The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread - Page 37

FlamingGlobes · 02-20-2018, 09:29 PM

No, but I am currently nursing a pesky hemorrhoid, thank you for asking.

FlamingGlobes · 02-20-2018, 09:29 PM

Post in this thread when you are hemorrhoids.

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-21-2018, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

No, but I am currently nursing a pesky hemorrhoid, thank you for asking.

this is the kind of honesty this board needs

i feel your pain F'lobes.

not literally. get your mind out the gutter.

LaBelle · 02-21-2018, 08:29 AM

what do you call a particularly strong looking emo?

Emo-n'-roids.

FlamingGlobes · 02-22-2018, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

not literally. get your mind out the gutter.

I will, just as soon as you remove your finger from my asshole.

Ram27 · 02-26-2018, 07:57 PM

Guitarist cancelled on us for practice a-fucking-gain

i am going to lose my fucking mind

Ram27 · 02-26-2018, 07:59 PM

"I think [he's] just a piece of shit. I think he’s one of the worst human beings I’ve ever met in my life."

Ram27 · 02-26-2018, 07:59 PM

jk but fucking hell

LaBelle · 02-27-2018, 06:03 AM

Get rid of the guitarist, start a Royal Blood type band.
The shittiness of others shouldn't get in your way!

redbreegull · 03-05-2018, 01:21 AM

disaster relief woman is finally back in town and we had a great date today at the udvar-hazy center /national air and space annex. we saw tons of cool shit, including the b-29 that dropped the nuke on hiroshima, the space shuttle discovery, a concord,and an sr-71. unfortunately my phone died quickly and I only snapped a few photos.

we went to this really good PIZZA place in her neighborhood for dinner. Oh man one pizza was spicy salami, arugula, and a spicy/sweet jelly, and the other was baked yam shreds, squash, arugula, and goat cheese. we also got some pork empanadas that were incredible. but when we came out to my car, some fuckin dick had smashed my goddamn window! there was nothing in there to steal

other than that it was a really good day. disaster relief woman is very cool, super smart, and she likes buffy, so hopefully I don't scare her off

ilikeplanets · 03-05-2018, 11:41 AM

smashed your fucking window?! holy shit that's really awful

hope it isn't too expensive to fix

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-05-2018, 11:51 AM

my boy breeg seems pretty zen about it though. that's ripe

i call it "the grand black hole that will swallow us all" buddhatits approach

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-05-2018, 12:05 PM

it was fuzzy.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-05-2018, 12:11 PM

he was like rap battle my ass why don't we do a car window challenge i'll give you one week to smash mine i don't even have a car good luck the loser has to voluntarily leave netphoria bye

FoolofaTook · 03-05-2018, 12:18 PM

slunken · 03-05-2018, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

he was like rap battle my ass why don't we do a car window challenge i'll give you one week to smash mine i don't even have a car good luck the loser has to voluntarily leave netphoria bye

Makes sense.

Elphenor · 03-05-2018, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

she likes buffy

my gf forces me against my will to watch this show

Elphenor · 03-05-2018, 01:53 PM

I think maybe because it has vampires

I suggested a group reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-05-2018, 03:32 PM

bram dracula's stoker

Shallowed · 03-05-2018, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

my gf forces me against my will to watch this show

Do you force her against her will to listen to The Fall?

myosis · 03-05-2018, 04:04 PM

does she employ physical constraint?

Shallowed · 03-05-2018, 04:17 PM

Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

FoolofaTook · 03-05-2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

bram dracula's stoker

bram's stroker

FoolofaTook · 03-05-2018, 04:26 PM

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-05-2018, 04:29 PM

stroke, stroke, stroke...

redbreegull · 03-05-2018, 04:32 PM

I heard bram strokes vampires

Shallowed · 03-05-2018, 04:35 PM

I heard he's a Brampire

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-05-2018, 04:56 PM

i heard an apple pie

Disco King · 03-05-2018, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

disaster relief woman is finally back in town and we had a great date today at the udvar-hazy center /national air and space annex. we saw tons of cool shit, including the b-29 that dropped the nuke on hiroshima, the space shuttle discovery, a concord,and an sr-71. unfortunately my phone died quickly and I only snapped a few photos.

we went to this really good PIZZA place in her neighborhood for dinner. Oh man one pizza was spicy salami, arugula, and a spicy/sweet jelly, and the other was baked yam shreds, squash, arugula, and goat cheese. we also got some pork empanadas that were incredible. but when we came out to my car, some fuckin dick had smashed my goddamn window! there was nothing in there to steal

other than that it was a really good day. disaster relief woman is very cool, super smart, and she likes buffy, so hopefully I don't scare her off

That sounds great! But you must ask yourself: is it her you really like or the pizza?

Disco King · 03-05-2018, 06:16 PM

Every man must ask himself this question at least once in his relationship.

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02-20-2018, 09:29 PM	#1081
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	No, but I am currently nursing a pesky hemorrhoid, thank you for asking.

02-20-2018, 09:29 PM	#1082
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Post in this thread when you are hemorrhoids.

02-21-2018, 08:29 AM	#1084
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	what do you call a particularly strong looking emo? Emo-n'-roids.

02-26-2018, 07:57 PM	#1086
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	Guitarist cancelled on us for practice a-fucking-gain i am going to lose my fucking mind

02-26-2018, 07:59 PM	#1087
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	"I think [he's] just a piece of shit. I think he’s one of the worst human beings I’ve ever met in my life."

02-26-2018, 07:59 PM	#1088
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	jk but fucking hell

02-27-2018, 06:03 AM	#1089
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Get rid of the guitarist, start a Royal Blood type band. The shittiness of others shouldn't get in your way!

03-05-2018, 01:21 AM	#1090
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	disaster relief woman is finally back in town and we had a great date today at the udvar-hazy center /national air and space annex. we saw tons of cool shit, including the b-29 that dropped the nuke on hiroshima, the space shuttle discovery, a concord,and an sr-71. unfortunately my phone died quickly and I only snapped a few photos. we went to this really good PIZZA place in her neighborhood for dinner. Oh man one pizza was spicy salami, arugula, and a spicy/sweet jelly, and the other was baked yam shreds, squash, arugula, and goat cheese. we also got some pork empanadas that were incredible. but when we came out to my car, some fuckin dick had smashed my goddamn window! there was nothing in there to steal other than that it was a really good day. disaster relief woman is very cool, super smart, and she likes buffy, so hopefully I don't scare her off

03-05-2018, 11:41 AM	#1091
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	smashed your fucking window?! holy shit that's really awful hope it isn't too expensive to fix

03-05-2018, 11:51 AM	#1092
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	my boy breeg seems pretty zen about it though. that's ripe i call it "the grand black hole that will swallow us all" buddhatits approach

03-05-2018, 12:18 PM	#1095
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	ok

03-05-2018, 12:05 PM	#1093
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	it was fuzzy.

03-05-2018, 12:11 PM	#1094
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	he was like rap battle my ass why don't we do a car window challenge i'll give you one week to smash mine i don't even have a car good luck the loser has to voluntarily leave netphoria bye

03-05-2018, 01:53 PM	#1098
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I think maybe because it has vampires I suggested a group reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula

03-05-2018, 03:32 PM	#1099
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	bram dracula's stoker

03-05-2018, 04:04 PM	#1101
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	does she employ physical constraint?

03-05-2018, 04:17 PM	#1102
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

03-05-2018, 04:26 PM	#1104
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

03-05-2018, 04:29 PM	#1105
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	stroke, stroke, stroke...

03-05-2018, 04:32 PM	#1106
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	I heard bram strokes vampires

03-05-2018, 04:35 PM	#1107
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I heard he's a Brampire

03-05-2018, 04:56 PM	#1108
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i heard an apple pie

03-05-2018, 06:16 PM	#1110
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	Every man must ask himself this question at least once in his relationship.