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12-25-2015, 05:28 PM | #91 |
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My parents never threatened to leave or divorce each other, but they did fight a lot, and never really seemed to get along. But I'm glad they stayed together. Pretty sure my kids will be glad that I stick it out with their Dad.
And duo, you'll find out when your kids are the ages that mine are, and your wife hates you because you don't help out enough. It happens. A lot of men are broken, that way. |
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12-25-2015, 05:31 PM | #92 |
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Obviously porn kills love because here you are bitching about porn on Christmas instead of making dinner.
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12-25-2015, 05:39 PM | #93 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Wasn't Xmas yesterday for her
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12-25-2015, 05:40 PM | #94 |
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I don't know when Australians do it.
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12-25-2015, 05:40 PM | #95 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Vix you need to see a fucking therapist
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12-25-2015, 05:53 PM | #96 |
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12-25-2015, 05:59 PM | #97 |
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I'll just add that all that shit my parents did, playing me against each other, exposing me to their personal problems I had no place knowing about... they would straight up deny it all, not because they are liars, but because they truly do not see any of that. people can be remarkably blind when emotions are involved
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12-25-2015, 07:01 PM | #98 |
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it's boxing day here. which means leftovers, quiet kids, and cricket. yussssss. just got the bbq started. we had $100 worth of lindt chocolates in our stockings. it's a bit of a budget blowout christmas.
my youngest saw his dad and me kissing in the hallway last night, he said "i saw you!". usually I'd push him away and say "don't", but we'd been drinking $200/bottle wine and veuve all afternoon at my friend's house, because her husband is a sommelier. so i was drunk. i guess after all these years he's learned how to pick the right moments. |
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12-25-2015, 08:24 PM | #99 |
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did anyone get any $40 undershirts for christmas
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12-25-2015, 08:36 PM | #100 |
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LOL no, definitely not. Lots of on-special underwear and socks though. The chocolate and wine were definitely an extravagance.
I bought a whole bunch of stuff from this great website, Sports Direct. So much cheaper than the stores here. But I think your in-store prices are probably better than ours. And then I went to an outlet store to buy chucks and found that the Lindt store had half price chocolate. Bonus. |
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12-25-2015, 10:11 PM | #101 | |
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My mom told me she finally starting thinking of divorce when the housing crisis happened and she realized they'd have to sell their house and move into a two bedroom apartment. She couldn't stand the idea of actually having to live with him in close proximity all the time. Plus my entire family was questioned by police about some stuff and all the shit that had happened kinda got thrown in her face at that point. So fucking glad that is all over with. |
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12-25-2015, 10:32 PM | #102 | |
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issues with parents are hard to live with. powerful feelings both ways, and you're in the heart of that contradiction |
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12-25-2015, 10:32 PM | #103 |
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F man, this place really is the most depressed collection of individuals on the Internet
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12-25-2015, 10:57 PM | #104 |
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wrap this sheepskin around your shoulders
and tell me everything you have to tell it is only us here |
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12-26-2015, 02:41 AM | #106 |
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12-26-2015, 03:22 AM | #107 |
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not sure if I just wrote that poorly, but I meant that I usually push my husband away...if I don't mind my husband kissing me, which is rare, but it does happen...then it doesn't worry me if my kids (or anyone else for that matter) sees it happening...
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12-26-2015, 03:51 AM | #108 | |
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12-26-2015, 06:41 AM | #109 | |
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Have you heard of Philip Larkin?
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12-26-2015, 09:29 AM | #110 |
Consume my pants.
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12-27-2015, 02:41 PM | #112 |
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vixnix is cool.
you all be hating' and she's all like nuh uh! take some this poetry shit right here, bitch! |
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