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05-16-2019, 12:46 AM | #61 |
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Took can't seem to stop talking about fellatio. I think he has some deep seeded urges that he's not cognizant about.
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05-16-2019, 12:51 AM | #62 |
Minion of Satan
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05-16-2019, 12:55 AM | #63 |
Minion of Satan
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Fucking eh!
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05-16-2019, 08:11 AM | #64 |
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took is very open about his urges.
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05-16-2019, 08:25 AM | #65 |
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ur dad's very open
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05-16-2019, 08:44 AM | #66 |
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your poophole is very open.
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05-16-2019, 08:51 AM | #67 |
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yes.
speaking of which, yesterday i ate something like: a banana, five guavas, two pears, four prunes, three figs, a cucumber, two tomatoes, half a bell pepper, and a butt-load of cauliflower. this morning the first thing i did was rush to the porcelain throne where i secreted a black-green ooze out of my aching rectum. |
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05-16-2019, 08:52 AM | #68 |
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05-16-2019, 10:35 AM | #69 |
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05-16-2019, 03:53 PM | #70 |
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COGNIZANT
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05-16-2019, 04:55 PM | #71 |
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05-16-2019, 04:57 PM | #72 | |
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Quote:
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05-16-2019, 06:16 PM | #73 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Oh that is awesome; finally I have a term to attack people with when they say chomping at the bit instead of champing or floundering instead of foundering
Even though those terms have completely overwhelmed the original idioms and are now accepted usage, I will persevere |
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05-16-2019, 06:37 PM | #74 |
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According to Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary, homophones are one of two or more words pronounced alike but different in meaning or derivation or spelling (as the words to, too, and two). Homonyms are one of two or more words spelled and pronounced alike but different in meaning (as the noun quail and the verb quail).
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05-16-2019, 06:38 PM | #75 |
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acts things done ax chopping tool ad advertisement add addition adds performs addition ads more than one advertisement adze axelike tool Adrenalin Capitalize as the name of the synthetic drug adrenaline lowercase as the name of the hormone aerie bird’s nest on a cliff airy breezy affect Usually affect is used as a verb, “to assume,” “to change,” “to influence.” effect Effect is usually a noun, “impression,” “result”; but can be a verb, “to bring about.” aid to assist; to help aide an assistant; this is a person ail sick ale beer air odorless, tasteless gases humans breathe; melody ere eventually err to make a mistake heir inheritor aisle walkway isle island Alfa standard spelling of the code word for the letter A in the International Code of Signals and other spelling alphabets Alpha Beginning; title of deity all everything awl pointed tool for marking surfaces allowed permitted aloud spoken altar He knelt at the altar (noun). alter They altered (changed) their direction (verb). ant insect aunt parent’s sister ante preliminary bet auntie sister of a parent arc curved or arched; discharge of electricity ark Noah’s ark; ark of the covenant are We are going to our house. Present tense plural of be our of or relating to us or ourselves or especially as possessors ascent the climb assent to agree assure to comfort or give confidence to ensure to make sure, certain, or safe; guarantee insure to provide or obtain insurance on or for; to guard against loss ate past tense of eat eight the number base of octal auger a drill augur foretell aught anything; zero ought should aural related to the ear or hearing oral involving the mouth auricle atrium of the heart; ear-shaped lobe oracle seer away distant aweigh raised just clear of the bottom awed in a state of wonder odd not usual awful really bad offal butchered entrails aye naval affirmative eye ocular organ I oneself B bail container used to remove water bale woe; large bundle of goods, e.g., hay bale bailing pumping water out of a boat baling wire used to tie bales bait to torment bate to lessen; reduce the intensity of baited past tense of bait bated past tense of bate; bated breath baize green felt bays one or more enclosed arms of the ocean beys one or more Turkish officials bald hairless balled gather into a ball bawled cried aloud ball round body used in sports; a projectile used in firearms bawl to cry band a group banned forbidden bans forbids banns public announcement, especially in church, of a proposed marriage bard a poet barred enclosed by poles bare naked bear Noun: wild ursine; verb: to carry or support the weight of, etc. bark outer sheath of a tree barque square-rigged sailing ship baron minor royalty barren unable to bear children Barry a man’s name berry small fruit bury to conceal as if by covering with earth basal forming the base basil an herb base the bottom support for anything; starting place or goal in sports bass the lowest musical pitch or range based supported baste to moisten with liquid during cooking; to sew with long, loose stitches bases what baseball players like to steal basis principal constituent of anything basses many four-stringed guitars bask to relax in pleasant warmth; take pleasure Basque people of the Pyrenees basque tightfitting bodice bat a blind, flying rodent batt piece of batting baud bits per second bawd brothel manager bay an enclosed arm of the ocean bey a Turkish official be to exist bee pollinating insect that feeds on pollen and nectar beach seashore area beech a type of tree bean a legume been past tense of be beat to hit beet edible red root beau male friend bow a curve or bend; knot beaut slang for beauty, beautiful butte steep sided hill been past tense of be bin a box or container beer alcoholic beverage made from malted grain bier a stand for a coffin; coffin and stand bel ten decibels Bel Babylonian god bell hollow metallic device that gives off a reverberating sound when struck belle beautiful woman berth amount of distance maintained for safety; place to sleep in a ship birth act or process of bringing forth young from the womb besot to make dull or stupid; infatuated with besought past tense of beseech better superior bettor one who bets bight a bend in a coast forming an open bay; a slack part or loop in a rope bite seize with the jaws; small portion byte eight bits billed sent a bill build to construct bit past tense of bite bitt post for tying up ships blew past tense of blow blue color of sky bloc a group that acts together for a common purpose block square object blond refers to male or female when used as an adj. blonde when no noun is used: She was a pretty blonde. boar wild pig Boer a South African of Dutch descent boor rude or insensitive person bore not interesting board a plank bored not interested boarder lodger who gets meals border perimeter bode presage bowed curved bold brave bowled knocked over bolder more courageous boulder large rock bole trunk boll round seed pod bowl dish boos disparaging sounds from fans booze alcohol born brought into life borne past participle of bear bourne small stream; boundary borough township burrow dig into the ground bough tree branch bow front of a ship; respectful bend buoy navigational aid boy male child braid a weave of three strands brayed a donkey cried braise to cook slowly in fat and little moisture in a closed pot brays loud, harsh cries brake stopping device attached to a vehicle break to split apart breach to break through breech short pants covering the hips and thighs bread a loaf bred past tense of breed brewed fermented brood family brews more than one beer; to prepare by infusion and fermentation bruise a contusion bridal pertaining to brides bridle horse's headgear broach to raise a subject; jeweled pin brooch an ornament fastened to clothes brows eyebrows browse look over casually bundt type of cake bunt hit a pitch without swinging burger meat sandwich burgher inhabitant of a borough or town bus large multipassenger vehicle buss a kiss bussed kissed; transported by bus, not preferred spelling bust sculpture of someone’s head and shoulders but except butt the thick end buy to purchase by near bye farewell C cache hidden storage cash legal tender cached hidden away cashed converted to legal tender calendar chart of days calender verb: to press between rollers or plate to smooth and glaze into thin sheets call to summon caul fetal membrane that can cover the head at birth col a mountain pass caller one who calls collar a band, strip, or chain worn around the neck callous A callous (adj.) person can have calluses (noun) on his hands. Being hardened and thickened; showing no emotion callus thickening of or hardening of skin or bark cannon big gun canon body of law; an accepted principle or rule can’t contraction of can not cant a bevel; set at an angle canter a moderate gallop; beggar cantor choir leader, particularly in a synagogue canvas material like a tarp canvass a selling technique such as what the LEs present capital city; Boise is the capital city of Idaho. capitol building; The [state] capitol is undergoing renovations. Capitol the building where the U.S. Congress meets carat unit of weight for precious stones, equal to 200 milligrams caret proofreader’s insertion mark carrot edible orange root karat one 24th part of otherwise pure gold carol Christmas song carrel partitioned table used for study in a library carpal a bone of the carpus carpel a pistil cast to throw caste a social class caster one who throws castor beaver; beaver’s smelly gland; also refers to the castorbean plant cause a reason for an action or condition caws sounds of crows cay a low island key opens locks quay a wharf cedar an tall coniferous tree seeder one or device that plants or sows seeds cede to give seed part of a plant from which a new one grows ceding giving seeding planting ceiling top of the room sealing to close something or make secure as by a seal cell a small room sell to exchange for money cellar basement; stock of wines seller one who sells censer incense burner censor to remove or prohibit anything obscene or objectionable censure to condemn or disapprove sensor a device that detects census numbering of a population senses faculties cent One-hundredth of a dollar scent an aroma sent dispatched cents hundredths of a dollar scents many things to smell sense intelligence; faculty of perceiving by means of sense organs cere waxy fleshy covering at the base of the upper beak in some birds; wrap in cerecloth sear to scorch seer a prophet sere dried and withered; natural succession of plant or animal communities cereal grains serial numbers in sequence Ceres Roman goddess of agriculture series a sequence of things cession giving up session a group sitting chalk calcareous earthy substance chock wedge to keep wheels from rolling chance happenstance chants more than one litany chard spinachlike vegetable charred burnt chased quickly followed chaste virginal check a tic mark Czech from Czechoslovakia chews masticating choose to select Chile a South American country chili dried pod of red pepper chilly uncomfortably cool choir church singers quire the twentieth part of a ream of paper choler yellow bile collar around your neck choral by a chorus coral marine polyp skeleton chorale a choir corral a pen for horses chord three tones in harmony cord very light rope cored divested of its central part chute inclined trough shoot to eject or impel or cause to be ejected or impelled by a sudden release of tension; expel by explosion cite to quote as an example sight vision site a particular place cited past tense of cite sighted visually identified sited located cites references sights Something worth seeing; ; spectacle sites more than one location coarse texture, structure, form; coarse features, coarse cloth course in the course of a week; of course; path or movement over a path; education class complement to go with or complete compliment to flatter; given free as a courtesy clack a chattering sound claque a group hired to applaud, sycophants Claus fat, jolly guy with presents clause contractual unit claws curved nails on the end of an appendage; curved like a claw clew sheet cringle on a sail clue a hint click ticking noise clique exclusive group climb ascend clime climate close to shut clothes garments coal Glowing carbon, charcoal cole plants in the crucifer family; broccoli, cabbage, turnip coaled supplied with coal cold chilled; not warm coarse rough course path of travel coat outer garment worn for warmth cote small animal shed coax persuade cokes more than one soft drink cocks more than one male bird cox a coxswain coddling tenderly treating codling small, unripe apple; young cod coffer a strongbox; treasury funds; decorative, sunken ceiling panels cougher one who coughs coin money quoin corner stone colonel military officer kernel seed complacence self-satisfaction complaisance willingness to please complacent self-satified complaisant willing to please complement something that completes or makes perfect; personnel of a ship; counterpart; allotment compliment admiring remark; regards conch marine mollusk conk blow to the head coo a soft murmuring sound coup coup d'état; a successful stroke/act copped stole; catch; adopt an attitude; admit fault Copt member of the Coptic religion cops police officers copse a small stand of trees core inner part corps organized unit, particularly military; group of persons working together under common direction: press corps cosign jointly sign a promissory note cosine trigonometric function: sine of the complement council group of leaders or advisors counsel advisor; advice craft an occupation requiring dexterity; to make something kraft a strong paper made from wood pulp crater impact hole krater jar in antiquity used to mix wine and water Crays more than one Cray supercomputer craze produce minute cracks; become instance creak to squeak creek small stream crewed served by a crew crude coarse crewel embroidery yarn cruel merciless crews more than one crew cruise a sea journey cue a signal; rod used for striking balls in pool and billiards queue a waiting line; braid of hair worn hanging on the back of the head; sequence of messages awaiting transmission currant small berry current of the present curser one who swears (unlikely to be used) cursor position indicator on a video display cygnet a young swan signet an authenticating seal cymbal percussive brass plate symbol a representation D dam barrier that holds back water damn to condemn to hell dammed stopped up; prevented from flowing damned cursed; to condemn to hell darn to mend darne a fish steak (French term) days more than one day daze to bewilder dear beloved deer slender-legged mammal with antlers; Bambi dew morning condensation do to perform due payable die to cease to exist dye coloring agent died passed away dyed colored dies passes away dyes colors dine to eat dyne unit of energy dire desperate dyer one who dyes disc a phonograph record; optical disc: CD, DVD disk a round, plate-shaped object; magnetic computer storage: floppy disk or a hard drive discreet confidential; modest; unnoticeable discrete individual; distinct discussed talked about disgust aversion; repugnance do to act; first note of diatonic scale doe a female deer dough a mixture of flour and liquid that is stiff enough to knead or roll; slang for money doc a physician dock where boats are kept does several female deer doughs several mixtures of flour and liquid that are stiff enough to knead or roll doze to nap done completed dun adjective: alight brownish dark gray color; verb: demand money dos opposite of don'ts dues membership payments draft a preliminary version; chill wind; a portion of liquid drawn from a cask or keg; verb: inhaling, pulling draught British preferred spelling of draft dual two things duel a fight between two people over honor dyeing changing colors dying in the process of ceasing to live E e'er See air earn to work to deserve urn a jar effect See affect eh See a eight See ate elicit to draw out illicit unlawful elude to evade; defy illude to deceive Emmanuel Immanuel, first preference; title of deity Immanuel first preference emigrate to leave a country; to emigrate from immigrate to come into a new country, region, environment eminent prominent; conspicuous imminent ready to take place ensure See assure, insure epic a narrative poem or story epoch a noteworthy period in history ere See air err See air eunuchs castrated men; ones lacking in power or virility Unix computer operating system ewe female sheep yew a type of tree you singular second person ewes more than one female sheep use to apply yews More than one yew tree eye See aye eyelet small hole for laces islet small island F farther refers to actual physical distance further refers to degree or extent faze to disturb the composure of; disconcert, daunt phase state in a regularly recurring cycle of changes feat act; deed feet plural of foot fiancé male; when gender is unknown, use fiancé fiancée female forebear an ancestor forbear to refrain forego to go before in place, time, degree; precede forgo to do without; to relinquish foreword preface or introduction; cap. as title, but “the foreword” forward ahead G grisly horrifying, repugnant grizzly grayish; or short form for grizzly bear grown-up noun, adj. grown up verb; He had grown up in Texas. H I insure See assure; ensure Immanuel See Emmanuel immigrate See emigrate its relating to it as a possessor it’s Contraction of it is J K L lightening getting or making lighter lightning thunder and lightning M meat animal tissue eaten as food; core of something meet to come into the presence of at a particular time medal metal meddle N O one a single unit or thing won past tense of win P peak the top of a hill or mountain ending in a point; pointed or sharp end peek to look furtively pique a transient feeling of wounded vanity; resentment profit monetary gain prophet one who utters divinely inspired revelations patient showing forbearance; person under medical treatment phase See faze palate palette pallet Q R resume begin again résumé curriculum vitae (notice the accent marks on both letters) rappel to descend from a height by a rope repel to fight back or drive against; resist S shore land bordering a usually large body of water sure trustworthy; feelings of certainty staff a stick, line on which music is written, personnel staph abbreviation for Staphylococcus bacteria stationary in a fixed position (Tip: Think to stand is to stay in one place.) stationery paper, writing material (Tip: Think to write on paper.) sole bottom of the foot; a type of fish soul person; spirit T their belonging to a group of people there in or at that place they’re contraction of they are to indicate movement or an action or condition suggestive of movement toward a place, person, or thing reached too also; to an excessive degree, very two one more than one and less than three toe one of the terminal members of the vertebrate foot tow to draw or pull along behind U V W X Y Z Ziploc trademark name zip-lock zip-lock design; adjective |
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05-16-2019, 07:04 PM | #76 | |
Minion of Satan
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05-16-2019, 07:05 PM | #77 |
Minion of Satan
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Sorry to go off like that but you've really touched a cord
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05-16-2019, 07:11 PM | #78 |
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That's pretty rich, but i would of ended with "grim and bare it."
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05-16-2019, 07:17 PM | #79 |
Minion of Satan
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Sorry, that was my missed take
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05-16-2019, 07:23 PM | #80 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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This kills topleybird
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05-16-2019, 07:24 PM | #81 |
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NP.
Coincidentally, this dude just wrote "breech of contract" in his theological exposition of Daniel. |
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05-16-2019, 07:25 PM | #82 |
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also he really, really needs to LEARN WHAT IRONY MEANS!!!
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05-16-2019, 10:57 PM | #83 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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05-17-2019, 12:19 PM | #84 |
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Nah Billie Joe's kinda been in Corgan territory for me over the years. In hindsight, I really liked the 94-95 Green Day era and some of choice tracks off of the first 2 albums (2000 Light Years Away, Going To Pasalacqua, Christie Road, 80 ETC), sorta liked some stuff on Nimrod and then after that there wasn't anything all that phenomenal... Maybe a few choice cuts off of American Idiot.
I guess the difference with Billie Joe and Corgan is that Billie Joe always puts on a passionate live show whereas Corgan seems like he's going through an existential crisis onstage regarding as to whether he even wants to be there or not. |
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05-17-2019, 12:45 PM | #85 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ur dad puts on a passionate live show
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05-17-2019, 08:55 PM | #86 |
Minion of Satan
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A real rocket man compared to Corgan, the Zero...
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