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Old Yesterday, 08:08 PM   #3571
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I just ate 18 pirogis and two herseys milk chocolate bars with two glasses of whole milk.

holy fuck i can't breathe. my belly aches.
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I want to purge just reading that

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Old Yesterday, 08:16 PM   #3572
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Remember: I am six foot six working in a warehouse.

It shall pass and Lebanon shall prevail!

 
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Old Yesterday, 08:26 PM   #3573
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Guys tomorrow I have an interview at 9 for custodian at WWCC. Ok so I might of lied a bit when I said I was offered the job. But hopefully they offer it tomorrow. I am clean and focused, I know I can get it. Then I can tell those bullies at goodwill to, in the immortal words of Lemmy Kilmister, "eat it."

 
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Old Yesterday, 08:29 PM   #3574
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oh man

perogies are good as fuck

herseys are good if i'm in the mood

didn't know you were so tall

 
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Old Yesterday, 08:30 PM   #3575
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haha goodwill is fucking terrible

so many weird people go there and work there

i delivered pizza for two years, never had a problem with anyone. went to goodwill, had a weird/bad interaction daily. fuckers

 
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Old Yesterday, 08:34 PM   #3576
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Was that directed at me? That online article fabricated that shit. I have never stab anyone. I took out a knife with a dull two inch blade and dropped it. No stabbing occured whatsoever.

I could sue those slanderous motherfuckers. Stabbing... fucking bullshit. And you should know that two weeks before that the dude I assaulted with three of his buddies beat me up 4 on 1 in a parking lot kicking me in the head and back when I was down.
Sorry, it was a bad joke, I don't think you stabbed anyone. and fuck that dude

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:21 PM   #3577
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I just ate 18 pirogis and two herseys milk chocolate bars with two glasses of whole milk.

holy fuck i can't breathe. my belly aches.
i once ate a whole box of frozen chocolate chip waffles, still frozen. i still remember the pain

but damn, i think you outdid me with that one!

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:22 PM   #3578
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purge

I would

I want to purge just reading that

fuck
you know better than to tell the normies this

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:28 PM   #3579
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haha goodwill is fucking terrible

so many weird people go there and work there

i delivered pizza for two years, never had a problem with anyone. went to goodwill, had a weird/bad interaction daily. fuckers
i did community service at goodwill like 11 years ago and OH MY GOD the stuff people "donate" there.....it's like they use it as a trash can. Who the fuck would let anyone see their shit filled underwear?

 
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Old Yesterday, 09:29 PM   #3580
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btw scotty did you watch To The Bone? Oh god some moments were too real. Except the romantic shtick

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:15 PM   #3581
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No reprise i was wrong to react like that. i drew a knife and held it to his side in a threatening manner. so it makes total sense to think of it as stabbing or attempted stabbing, especially given those online articles. or something. i just know i was wrong then and now.

sorry can't think too tired amd bloated.


ilp 18 pirogis is nothing (and that is how theu spell it in croatia so fuck you all ha). When i was in korea i used to devour mountains. and still maintained my maidenly waistline. i walk. always. everywhere.

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:18 PM   #3582
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Goodwill is awful. at the company lunch a coworker next to me said prison in a sentnece maybe six or seven times. then the presenter a corporate employee (oh my!) Said something about felons whom no one wants to hire. and felons who move to walla walla from out of state. then they made a napoleon dynamite joke.

i felt like tearing their throats out. this was in front of EVERYONE.

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:20 PM   #3583
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In their defense i did tell dana the daughter of my x-coworker at the hotel thanks for the good recommendation sarcastically. she tried to sabotage me as i was getting hired. so yeah.

 
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Old Yesterday, 10:35 PM   #3584
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then the presenter a corporate employee (oh my!) Said something about felons whom no one wants to hire. and felons who move to walla walla from out of state. then they made a napoleon dynamite joke..

 
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she tried to sabotage me as i was getting hired. so yeah.
I'm tellin' all y'all

 
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Old Today, 01:56 AM   #3586
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you know better than to tell the normies this
Lately I keep forgetting all the rules

So many rules.

 
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Old Today, 02:00 AM   #3587
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btw scotty did you watch To The Bone? Oh god some moments were too real. Except the romantic shtick
Yeah. Lots of stuff in that one. But for real nobody gonna have a romance when they're a day away from a feeding tube.

Also the bottle feeding thing freaked me out.

I want to see her anorexic Tumblr that got her in so much trouble

She really did a good job acting it. She has an ED in real life.

 
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Old Today, 02:12 AM   #3588
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she fine but she ain't no Kristen

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Foolofatook, Kristen says hello

Gah, that's unfair!

 
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She really did a good job acting it. She has an ED in real life.
You don't say?

 
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Any bad feels in that movie were massaged into my liver by Keanu being a doctor

 
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Old Today, 03:54 AM   #3591
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i went to poland and ate pierogi.

 
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Old Today, 06:19 AM   #3592
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Mini pies?

 
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Old Today, 06:21 AM   #3593
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Anglosaxonites who can't pronounce baklava or gyros teaching me to spell pirogis

Someday, in the Greater Serbian Galactic Empire, you all shall pay.

 
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