Official thread for harassing rap messages

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

but to get back to the topic at hand, i've smoked out of an apple.
which in hebrew is called 'apple of the earth', if taken literally.
take that to mean what you want.

smoking out of an apple is really nice, imo. i've only done it like 5 times, though

[FoolofaTook]

It's not perfect. I've scorched my nose many times with that method heh.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

My songs written and worked out and ready for recording. Shouldn't be much longer before I upload it.

did you upload it somewhere? in the week since this post...

[LaBelle]

https://pre00.deviantart.net/ecdb/th...on-d7ir0hn.png

[ilikeplanets]

i'm seriously weary of this, just fucking post it already

[Xteenmachine]

the chinese democracy starts here!!!

[LaBelle]

Don't quote me on this, but apparently Fuzzy got Slash to record a solo on the track. But he's still unsure whether to use Slash's take or not.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

The truth is, I just don't feel the same internal inspiration (or hatred) that you feel for me. I'll make something cool and all, but there's no benefit for me to do it... I'm a proud man, so I'll accept a challenge, but it's hard to find inspiration to write about what I find to be a sad man... I'm a sad man too... But that's why I empathize with you... So it's not easy for me to try and set out to humiliate you... It's just not in my spiritual DNA...

yeah, you only have enough room in your heart for hatred of racial minorities, women, and LGBTQ+ people, right?

[ilikeplanets]

i feel like he doesn't hate those groups of people but is also unwilling to budge on his inappropriate verbiage

[ilikeplanets]

then again the last few times i've said that, he's objectified the shit out of women so idk




just produce your damn rap/song/spiritual poem/interpretive dance already

[fuzzyroes]

I've just been busy guys, and when I've been shooting the shit on here, it's when I'm kicking back and relaxing. It's hard to fit in recording time when I live in a basement suite and live a nocturnal life due to working night shifts. I do have material up and recorded, I just gotta put more work into it.

I know I've been lazy, and should have had it done by now... But my motivation was just severely lacking... Remember, this isn't something I agreed upon ahead of time and then RBG obliged and posted his song... He sprung it on as a total surprise without me really caring.

So be patient...

Just think of this as being like the Teargarden By Kaleidoscope project

[fuzzyroes]

I'm sorry if I let down peoples excitement. I shouldn't have obliged to such a timeline in the first place... But really, all excuses aside, it won't be much longer before I have it up now.. Could be 2 days, could be 10 days... I just don't wanna be rushed because then it'll be "HAHAHA that's all fuzzy could do in his retaliation!?!? WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT".

I know the community too well.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Just think of this as being like the Teargarden By Kaleidoscope project

wow talk about lowering expectations

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Don't quote me on this, but apparently Fuzzy got Slash to record a solo on the track. But he's still unsure whether to use Slash's take or not.

don't tell me what to do.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

wow talk about lowering expectations

Lol I was referring to the big hype and the unbearable wait times

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Lol I was referring to the big hype and the unbearable wait times

Just add in the inevitable plate of shit that was eventually served up leaving us exhausted and angry at ourselves for even listening, and you've hit the nail on the head

[fuzzyroes]

lol hey man, your rap was good and all, but it wasn't really all that sonically pleasing.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

But really, all excuses aside, it won't be much longer before I have it up now..

In the words of Ass Cream: PENNIS NOT ERRECT

[fuzzyroes]

Yeah, having a small dick sucks. Well, it's actually not really that small, I don't want people to get the wrong idea here thinking that I'm walking around with a micro dick or something... But it is uncircumcised and that gives a smaller appearance when the penis is flaccid.

It's what I tell girls, I'm a grower, not a shower

[FoolofaTook]

Go on.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah, having a small dick sucks. Well, it's actually not really that small, I don't want people to get the wrong idea here thinking that I'm walking around with a micro dick or something... But it is uncircumcised and that gives a smaller appearance when the penis is flaccid.

It's what I tell girls, I'm a grower, not a shower

my ex was probably above average but when he was soft it was fucking tiny. like 1-1.5 inches?

[ilikeplanets]

thread is turning for the worse, somehow

[LaBelle]

I wish I could unread stuff.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah, having a small dick sucks. Well, it's actually not really that small, I don't want people to get the wrong idea here thinking that I'm walking around with a micro dick or something... But it is uncircumcised and that gives a smaller appearance when the penis is flaccid.

It's what I tell girls, I'm a grower, not a shower

Hell yeah, uncut for life!

*high five*

[FlamingGlobes]

fuzzy, for all the kindness I've shown you on this board, please ******* a line about being uncircumcised in your rap/rock/ballad/bluegrass tribute.

[MarquisInSpades]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Hell yeah, uncut for life!

*high five*

yeah, getting your dick cut off sucks, yo

[FoolofaTook]

Fuzzy it's strange. Everything you typed about your ruddy chanticleer applies to me too. Everything except the last part.

I'm a shrinker, not a grower.

[FlamingGlobes]

Your dad's a shrinker, too.

[smashingjj]

Your dad is my shrink

[FoolofaTook]

Your dad's my twink.