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Old 11-05-2018, 12:13 AM   #1
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Default someone put a bunch of pornography on my laptop

There are photos and videos of various performers in all kinds of acts of perversion. Some of them are even dressed in animal costumes. I don't know who did it, but I have a couple of suspects.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:19 AM   #2
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Do go on

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:21 AM   #3
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A lot of it looks like it was transferred from VHS tapes. There are folders within folders within folders... This is the work of some very twisted individual.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:21 AM   #4
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I mean I want to hear about these suspects

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:21 AM   #5
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Interesting. Is this a work computer?

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:21 AM   #6
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Ya done goofed.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:22 AM   #7
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When did you discover this material?

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:23 AM   #8
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I had no idea that a panda and a koala mating had ever taken place, but in the world of VHS porn anything goes...

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:23 AM   #9
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Does it appeal to individuals of all sexual orientations?

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:25 AM   #10
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Interesting. Is this a work computer?
No, this is a laptop for personal use. I do loan it out occasionally. Perhaps an IT* specialist or a professional internet psychologist has targeted my machine with this sinful material...

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:26 AM   #11
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*Information Technology

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:26 AM   #12
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Does it appeal to individuals of all sexual orientations?
Very much so.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:27 AM   #13
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IT* specialist or a professional internet psychologist
The usual suspects

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:36 AM   #14
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Maybe NSFW:










 
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Old 11-05-2018, 02:36 AM   #15
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Did you know...that it's possible...to breed the combined offspring of a goat and a sheep?

The result: a Geep!

They're adorable.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:05 AM   #16
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:44 AM   #17
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A lot of it looks like it was transferred from VHS tapes. There are folders within folders within folders... This is the work of some very twisted individual.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 11:59 AM   #18
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Did you know...that it's possible...to breed the combined offspring of a goat and a sheep?

The result: a Geep!

They're adorable.
The "Geep" is the name of the car the Gorillaz drove in the early 2000s

i'm afraid both can not co-exist under the same moniker...

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:04 PM   #19
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It's okay; your girlfriend doesn't post here. You can be honest with us.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:05 PM   #20
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you mean his "girlfriend" folder?

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:19 PM   #21
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I assumed this thread was just practice for whenever he did ultimately have to confront his significant other

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 12:22 PM   #22
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you mean his "girlfriend" folder?
Perhaps I've said too much

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 01:32 PM   #23
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Maybe somebody was just paying a good deed forward?

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 07:04 PM   #24
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Maybe somebody was just paying a good deed forward?
I say never look a gift horse in the mouth.

And if that gift horse is really a guy in a horse costume, fully errect, don't look him in the eyes, either.

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 07:05 PM   #25
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damn shit got gnarly

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:06 PM   #26
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Yeeeaaaahhhh someone put a bunch of pornography on my laptop too.... And on my PC.... What a sicko....

 
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Old 11-05-2018, 11:02 PM   #27
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you should notify the special division at the FBI

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