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Old 06-29-2017, 08:51 PM   #1
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So Billy actually wrote ...Said Sadly. Now we must ask: much like New Zealand, did James Iha ever exist?

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:01 AM   #2
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Motherfucker.

New Zealand rocks, unlike James Iha.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:22 AM   #3
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I never would have guessed that Jimmy Spithill was on Netphoria.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:59 AM   #4
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Is there some kind of conspiracy theory that New Zealand doesn't exist?

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:21 AM   #5
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New What What?

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 09:03 AM   #6
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New Zealand is in The Shire.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 10:01 AM   #7
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I wonder what TOC thinks of this so-called "New Zealand".

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:37 PM   #8
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Old Zealand replaced by a clone.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:03 PM   #9
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The earth is flat

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:30 PM   #10
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Isn't TOC Billy Corgan?

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 05:18 PM   #11
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Is there some kind of conspiracy theory that New Zealand doesn't exist?
Thought you knew where it was, didn't you?

https://i.redd.it/3620q4x73h3z.jpg

Billy stole it with "Oceania". Everything is beginning to unravel.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 06:14 PM   #12
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i like it how you sneaked your crotch into that pick

smooth.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 06:15 PM   #13
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The earth is flat
sigh if i just hadn't had the life crushed out of me by six (SIX) mothers i would have made some ur mom joke about flatness.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:17 PM   #14
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I can't argue with irrefutable proof. New Zealand doesn't exist. It's there for all to see.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:33 PM   #15
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Isn't TOC Billy Corgan?


lol.


No. But for some mysterious reason, our soul contracts crossed up and he responded to a request I made.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:34 PM   #16
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i used to joke that idaho doesn't exist. have you ever met someone from idaho? it's just where they say potatoes come from

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:56 PM   #17
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i like it how you sneaked your crotch into that pick

smooth.
It's not my picture, but yes I did make sure to choose one with a crotch in it.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 10:38 PM   #18
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Reprise I have met a mormon methhead from idaho. it is under an hour away just over the Blues. The Blues look mighty purdy from the idaho side btw.

so yes it does exist.

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 01:35 AM   #19
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i used to joke that idaho doesn't exist. have you ever met someone from idaho? it's just where they say potatoes come from
I convinced people that the French had no word for please. I was working with some absolute thiko's at the time.

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 05:18 PM   #20
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Here's the deal
Open your eyes
SP is a lie

 
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:38 AM   #21
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i used to joke that idaho doesn't exist. have you ever met someone from idaho? it's just where they say potatoes come from
I think you will find that potatoes come from Ireland.

Apart from when there's a potato famine.

 
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Old 07-18-2017, 04:37 PM   #22
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i used to joke that idaho doesn't exist. have you ever met someone from idaho? it's just where they say potatoes come from
Reminds me of this:



This little skit has been stuck in my head since I was 6/7 for whatever odd reason.

 
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:06 PM   #23
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A potato famine? Poor starving potatoes.

 
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:17 PM   #24
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Reminds me of this:



This little skit has been stuck in my head since I was 6/7 for whatever odd reason.
haha, looks like i stole the idea from this without even realizing it. i did watch garfield and friends and i do vaguely remember the premise but didnt remember the details of this 'show'

 
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