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03-18-2006, 02:37 AM | #1 |
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This Chick I Work With is Insane. Totally OCD, Neurotic, Anorexic Asian Chick With
the maturity of an 8th grader.
I think I will add to this thread stories about her as they unfold. I could write pages already about how fucking wacko she is after 2 months working with her. She is cool on the surface, and she's a good attorney. But she has such major self-esteem, self-image and other mental issues it's just mind-boggling. She's one of those people who tries way too hard to be your friend and wants to be your best buddy after like week 1. She also needs to be re-assured almost constantly about her work performance and in general the way people think about her as a human being. The sad part being, I basically have to lie to her because he is totally neurotic and pretty much an uppity little elitist bitch to the support staff. They don't like her at all. But I can't tell her that. But she pissed me off last week and I told her that she had the maturity of an 8th grade girl who just got cut from the volleyball team. So she went home and cried and didn't eat for a day, she says. Like I care. That just proves she's immature and cookoo for cocoa puffs. I'm thinking of this right now cuz I tested her neuroses by literally rearranging 2 books in her office on her shelf and when I came back tonight she had already noticed and switched them back. |
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03-18-2006, 02:38 AM | #2 |
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i wanna fuck her already
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03-18-2006, 02:43 AM | #3 |
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Yeah that's the sad thing. I would bang the hell out of her. She's pretty cool when she's wasted. It's like the alcohol controls her neuroses or something. And she's hot in a 17-year old Korean chick sort of way. But she's so mental.
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03-18-2006, 02:43 AM | #4 |
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why did you list "Asian" along with all of those negative qualities?
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03-18-2006, 02:44 AM | #5 |
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just kidding. females are fine.
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03-18-2006, 02:47 AM | #6 |
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Shit I didn't mean it negatively. That's her best attribute. I'm just saying she's some neurotic waify Korean girl who I wanna kill 6 days a week and fuck the day of the week in which we go out and booze it up.
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03-18-2006, 05:01 AM | #7 |
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never fuck a mental chick
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03-18-2006, 05:46 AM | #8 | |
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03-18-2006, 06:03 AM | #9 |
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God damn you guys are a bunch of creeps.
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03-18-2006, 06:08 AM | #10 | |
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uh huh. |
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03-18-2006, 06:10 AM | #11 |
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Yeah my gel mouse pad makes me as bad as you guys.
Hey I wasn't referring to you anyway. |
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03-18-2006, 07:12 AM | #12 | |
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I think the worst, however, is when you work with a mental chick you wouldn't want to fuck anyway and she keeps trying to get with you. |
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03-18-2006, 07:16 AM | #13 |
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what's wrong with fucking a mental chick, dudes? i haven't done it, so fill me in
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03-18-2006, 07:19 AM | #14 |
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well J, mental chicks have the tendency to stalk and otherwise harrass you. they think a roll in the hay means that they have an invitation to move all their shit into your place and flip out when you try and explain reality to them.
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03-18-2006, 07:56 AM | #15 |
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i dont care about that kinda stuff
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03-18-2006, 01:31 PM | #16 |
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what, chicks flipping out on you or casual sex?
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03-18-2006, 01:58 PM | #17 | |
NOPE.
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03-18-2006, 02:51 PM | #18 |
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i have this friend at work, she is deadly fine, we kissed on friday, and i guess she will be my drinking buddy (maybe fucking sometime) since we dont have much in common, just the attraction..
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03-18-2006, 02:58 PM | #19 |
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good thread.
do you have g forum access mr boner? |
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03-18-2006, 03:27 PM | #20 | |
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03-18-2006, 04:22 PM | #21 | |
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how's she gonna flip out on you if you don't keep in contact with her? this obviously is for girls you don't work with or previously know though |
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03-18-2006, 05:52 PM | #22 | |
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03-18-2006, 05:55 PM | #23 |
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its not like she has the keys
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03-18-2006, 06:02 PM | #24 |
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do you really think a psycho bitch is going to need keys to make your life a living hell? come on, now. I know you're not that hungover!
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03-18-2006, 06:09 PM | #25 |
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what's she gonna do man? its a big apartment building and the doors are locked. even if she got in the main door, she coudln't get into my place. i don't see how she can do anything, or even why she would
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03-18-2006, 06:28 PM | #26 |
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every situation's different. not everyone lives in an apartment complex on the 2nd floor or above with added levels of so-called security like extra doors with locks to gain entry to hallways.
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03-18-2006, 06:31 PM | #27 |
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so what i'm hearing is that given my situation, provided i don't work with or previously know the mental chick in question, bang away. which is pretty much the premise i started with.
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03-18-2006, 06:37 PM | #28 |
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right. I was just relating from my experience, and obviously I can't stop you from making your own decisions.
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03-18-2006, 06:41 PM | #29 |
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now it's time for Jerry Springer's Final Thought:
Sometimes, in this crazy, wild world we live in, it can be tempting to view things only through your own eyes. And why not. It's hard enough to make sense of senseless things through your own perspective, nevermind multiple perspectives. But a truth we should all strive to keep in mind is that we are all different, and therefore, for each of us, things are not necessarily the same. So Jerome, bang your mental girls. Bard, avoid your mental girls. In the end, as long as you're not hurting anyone else, you're doing pretty alright by me. Take care of yourselves, people. |
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03-18-2006, 08:10 PM | #30 | |
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