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11-16-2018, 09:08 PM | #1 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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Chatted with a stranger (I do this often) and he presented me with a job opportunity
Let's take a bet whether i'm gonna end up dead or someone else will end up dead.
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11-16-2018, 09:10 PM | #2 |
Braindead
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Both
We all die |
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11-16-2018, 09:12 PM | #3 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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666 SATAN 666
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11-16-2018, 09:33 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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That’s cool hour are the ours are we talking on this opportunity of yours that you describe
9/5s? 4/10s? Graveyards? |
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11-16-2018, 09:33 PM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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damn i see i am not the only one drinking tonight
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11-16-2018, 09:34 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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Fucken not even hi yet, it’s the ‘quil
Got a goddam fucken cold, man |
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11-16-2018, 09:35 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses
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11-16-2018, 10:05 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.
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11-16-2018, 10:07 PM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something
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11-16-2018, 10:46 PM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-16-2018, 10:53 PM | #11 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: on the internet
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Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?
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11-16-2018, 10:56 PM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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when i worked at the fair this cartel dude came up to me and offered me a job
i declined. i still have all my vital organs. |
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11-16-2018, 11:32 PM | #13 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Yeah, while it sux fux sneezin like a demon/coughin like a dog, i do enjoy the special hi from that tincture of thcs/dxm medicines as my head feels big and weird like a balloon floating wobbling thru cold/flu season |
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11-16-2018, 11:43 PM | #14 |
007 373 5963
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Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.
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11-16-2018, 11:51 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Nice, you remembered! That my pants are fucken red
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11-16-2018, 11:55 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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quaff that nyquil and smoke those microhits and listen to lil wayne no ceilings like a BOSS
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11-16-2018, 11:56 PM | #17 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Is that track have the big beat
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11-17-2018, 12:21 AM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-17-2018, 12:36 AM | #19 | |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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QUOTE=butthurt;4481910]Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?[/quote] lmao i don't have them anymore. i bought those when i was a big boy. they got donated along with all the others when i lost all the weight. RIP IN PEACES |
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11-17-2018, 12:37 AM | #20 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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Oh also i feel i should make clear that this was in line at a gas station
dude asked what one of my tattoos meant and that led to him asking what i do; when i said i was a househusband he asked if i do work on the side. i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two and he got my number because he works in some field that i don't remember now. i subscribe to r/antimlm so i should be good about falling prey to any schemes |
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11-17-2018, 05:45 AM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Welcome to the real world jackass
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11-17-2018, 02:14 PM | #22 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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11-17-2018, 02:58 PM | #23 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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I've offered strange women job opportunities in the past and they've usually told me to fuck off.
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11-17-2018, 05:06 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-18-2018, 01:43 AM | #25 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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I PREFER food stamps.
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11-18-2018, 03:51 AM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-18-2018, 03:54 AM | #27 |
Socialphobic
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All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times
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11-20-2018, 01:29 AM | #28 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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that's my kinda job
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11-22-2018, 06:23 AM | #29 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: Welcome to the real world jackass
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No mention of a "fat evil dwarf" costume. Is this Texas? Sounds like someone wanting to legally shoot an "intruder". |
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11-24-2018, 10:17 AM | #30 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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