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Old 03-13-2015, 01:56 AM   #1
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Buzz of a coup in Russia. very curious...Officially, he hasn't been seen in public since March 5th and he was supposed to be in Kazakhstan Thursday (12th) but didn't show up.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 02:25 AM   #2
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cant wait to see how to you explain it all away when he pops back up

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 02:27 AM   #3
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Stratfor is an Austin intelligence company and breaks down Putin's absence here:


A Putin Puzzle


We know three things. First, the cancellations were odd. Second, the insistence that he was not ill was also odd. Third, the Kremlin did nothing to allay concerns about Putin's status. The Russians had to know that they were not allaying concerns; denying that he was ill but giving no alternative explanation for the cancellations seemed strange as well.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 02:30 AM   #4
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cant wait to see how to you explain it all away when he pops back up

In that case he would have an answer as to why he missed treaty signings on consecutive days, something leaders don't do much.


It's o.k. to be cynical at this point though, but something is amiss over there.

 
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in russia? no way

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 03:23 AM   #6
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Old 03-13-2015, 03:24 AM   #7
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Old 03-13-2015, 05:24 AM   #8
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Ignorance is bliss until is isn't.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 07:21 AM   #9
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Putin loves Stalin.
Stalin died on the 5th of March 1953, 62 yeas ago.
Putin is 62, and had not been seen since the 6th of March.

Interesting numbers, eh. He's prolly holed up somewhere laughing his ass off playing his fucked up game of geopolitical chess.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:14 AM   #10
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Putin loves Stalin.
Stalin died on the 5th of March 1953, 62 yeas ago.
Putin is 62, and had not been seen since the 6th of March.

Interesting numbers, eh. He's prolly holed up somewhere laughing his ass off playing his fucked up game of geopolitical chess.
62... March 5th... That can't be a coincidence!

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:40 AM   #11
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Those numbers are fascinating!

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 09:05 AM   #12
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62... March 5th... That can't be a coincidence!
looks like double proof to me!

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 09:16 AM   #13
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Old 03-13-2015, 09:29 AM   #14
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Ignorance is bliss until is isn't.
who would have thought that behind the veil of omega concern, a monteh lurks?

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:10 AM   #15
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What the fuck does that even mean? Pull your head out of your ass, man.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:25 AM   #16
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Guys, it's a fucking joke account. Stop.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:36 AM   #17
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:43 AM   #18
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Old 03-13-2015, 03:01 PM   #19
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No official word yet on Putin's whereabouts.

The confusion in the Kremlin appears to be a power struggle within between those loyal to Putin and those who wish to oust him from last weeks murder of Nemtsov. That seems as likely as anything at this point.

Stratfor, Forbes, Time...all these news sites have chimed in on the mystery. Somethings up, but like the Cold War days, no one knows exactly what. welcome to the 1960's.

 
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Why does everything have to be sexual with you?

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 04:49 PM   #22
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Turns out he's not dead. The end.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 06:26 PM   #23
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actually this is just the beginning. wait until you see what this new "putin" (a reptilian shape-shifter) has in store for us.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 07:02 PM   #24
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:26 PM   #25
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Turns out he's not dead. The end.


If only.



The Kremlin is preparing a major announcement, journalists are asked not to depart for the weekend

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:42 PM   #26
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There was a article in my local paper today about how he has resurfaced and he's fine.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:03 PM   #27
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One time I got sick with the flu and didn't leave the house for several days. Glad no one started to consider me dead because I wasn't out in public.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:05 PM   #28
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lets face it omega is right.. YET AGAIN. clever bastard

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:08 PM   #29
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When I finally surfaced I had a new face.

 
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Old 03-13-2015, 10:31 PM   #30
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this is just further proof something is rotten in the kremlin, comrade

the shadow soviet never sleeps

 
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