I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Life sucks no matter what, so don't be fooled by location changes.

- Daria

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Mark E Smith echo'd this notion in his autobio

unfortunately wherever you go you have to bring yourself

But still everyone cool leaves San Antonio for Austin

you'll never hear me talk about
one day gettin' out
why put a new address
on the same old loneliness?

[Elphenor]

omg she referred to Fad Gadget as Frank Tovey (his name)

she's also from San Antonio and went to Austin to see PiL

[Elphenor]

it's not what you're like

it's what you like

[Elphenor]

pretty sure that's a misquote idk I didn't like that film anyway

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I don't like my city very much, but moving my shit hundreds of kilometers away to live in another one sounds like too much effort and money. Easier to just stay where I am.

"On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I pack the car and leave this town
Who'll notice that I'm not around
I could hide out under there
I just made you say "underwear"
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway"

- Barenaked Ladies

[FoolofaTook]

"I can see a long way off
like a lighthouse keeper."
-Matt Pike, High on Fire

[Elphenor]

cleaned my bedroom today which I hadn't done in months
and then I was like goddammit Vixnix was right

[Funbags]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

cleaned my bedroom today which I hadn't done in months
and then I was like goddammit Vixnix was right

in what way

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

cleaned my bedroom today which I hadn't done in months
and then I was like goddammit Vixnix was right

Vixnix or Jordan Peterson?

[Elphenor]

reproduction, the chief motivator

have to clean my car out next, again haven't done it in months

PiL girl has already taken a liking to me

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

cleaned my bedroom today which I hadn't done in months
and then I was like goddammit Vixnix was right

Originally Posted by Elphenor

reproduction, the chief motivator

have to clean my car out next, again haven't done it in months

I picked up that idea from this book

https://www.amazon.com/Mating-Mind-S.../dp/038549517X

which I read in 2002, I suppose about 5 years before you were born.

[ilikeplanets]

lol

[ilikeplanets]

i clean my room, bathroom, kitchen, and the living room twice a week, on rotation. i deep clean about once a month. my car doesn't get messy. it's a pain in the ass, but i much prefer it to the place being a disaster. i even have favorite cleaning products. what am i.

[ilikeplanets]

i'd be the best housewife ever if i was married -_-

[FoolofaTook]

yes me too

[FoolofaTook]

[vixnix]

Best housewife ever prepares three meals a day, for her family. Every day.

And keeps her figure by working out, so that she can be everything her husband needs for sexual satisfaction, every night.

You don't want to be the best housewife ever!!

HowJenDoesIt gets pretty close...her daily routine includes cleaning the guest powder room downstairs every day, and going to the gym.

It takes a pretty special individual to prepare all the food your family eats, every day, and clean the whole house, and go to the gym, then come home and blow dry your hair and do your makeup in time to pick the kids up from school.

Jen is the best housewife ever because whatever storm life has thrown at her, her house is in perfect shape for hosting guests, and her husband can be proud of how well she takes care of her appearance.

[FoolofaTook]

i wonder if she smokes treez

probs not huh

[vixnix]

I am a mediocre housewife.

I once stayed in a gigantic old home in Indianapolis with a Catholic family, and the matriarch had a cross stitch on the wall that read "Dull women keep immaculate homes" and at first I thought it was singing the praises of dull women. Like yeah, us dull women do keep some immaculate homes.

And then I realised...and I laughed, and I've remembered it ever since. It makes me feel better about my housekeeping skills...

[FoolofaTook]

so... you're calling my mom a dull woman?

[vixnix]

Not at all. In fact I am led to believe that your mother shines with all the lustre of a dry bar of soap.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

i wonder if she smokes treez

probs not huh

yeah I think she is way too productive to have a reefer compatible lifestyle

[ilikeplanets]

I'm good with mediocrity in most areas. Some things do require excellence or complete inadequacy, however.

[vixnix]

do you strive for excellence with your nail colour??

[Elphenor]

PiL girl is a screamer and it upsets my roommates lab who loves her

[FoolofaTook]

Involve the lab?

[myosis]

what's a roommates lab?
you humblebrag

[reprise85]

my laptop's screen died. when i was trying to figure out the problem i bent some pins in a connector, too. so a job i could have done myself for $40 turned into a job i need my computer store owner friend to do for me for $60 and dinner on me. apparently the thing i broke is easy to fix but time consuming (wire goes all around under the monitor to the camera and then under the keyboard/above the motherboard). oops.

i have my old netbook i used for college notes and working on my thesis, but of course my games and stuff aren't on here and it couldn't deal with them anyway. it also can't handle much more than a few tabs open at once. but hey, it's a decent backup and maybe i'll get some practical shit done for once

[Elphenor]

Dog bark bark

[FoolofaTook]

mutosis you are one to talk about humblebragging, having posted pictures of your foreign luvah without her consent

reprise i am sorry that your computer is dying

elphenor are you posting on here from bed? i mean if the dog is barking right now...