i came back to let it snow

[vixnix]

Yeah he was a bruiser. I had a few stitches afterward, but not many. Can you believe someone has stitched a tear in my vagina back together I can barely believe it myself

The tearing is probably the most uncomfortable part of birth. Everything else hurts, but the moment a small human actually passes through the opening of your vagina your only thought is ohmygodohmygoditstoobigohmygod. It's terrifying. Afterwards they're like well, we can stitch it or leave it to heal itself and I was like stitch that shit back together ASAP oh my god it broke my vagina can you please just put it back together

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Tearing (within reason) is better than the episiotomies that were so commonly done preemptively. My mom had 4 of those.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Everything about being borned is no joke

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

It has been a really long time since I listened to classical music, but shostakovich was my favorite in high school.

I'm no expert but this is what I would call an A++ preference

Shostakovich is usually described as a 20th century composer. His music takes the form of classical works but stylistically it's very different, so, technically speaking listening to Shostakovich would not be considered listening to classical music.

I don't know if it's a good idea for me to say that or not sorry if it is a bad idea

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Tearing (within reason) is better than the episiotomies that were so commonly done preemptively. My mom had 4 of those.

Yeah I've heard it can act like when you make a cut in a piece of fabric - it rips much easier after just a small cut. I donut know if that's true or not, but I have read accounts of 4th degree tears with episiotomies.

I've also heard the wound doesn't heal as well where the incision is made, because with a tear the flesh is ragged and knits together better than a clean cut.

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Everything about being borned is no joke

Yeah you got this right.

I know a woman with 13 kids here in Singapore. Women who grow and birth that many kids are like supernatural or something.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I just shudder imagining cutting through scar tissue like that

[vixnix]

I wince and feel like crying. Bad. So bad.

[LaBelle]

Giving birth seems like one of the absolute scariest things ever to me.

Was talking to a friend who had her first baby not that long ago and she had some horror stories to tell. Yikes.

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by vixnix

None of this music is classical.

oh my god now you're really being a snob. Would you like me to sub-categorize each vid you posted?

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

It has been a really long time since I listened to classical music, but shostakovich was my favorite in high school.

HE'S MODERN PERIOD NOT CLASSICAL PARTY FOUL YOU FUCKIN PHILISTINE

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

oh my god now you're really being a snob. Would you like me to sub-categorize each vid you posted?

Yeah, that is a snobbish thing to say. That comment was 100% snark. It was a joke response, partly motivated by your recently thread and the Louis CK joke.

[vixnix]

I guess we all know what Louis CK would say to me but I'm sure you'll all agree it is no laughing matter

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Yeah, that is a snobbish thing to say. That comment was 100% snark. It was a joke response, partly motivated by your recently thread and the Louis CK joke.

I was just bein pissy

[buzzard]

Is there anything else we can do to prolong the negative attention or will that be it?

[cork_soaker]

gah, del't'd

[LaBelle]

I think vix likes Louis CK. Maybe?!?!!?

[Bread Regal]

[vixnix]

I want hate Wynton Marsalis because every time I hear an interview with him I think what a fucking pompous douchebag.

But I do find his playing utterly sublime.

And to be fair, I guess feel that way about every musician I hear an interview with.

[Bread Regal]

oh yeah i really do not like him as a person. he's also not a great jazz player.

there's a story of him once walking onstage uninvited during miles' set and miles was just like "fuck this guy" but let him take a few bars anyway. his solo sucked and then miles kicked him offstage and blew him away.

dude can definitely shred a piece of sheet music though.

[reprise85]

my middle school band teacher absolutely worshiped marsalis

he then went on to try to solicit sex from a minor online. the teacher, that is

[buzzard]

Fortunately, he was later hired on by the DNC and shipped off to Mars to work at a bone marrow processing facility.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

oh yeah i really do not like him as a person. he's also not a great jazz player.

there's a story of him once walking onstage uninvited during miles' set and miles was just like "fuck this guy" but let him take a few bars anyway. his solo sucked and then miles kicked him offstage and blew him away.

dude can definitely shred a piece of sheet music though.

I had never heard about this but I can picture it very easily. how embarrassing.

I can imagine wynstan walking in on these guys and being like hey fellas, I got a line or two for you



lol

[duovamp]

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[ohnoitsbonnie]

I came back. I came back. I came back.