Martha Stewart

[ravenguy2000]

I'll bold the good shit, it's pretty lengthy.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...21255092.shtml

Martha Stewart Tells Howard Stern About $1,200.00 Vibrator
By Toshiba Reynolds
Dec 18, 2006

Howard Stern, the self anointed "king of all media," can get just about anyone to talk about sex on his Sirius Satellite Radio show.

This would not exclude domestic diva Martha Stewart it would appear as the ex con dished to Stern about a $1200 vibrator and prison sex in general.

Us Weekly reports that Stewart recently told Howard Stern that "girls that looked like boys" made passes at her in prison and asked her out on lunch dates. Somebody call Lifetime movie channel.

Marksfriggin.com has the highlights:

'Martha said that there is no hierarchy in her organization so if there's a spoil on the floor, she's the first person to go clean it up. Martha told Howard about her modeling work that she did back when she was in high school.

Howard told Martha about how in love Bob Morton seemed to be with her when they were dating. She said she didn't know he was in love with her. She said he's doing very well now. Howard read that Martha was dating some Microsoft guy but she said he's a retired ''Microsoftie.''

Howard said he thought she wanted to date him at one point. She said that was the case but then she met him. Howard quickly changed subjects and said that Martha was on Barbara Walter's show the other day admitting to using a vibrator. Howard said that was very cool and asked her how long she's been using it. She said she's been using it for a long time and it's great. Robin said that this thing she uses is huge. Martha said that the $1,200 version of it has a lot of different sized heads on it. She claims she doesn't know if she could use it to pleasure herself but Howard said that's the only thing they use it for.

Howard said he's tried using it during love making but he figures that he's plenty for Beth. Artie said that Dana used to work him into making love with her vibrator sometimes.

Howard got back to Martha's boyfriend and asked about how rich he is. She said that he created Word and Excel so he's got a lot of money from that. Howard said he read one unauthorized book about Martha that said she could will herself to orgasm. She said that's how false those books are because that's not true.

Martha said that she doesn't have many friends now because the lawsuit took care of all of that. She said her friends abandoned her after that all went down. Howard told Martha that he thinks that she should have gotten out of doing jail time if she had just taken a plea. She said that a plea doesn't mean that she could have gotten out of the jail time.

Howard asked Martha if she's had any nightmares about going to jail. She said she never did have any. Howard asked her about the people who abandoned her and Martha told him that she was just kidding about that and they really didn't abandon her at all. There were some people who she stopped talking to because of the way they treated her but she really didn't want to talk about them. The whole thing is over for her and she doesn't want to talk about that stuff.

Martha told Howard that she had a dream about one of the young ladies in jail that she met and she's legally not allowed to fraternize with any criminals. Artie told her that he's a convicted felon so she might want to tell her probation officer about that. She said she will actually have to do that today after the show.

Howard asked Martha about being under house arrest. She said that was horrible because she was stuck inside the house and wasn't able to go more than 10 feet from the house. She wasn't able to go see her horse because of that. Artie gave her a hard time about that comment. He said that was too bad, she couldn't go visit her horse.

Howard said that the girls in prison must have wanted to make her their girlfriend when she went in there. Martha said that was the case and she was able to find a group of women in there who were intelligent and could have good conversations. She said that there were a lot of women in on conspiracy convictions.

Gary came in and said he heard that Martha's daughter had admitted to having an abortion on the air. Martha said she heard about that off the air and it happened a long time. She kind of went off on Gary since he was the one trying to negotiate the release earlier. She said she can't sign stuff like that because they want the rights to her image and could theoretically take her picture, put it on a t-shirt and sell it at Target. She said she can't legally let that happen because she's under contract with K-Mart.

Howard asked Martha about her jail cell and the girl she as locked up with. Martha said that her cell mate wasn't that hot and there were a lot of women there who looked like guys and would ask her out to lunch and stuff. She told Howard about how she never got into any fights but she did injure her elbow one time when she fell down and the guards thought that maybe she had gotten into a fight. She said she wouldn't have told anyone if she had gotten into a fight because she knows that you can't rat on someone.

Martha said that there was one girl who looked like Nicole Kidman so she would call her Nicole which she kind of liked. Howard asked Martha if she ever pleasured herself while she was in jail. She said 5 months is a short time so she didn't need to do that. Howard said he would have to do it a lot in 5 months.

Martha said that she had a man the day after she got out of jail. She said that her boyfriend picked her up, brought her home and he jumped her. Howard asked if it was powerful. She said it was fine but didn't seem to want to get into too many details.

Howard asked if Martha has an open relationship. She said she can't talk about that on the air. Howard wanted to know if he could date her and get away with it with her boyfriend. She wasn't saying but she did say she wishes that she would like it if more men asked her out.

Howard read that Martha dated Mayor Bloomberg and Sir Anthony Hopkins. Martha said that she probably would have had a better relationship if she could have gotten past the whole Hannibal Lechter character he played. She just wasn't able to get past that.

Howard said he asked Martha's daughter about how she and her mother had dated the same guy. Martha said that never happened. She said she wasn't dating this guy that he was talking about. The rumor was started by the newspapers.

Howard read that Martha hates men because her father abused her. She said that's not true either. She said she loves men and her father wasn't physically abusive. She said she loved her father. Howard also brought up how Martha's daughter hates her father. Martha said that the divorce was kind of messy and it was a real shame because she loved that guy so much. She said that he was a cheat and they had to break it off.

Gary came in again and said that he read that Martha's husband had left her for her assistant. Martha said that was true and this assistant was living in their barn and her husband was always down at the barn so that's why things went wrong. She hasn't seen either of them for years. She said she's not even sure if they're still together.

Howard asked Martha about Donald Trump bad mouthing her. She said she has no bad feelings for him but she probably wouldn't say hello to him at a party if they were both there. She would just turn her back on him. She thinks that he went a little over the line with the comments he made about her.'

The New York Post reports that the homemaker diva also dished about a $1200 vibrator, calling it "a very good tool."

[wHATcOLOR]

i thought she was not heterosexual


edit: not sure where i got that though, can't find any documentation of that

[yo soy el mejor]

i liked the bit about her calling that woman nicole

[Karl Connor]

i would fuck the shit out of her

[Karl Connor]

not really

[ravenguy2000]

she already has a $1,200 vibrator, Karl, I'm not sure how you could compete. sorry buddy.

[Karl Connor]

the lonely housewife across the street pays me double that