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Old 11-16-2018, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default Chatted with a stranger (I do this often) and he presented me with a job opportunity

Let's take a bet whether i'm gonna end up dead or someone else will end up dead.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:10 PM   #2
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Both

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Old 11-16-2018, 09:12 PM   #3
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666 SATAN 666

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:33 PM   #4
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That’s cool hour are the ours are we talking on this opportunity of yours that you describe

9/5s?
4/10s?
Graveyards?

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:33 PM   #5
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damn i see i am not the only one drinking tonight

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:34 PM   #6
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Fucken not even hi yet, it’s the ‘quil

Got a goddam fucken cold, man

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:35 PM   #7
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Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:05 PM   #8
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This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:07 PM   #9
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next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:46 PM   #10
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Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses
dude dxm + weed = this shit was clean. tripping in parallel universes.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:53 PM   #11
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Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:56 PM   #12
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when i worked at the fair this cartel dude came up to me and offered me a job

i declined. i still have all my vital organs.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:32 PM   #13
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dude dxm + weed = this shit was clean. tripping in parallel universes.
That’s the only explanation i can think of, yeah

Yeah, while it sux fux sneezin like a demon/coughin like a dog, i do enjoy the special hi from that tincture of thcs/dxm medicines as my head feels big and weird like a balloon floating wobbling thru cold/flu season

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:43 PM   #14
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Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:51 PM   #15
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Nice, you remembered! That my pants are fucken red

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:55 PM   #16
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quaff that nyquil and smoke those microhits and listen to lil wayne no ceilings like a BOSS

 
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Old 11-16-2018, 11:56 PM   #17
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Is that track have the big beat

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:21 AM   #18
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:36 AM   #19
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next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something


QUOTE=butthurt;4481910]Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?[/quote]
lmao

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Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.
i don't have them anymore. i bought those when i was a big boy. they got donated along with all the others when i lost all the weight. RIP IN PEACES

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 12:37 AM   #20
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Oh also i feel i should make clear that this was in line at a gas station

dude asked what one of my tattoos meant and that led to him asking what i do; when i said i was a househusband he asked if i do work on the side. i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two and he got my number because he works in some field that i don't remember now.

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This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.
i subscribe to r/antimlm so i should be good about falling prey to any schemes

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 05:45 AM   #21
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i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two
Crikey D., I'd have thought you were touting for business, you street hustler

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 02:14 PM   #22
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Crikey D., I'd have thought you were touting for business, you street hustler
Gotta sell this ass while I got it. I'm 36 and not getting younger.

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 02:58 PM   #23
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I've offered strange women job opportunities in the past and they've usually told me to fuck off.

 
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Old 11-17-2018, 05:06 PM   #24
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Gotta sell this ass while I got it. I'm 36 and not getting younger.
do you accept food stamps?

 
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Old 11-18-2018, 01:43 AM   #25
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I PREFER food stamps.

 
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Old 11-18-2018, 03:51 AM   #26
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Old 11-18-2018, 03:54 AM   #27
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All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times

https://pics.me.me/how-much-and-what...y-37761273.png

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 01:29 AM   #28
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that's my kinda job

 
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Old 11-22-2018, 06:23 AM   #29
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All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times

https://pics.me.me/how-much-and-what...y-37761273.png
Seems reasonable, what could go wrong

No mention of a "fat evil dwarf" costume. Is this Texas? Sounds like someone wanting to legally shoot an "intruder".

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 10:17 AM   #30
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