weekend..

john wick - okay so i rented this because of the rave reviews (i think it's like 90% on metacritic) but it's pretty much every hitman movie i've ever seen, except in this one he's trying to avenge his dog. or something ... i mean, it's a perfectly competent action movie i just can't figure out why for the life of me this was so acclaimed
i thought the same thing. i saw 90something % on rotten tomatoes and heard they are making a sequel so i thought it was going to be a really good movie. in the end just another hitman/revenge movie.

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 05:22 PM   #577
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The lost world is on Amc right now. Gonna give it a go.

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 05:27 PM   #578
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not sure about this one yet. i had the dubbed version and the voice acting was awful. i only made it about half way through. gonna try the subtitle version instead.

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Old 05-31-2015, 05:30 PM   #579
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Subtitles >>>>>>> dubbing. Always.

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 05:39 PM   #580
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very true. except when it comes to old king fu movies. the bad overdubbing just adds to the charm. i don't know about other streaming devices, but roku has some old kung fu movie channels and theyre awesome.

 
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Old 05-31-2015, 05:49 PM   #581
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Also your image didn't show up.

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 08:01 AM   #582
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Super late to the party, but I finally watched this last night:



I loved the hell out of it: 5/5

Even the songs didn't bother me at all, I usually dislike musicals.

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 09:04 AM   #583
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Is it good soft core porn? How many erect penises did you count
no dicks, mostly tits. it was early 70s soft core

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 09:06 AM   #584
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Subtitles >>>>>>> dubbing. Always.
not if the dubbing is well done. half of acting is visual which is difficult to watch if you're reading the whole time.

I think the USA has suffered because of lousy dubbing of foreign films

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 09:13 AM   #585
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Frozen was awesome. The reindeer is cool. And the snowman is funny.

Also the scene in which the magical sister starts freezing hella shit and making an ice palace is SENESCENT

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 10:15 AM   #586
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I watched Rashida Jones' documentary about porn called "Hot Girls Wanted"

3/5

Didn't learn anything new, but they captured a lot of good conversations on camera. It was put together very well.

There is an absolute sack of shit "talent manager" featured in this who puts out craigslist ads and flies girls to Miami to live in his house and go to shoots where they will get force fucked. I'd recommend this film to Catherine Wheel, duovamp, Banana, I'm Hardcore, and any other predators that I might be missing. They'll either feel bad and reform their ways, or find a new hero in this guy.

 
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Old 06-01-2015, 10:16 AM   #587
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ok

next time you post try to contribute something of worthwhile value.

 
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Old 06-02-2015, 02:29 PM   #588
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i didnt want to make a thread for this and didn't know where else to post it. it seemed to make more sense here.

Tom Hardy's myspace page when he had one.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydad...fao#.ty1NGwXQR


rather unfortunate.

 
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Old 06-02-2015, 04:48 PM   #589
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he looks like a swell chap

 
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Old 06-02-2015, 04:49 PM   #590
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but then again so did boromir and we all know how he turned out

 
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Old 06-03-2015, 01:33 AM   #591
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wow, just wow

i didn't realize tom brady was such a giant douche bag

 
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Old 06-03-2015, 01:36 AM   #592
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that's fairly special

 
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:21 AM   #593
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i started looking at the pictures but i was in the library and thought like fuck what if some of these gs think i'm gay (no homo)?

 
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Old 06-05-2015, 08:49 AM   #594
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It Follows - 3/5

Decent film, but I expected more. Didn't find it really scary or tense...

 
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Old 06-05-2015, 08:52 AM   #595
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haha amazing, I think Frozen is the only film so far where we share an opinion how good it is

in summmmmmeeeeeeeer!

 
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Old 06-05-2015, 09:11 AM   #596
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haha amazing, I think Frozen is the only film so far where we share an opinion how good it is

in summmmmmeeeeeeeer!
Nah, I think Sinister and Babadook we also agree on!

 
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Old 06-06-2015, 08:06 AM   #597
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In Real Life

I think this is the worst documentary I've ever seen. The reviews on IMDB pretty much say it all

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3101474/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

 
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Old 06-06-2015, 09:27 AM   #598
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leviathan

it was decent enough. interesting setting. typical grim, plodding russian film.

 
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Old 06-06-2015, 10:35 AM   #599
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what we do in the shadows: clever moments throughout but probably not one i'd see out a second time

 
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i didnt want to make a thread for this and didn't know where else to post it. it seemed to make more sense here.

Tom Hardy's myspace page when he had one.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydad...fao#.ty1NGwXQR


rather unfortunate.
oh thank you for this L.O.N.D.O.N.

 
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