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07-22-2017, 04:56 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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What is your real name?
Hi Friends. After all this time spent together in internet intimacy, surely our souls have communed so deeply that we may share our true names. There is no reason to hide behind these usernames and avatars, veils which must be stripped to reveal the bear truth.
I will start. Hello, my name is Melkizedek. How do you do? |
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07-22-2017, 04:58 PM
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real estate cowboy
 
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Andrew Pakula
Last edited by smashingjj : 07-23-2017 at 05:46 AM. |
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07-22-2017, 05:03 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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Kimani Shortest
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07-22-2017, 05:11 PM
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full of longing
 
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no way jose
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07-22-2017, 05:13 PM
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Banned
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john "good job johnny" cumberbatch
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07-22-2017, 05:16 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Is monte his last name? So its Jonathan Monte? Sir Jonathan Monte?
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07-22-2017, 05:17 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Away
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The Thing That Should Not Be
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07-22-2017, 05:22 PM
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Immortal
 
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It really is Turalyon
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07-22-2017, 05:23 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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spartacus
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07-22-2017, 05:31 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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In Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea cycle the way wizards and mages and witches and shit have power over stuff is by knowing and using true names. Everyone has a true name which they hide because to know someone's true name is to have mastery over them.
that's how sparrowhawk, the hero, pwns this one dragon: by perceiving his true name. |
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07-22-2017, 05:33 PM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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Well thanks for not providing a spoiler alert you son of a gun. Jesus!
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07-22-2017, 05:38 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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i mean i guess there is a little truth in that knowing someone's name gives you a tiny bit more grasp to manipulate them from but i mean basing your public name on this is borderline psychotic |
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07-22-2017, 05:43 PM
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real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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my real name is wHATCOLOR
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07-22-2017, 06:08 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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And your avatar is fuzzyphus
we know |
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07-22-2017, 06:50 PM
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Banned
Location: stay, far, away
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Renaldo Andreas Eagol
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07-22-2017, 07:28 PM
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ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Paste Peruser Baron Bamford
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07-22-2017, 09:10 PM
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Banned
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07-22-2017, 09:14 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Butt Cunt Brown
My parents were hippies |
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07-22-2017, 09:53 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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More like Nihilists by the sound of things.
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07-22-2017, 09:53 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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I actually tried to get people to call me sandoz as my real name, but only one person agreed. I wish I was making this up.
I guess I was 16, and with the stuff that went on that year, I was hoping I could become someone else. I never really thought about it before. Every time somebody mocks "those people who try to give themselves a nickname" I think I actually blush |
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07-22-2017, 09:54 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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And fuck you fuzzy that e could of thrown off anyone.
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07-22-2017, 09:55 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I still pronounce it monteh in my head
strange |
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07-22-2017, 10:05 PM
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Banned
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his name is definitely monte
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07-22-2017, 10:52 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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07-22-2017, 11:04 PM
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Braindead
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07-22-2017, 11:07 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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my real name is Aloysius Holstein Rorschach Stoltzfus Diablo O'Donnel Netanyahu
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07-22-2017, 11:30 PM
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Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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07-22-2017, 11:40 PM
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Banned
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07-22-2017, 11:46 PM
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Braindead
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07-22-2017, 11:54 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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hey I'm sure that somewhere there are perfectly nice people surnamed Hitler
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