Contest: find the weirdest match.com person in your area - Page 3

Trotskilicious · 04-20-2008, 09:33 PM

Says the gay guy.

wHATcOLOR · 04-20-2008, 09:34 PM

nine or ten huh? if i nailed 40 girls in college, i'd probably have enjoyed it a lot more than i did

Eulogy · 04-20-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

nine or ten huh? if i nailed 40 girls in college, i'd probably have enjoyed it a lot more than i did

this guy gets it

too bad it's too late

Trotskilicious · 04-20-2008, 09:37 PM

That seems like a lot of work, honestly.

Lot of money wasted, too. Just so you can bang different girls? Ehh.

Eulogy · 04-20-2008, 09:38 PM

that's why you find the drunk, easy ones at parties. no need to spend any money.

wHATcOLOR · 04-20-2008, 09:40 PM

actually that doesn't sound nearly as awesome as i first thought

Trotskilicious · 04-20-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

that's why you find the drunk, easy ones at parties.

Yeah but they're gross.

Also, what do you know about this?

Eulogy · 04-20-2008, 09:47 PM

i'm joking

but it does seem to be the goal of a fair amount of people my age. or a natural byproduct of their binge drinking. to each his own, though.

Trotskilicious · 04-20-2008, 09:51 PM

Yeah and actually E, knowing these guys who make that goal, very very few of them actually succeed. I've known lots of dudes that try their best to get a girl every time they go out and they usually strike out because well they're drunks. Give drunk girls more credit, sometimes they are all playful in public and once you shut the door they go cold fish. This is when date rape happens.

The only easy girls are the fat ones when the boy is good looking or well muscled.

Eulogy · 04-20-2008, 09:52 PM

i'm pretty good friends with some girls that uhhhh usually follow through. you're probably right, generally speaking though.

the catholic guilt probably overrides the drunkenness most of the time.

Trotskilicious · 04-20-2008, 09:53 PM

Yeah I know there are exceptions, of course. But they aren't easy if I was to go up to them and go "Hey how you doin?" They need the athletic handsome guy with the silk shirt.

smashingpumpkin · 04-20-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Yeah and actually E, knowing these guys who make that goal, very very few of them actually succeed. I've known lots of dudes that try their best to get a girl every time they go out and they usually strike out because well they're drunks. Give drunk girls more credit, sometimes they are all playful in public and once you shut the door they go cold fish. This is when date rape happens.

The only easy girls are the fat ones when the boy is good looking or well muscled.

lol. drunk brauds are disgraceful. if they are buzzed its ok but smashed is gross. sensual not sloppy you know? ah ive strucken out a lot

def., need to step up my game in honor of my cock.

duovamp · 04-21-2008, 03:27 AM

I thought even if a chick wants it but is drunk you can't hit it legally.

Trotskilicious · 04-21-2008, 03:28 AM

I doubt that but it would be in your best interests so she doesn't wake up go "Oh my god I was so drunk last night why did I sleep with that guy," and then convince herself that she was raped.

I'm Hardcore · 04-21-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

that's why you find the drunk, easy ones at parties. no need to spend any money.

this is fucking stupid.

and yes i realise you didnt do this, eulogy

Trotskilicious · 04-21-2008, 03:42 AM

He's gay, he has no fucking idea.

Nimrod's Son · 04-21-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by julie

i looked and i just started feeling bad for all the nerdy dudes. though all the guys on the stranger are pompous artsy jerks.

oh i hope this link works:
http://thestranger.selectalternative...=oid%3A1449677

What? I like this girl.

Definitely hot enough
http://thestranger.selectalternative...a75633cb7d.jpg

plus there's this:

Quote:

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Dallas Green. I'd need at least a year to get through the checklist of dirty things I want to do to him.

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/ba...side-owens.jpg
now THAT is sexy

BumbleBeeMouth · 04-21-2008, 02:27 PM

if thats dallas green on the left, i dont think she had enough time left.

julie · 04-21-2008, 02:30 PM

did you read anything about her? she's a tool.

Nimrod's Son · 04-21-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

if thats dallas green on the left, i dont think she had enough time left.

no, he's on the right

Nimrod's Son · 04-21-2008, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by julie

did you read anything about her? she's a tool.

yes but i would tell her how smart and interesting she is in order to get into her pants
http://thestranger.selectalternative...87922dd610.jpg

you have a lot to learn about relationships, julie

BumbleBeeMouth · 04-21-2008, 06:54 PM

worthy of deception

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The Zeitgeist Mystery MEGA THREAD	bunny	Pumpkins Archive	322	01-27-2013 09:39 PM
Are Smashing Pumpkins lyrics (generally) "emo"?	The Trashbirds	Pumpkins Archive	374	09-29-2008 03:50 PM
Monthly dean_r_koontz appreciation / positive comments thread	Warsaw	General Chat Archive	10	12-06-2007 07:32 AM
Is the fact that this girl sings and plays guitar for this band fucking hot?	barden	General Chat Archive	71	10-18-2007 06:54 AM
Wikipedia	neopryn	General Chat Archive	21	01-16-2007 09:59 PM

04-20-2008, 09:33 PM	#61
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Says the gay guy.

04-20-2008, 09:34 PM	#62
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,248	nine or ten huh? if i nailed 40 girls in college, i'd probably have enjoyed it a lot more than i did

04-20-2008, 09:37 PM	#64
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	That seems like a lot of work, honestly. Lot of money wasted, too. Just so you can bang different girls? Ehh.

04-20-2008, 09:38 PM	#65
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	that's why you find the drunk, easy ones at parties. no need to spend any money.

04-20-2008, 09:40 PM	#66
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,248	actually that doesn't sound nearly as awesome as i first thought

04-20-2008, 09:47 PM	#68
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	i'm joking but it does seem to be the goal of a fair amount of people my age. or a natural byproduct of their binge drinking. to each his own, though.

04-20-2008, 09:51 PM	#69
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Yeah and actually E, knowing these guys who make that goal, very very few of them actually succeed. I've known lots of dudes that try their best to get a girl every time they go out and they usually strike out because well they're drunks. Give drunk girls more credit, sometimes they are all playful in public and once you shut the door they go cold fish. This is when date rape happens. The only easy girls are the fat ones when the boy is good looking or well muscled.

04-20-2008, 09:52 PM	#70
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	i'm pretty good friends with some girls that uhhhh usually follow through. you're probably right, generally speaking though. the catholic guilt probably overrides the drunkenness most of the time.

04-20-2008, 09:53 PM	#71
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Yeah I know there are exceptions, of course. But they aren't easy if I was to go up to them and go "Hey how you doin?" They need the athletic handsome guy with the silk shirt.

04-21-2008, 03:27 AM	#73
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	I thought even if a chick wants it but is drunk you can't hit it legally.

04-21-2008, 03:28 AM	#74
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	I doubt that but it would be in your best interests so she doesn't wake up go "Oh my god I was so drunk last night why did I sleep with that guy," and then convince herself that she was raped.

04-21-2008, 03:42 AM	#76
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	He's gay, he has no fucking idea.

04-21-2008, 02:27 PM	#78
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,398	if thats dallas green on the left, i dont think she had enough time left.

04-21-2008, 02:30 PM	#79
julie Apocalyptic Poster Location: wicked witch of the west coast Posts: 1,480	did you read anything about her? she's a tool.

04-21-2008, 06:54 PM	#82
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,398	worthy of deception