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Old 07-31-2018, 06:20 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Jack Bates Appreciation Thread


 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:22 AM   #2
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Nope.

...he has zero stage presence unfortunately.


He's like Jeff in that regard.


Here's James teaching Jeff about stage presence >>>



 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:28 AM   #3
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this one is my fav:


 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:28 AM   #4
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srsly considering changing my avatar to his smiling face in the above gif.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:33 AM   #5
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this one is my fav:

Jack: [what is that cool dude up to now?]

Billy (turns around): [Hi Jack...you're learning about stage presence?]

Jack: [the boss man caught me]....[smile]...

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:37 AM   #6
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:50 AM   #7
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:11 AM   #8
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:30 AM   #9
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I'm kinda glad he has no stage presence. It helped me pretend he wasn't there when I went to the show.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:25 AM   #10
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If he was trying to make himself noticed folks would just get up in arms about it.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:47 AM   #11
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he's wonderfully wholesome

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:19 PM   #12
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If he was trying to make himself noticed folks would just get up in arms about it.
Yeah, agree. Jack "The Master" Bates knows his role here.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:24 PM   #13
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:36 PM   #14
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:21 PM   #15
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sounds like he'll be playing with his dad in a couple nights

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:27 PM   #16
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funny bass is so prominent in SP songs all there is to talk about is stage presence

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:29 PM   #17
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how come his name is jack bates but his dad is peter hook? how is this like even real?

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:42 PM   #18
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One of these days he'll pull off his mask Mission Impossible style to reveal he really is Jack White.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:32 PM   #19
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I love how it only took Netphoria a few months to transform Brett into a sarcastic asshole. Mission accomplished!

 
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I love how it only took Netphoria a few months to transform Brett into a sarcastic asshole. Mission accomplished!
You just want to emotionally manipulate Buttcannon.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:40 PM   #21
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srsly considering changing my avatar to his smiling face in the above gif.
Do it, dude.

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:44 PM   #22
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Mike Byrne 2018

aka someone with no real music career who looks awkward as hell on stage and is therefore one of the only people on earth desperate enough for a gig to actually work for Billy Corgan

I can’t wait for Billy to start bashing him in 3-5 years

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:57 PM   #23
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how come his name is jack bates but his dad is peter hook? how is this like even real?
yeah wait a sec what's up with this

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:59 PM   #24
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wait their last name is Woodhead lolol no wonder

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 07:36 PM   #25
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Sounds painful

 
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:28 PM   #27
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Do it, dude.
I can't bring myself to do it. These frolicking halflings have a hold on my heart.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:49 AM   #28
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Jack has an obsession for the classic ADIDAS Samba shoes. Haven't seen him wearing anything else...


 
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Old 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM   #29
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Mike Byrne 2018

aka someone with no real music career who looks awkward as hell on stage and is therefore one of the only people on earth desperate enough for a gig to actually work for Billy Corgan

I can’t wait for Billy to start bashing him in 3-5 years
Say what you will about his awkwardness and stage presence, but Bates is 100% better on his respective instrument than Mike Byrne was on his.

 
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Say what you will about his awkwardness and stage presence, but Bates is 100% better on his respective instrument than Mike Byrne was on his.

What happened actually? Is he still an active musician?

 
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