Your Facebook Friends List's Idea of Humour

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I have to use as many words as possible to establish that I am super smart and rational and above the Facebook sheeple who think tragedies matter when there are other bad things out there and who only care because it's fashionable because they aren't contemplative intellectuals like me and are probably in actuality just mindless p-zombies conditioned to respond like the Pavlovian mutts they are whereas only I have complex mental processes

I don't understand this but the classification/order whatever is implied in the ending. I know taxonomy isn't taught in school other than that it exists but that is how it works.