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08-02-2017, 02:20 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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I think I just discovered how to silently fart, every time: do this every day
So let's just say I was preparing to make love, or bone, or let's just say, to fuck, to my sweetie, when suddenly I was ready to fart. I went into the bathroom but didn't want to do it there b/c what if it's so loud and kills the mood. I don't know what happened but in the heat of the moment I tried an experiment: I grabbed each cheek (of my butt) and pulled them apart, and whoosh! the fart happened
And lo/behold, I heard a quiet briffffffffffrrrrrrrfffrr instead of the ungodly BUH-RAPPA RAPPA RUUUUUURRRPPPPP I'd feared/felt it was gonna do So b/c I love everyone I wanted to urge you all to try this 1 weird trick and you'll never have to blame it on the parakeet again!!!!! |
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08-02-2017, 02:34 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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It is happy to see your posting. I will tell this information again to my friend thank you?
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08-02-2017, 02:47 PM
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Minion of Satan
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i held a fart not 24 hours ago
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08-02-2017, 03:08 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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08-02-2017, 05:35 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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08-02-2017, 05:50 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Yeah, exactly that, basically
Thanks Flobes for supporting this thread!!!!! |
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08-02-2017, 06:21 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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08-02-2017, 07:08 PM
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Braindead
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08-03-2017, 03:56 AM
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Registered User
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Everyone should read Joyce's letters. What a romantic.
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08-03-2017, 05:19 AM
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Braindead
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08-03-2017, 07:17 AM
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Braindead
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08-03-2017, 07:36 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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08-03-2017, 08:20 AM
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Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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when i have a good secret i like to sit on it for as long as possible
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08-03-2017, 08:27 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
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no pun intended
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08-03-2017, 08:28 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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unless it was?
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