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Old 03-31-2014, 04:44 AM   #1
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Old 03-31-2014, 04:44 AM   #2
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Old 03-31-2014, 04:45 AM   #4
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go fuck yourself.

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 05:02 AM   #5
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Un peu

... Ou est la discotheque?

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 05:05 AM   #6
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Ou est le livre?
A la bibliotheque.
Et le musique dance?

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 05:30 AM   #8
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oui, je parle un peu de français.

tu peux me tutoyer.
comment vas-tu?

une grande bière, et vite! merde alors! fils de pute. c'est un job d'été, peut-être?

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 08:37 AM   #9
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parlons plus de français alors
baguette
c'était un mot simple pour commencer
sur le pont d'avignon (on y danse)
ça va, benoît?
très bien, lucien!
et alors, aurore?
va niquer ta mère, albert.
bonsoir, édouard.
et puis tout droit

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 08:38 AM   #10
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je m'ennuie énormément.

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 08:51 AM   #11
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ALLO? BONJOUR? IL Y A QUELQU'UN?

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:24 AM   #12
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je m'ennuie énormément.
ik zit mij voor het vensterglas
onnoemlijk te vervelen
ik wou dat ik twee hondjes was
dan kon ik samen spelen

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 11:52 AM   #13
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Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.
Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca es en bigote grande, perro, manteca.
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño, cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno.
Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, bigote de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.
Yea boi. Boi. Yea. What. It’s 2009. Word.

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 11:53 AM   #14
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remember after 9/11 when France acted like a bunch of pansies and we had to destroy Iraq without them! And in Washington DC Congress officially renamed French Fries as "Feedom Fries."

Good times!

 
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if you cant speak the language then GTFO of america

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 03:47 PM   #16
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Je n'aime pas faire du ski, parce que c'est tres dangereux.
J'aime tricoter. Parce que c'est tres interessant.

Ma mere, elle est tres jolie. Mais mon pere, il est tres mal. Il n'aime pas tricoter. Il aime manger le fromage.

 
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Old 03-31-2014, 07:11 PM   #17
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Old 04-01-2014, 03:14 AM   #18
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parler français is totally le overraté. just add a "le" here and there, and you're le done.

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 03:38 AM   #19
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:17 AM   #20
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parler français is totally le overraté. just add a "le" here and there, and you're le done.
* franglais

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:23 AM   #21
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j'adore le franglais. it's like la langue le plus best. it should be parlé en real life.

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 05:02 AM   #22
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Je parle exactly that en real life, il pousse tout le monde à bout. C'est le fun!

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:31 PM   #23
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WHAT IS THIS, A THREAD FOR POSTING FRENCH IN?!

 
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:42 AM   #24
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bonjour, bardèn. oui, en effet, c'est exactement ça. parles-tu français? moi, je l'ai appris à l'école. je n'aime pas parler français. c'est trop difficile. j'aimerais un café maintenant. ET VITE! et puis un pastis, pour commencer ce jour. il y a beaucoup de soleil. c'est agréable. ET TOI?

 
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