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Old 07-24-2017, 07:29 AM   #1
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I just crossed the rubicon into SEVEN. THOUSAND. POSTS.

Which means I obviously accumulated enough knowledge to answer each and every doubt ever about anything or anyone without being wrong ever again.

So ask away, there will be no unanswered questions and unsatisfied posters.


Let's do this.
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Old 07-24-2017, 07:53 AM   #2
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why did you have to use the expression "to cross the rubicon"?
i find it inappropriate. first of all because the meaning doesn't seem to apply to having posted 7,000 times. there isn't much rubicon about that. but also because on here, it's a clear reference to luke's last thread.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:03 AM   #3
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It's a common idiom that means crossing a point of no return, an arbitrary post number certainly fits the bill.

I had no idea of the Luke connection and meant no disrespect.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:05 AM   #4
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You've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh, you've done it, well, I mean like, you've slept, with a lady. What's it like?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:07 AM   #5
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It was magical, like touching an unicorn's horn but without the horn.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:10 AM   #6
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on a scale of 10 to 10, how awesome is your life?

be honest

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:17 AM   #7
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Oh man, that's tough. My first instinct is to say it's a 10, but also I feel that's unfair, so I could be humble and say it's a 10, but then again that's kinda insencere, so realistically I think it ends up hovering around a 10.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:38 AM   #8
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how do you feel about pandas?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:46 AM   #9
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They are as incompetent at fucking as they are cute, fluffy and huggable.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:52 AM   #10
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do you agree they don't have much of a purpose? would it be ok if they went extinct?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:09 AM   #11
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do you ever feel insecure that your penis is too small when not errect?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:19 AM   #12
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do you agree they don't have much of a purpose? would it be ok if they went extinct?
I agree that they don't have a purpose.

Don't think they should go extinct tho, that would be sad.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:19 AM   #13
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do you ever feel insecure that your penis is too small when not errect?
No, it's sizeable even when flaccid.
Guys at the gym go crazy and ask to touch it and I go "no homo bitches!"

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:59 AM   #14
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what did you hold not 24 hours ago?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 01:51 PM   #15
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What is your real name?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 03:24 PM   #16
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If you were a wrestler, what would your gimmick and/or backstory be?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:00 PM   #17
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Please explain your ontological outlook in a well-developed paraghraph.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:06 PM   #18
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what did you hold not 24 hours ago?
I held one of those cute tiny nintendos not 24 hours ago.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:07 PM   #19
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What is your real name?
It's Actually Larissa.

First name Actually, last name Larissa.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:08 PM   #20
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If you were a wrestler, what would your gimmick and/or backstory be?
I'd be a vampire on a mission to clean the name of vampires through wrestling, of course.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:23 PM   #21
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Please explain your ontological outlook in a well-developed paraghraph.
I believe the ontological debate to be only useful in an academic level, using the notion that God is "a being than which no greater can be conceived" as a basis, it makes logical sense. Since we can prove beings can exist (we exist) and that for the sake of argument existing is a greater state than not existing, therefore God must exist since his non existence would prove the statement false because a greater being could be conceived.
However such debate can lead one to logically state that God does exist we still can't seem to find proof that he does in fact exist.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:25 PM   #22
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Since we can prove beings can exist (we exist)
Can we? Do we?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:26 PM   #23
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Can we? Do we?
Well for any argument we have to assume that our current state of being is existence, whether that is entirely actually true is another matter. It is however, for the sake of argument, theoretically true.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 04:44 PM   #24
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what the story behind your recent breakup mentioned in the "how's everyone been doing" thread?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:02 PM   #25
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who or what were you in your previous life?

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:22 PM   #26
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I believe the ontological debate to be only useful in an academic level, using the notion that God is "a being than which no greater can be conceived" as a basis, it makes logical sense. Since we can prove beings can exist (we exist) and that for the sake of argument existing is a greater state than not existing, therefore God must exist since his non existence would prove the statement false because a greater being could be conceived.
However such debate can lead one to logically state that God does exist we still can't seem to find proof that he does in fact exist.
K THX

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:23 PM   #27
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Just one more follow up question from me. Sorry if this has been answered, but did you say you're from Brazil? If so how did you English get so good? Classes from a young age? (apologies if I'm totally wrong about everything here)

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:54 PM   #28
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what the story behind your recent breakup mentioned in the "how's everyone been doing" thread?
Well long story short, I found out my gf had been cheating on me for pretty much the entire time we've been back together (by her own admission after I caught a very suspect exchange on her phone and kept questioning her about it).

I'm still feeling pretty shitty about it, but in a weird way it feels more like confirmation of a few worries that have stuck with me during our time together, so it's not as bad as it could've been, idk.

 
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:57 PM   #29
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who or what were you in your previous life?
I was probably some evil general in one of the wars, hopefully with a cool facial scar.

 
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Just one more follow up question from me. Sorry if this has been answered, but did you say you're from Brazil? If so how did you English get so good? Classes from a young age? (apologies if I'm totally wrong about everything here)
Yes I am brazilian.
I loved english from a young age, and as I got into music my preferences gravitated towards american bands and I wanted to learn what they were singing about.

So I took additional english classes during all my time in school and high school.

You were pretty spot on.

 
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