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Old 03-22-2017, 02:57 PM   #1
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Default Billy Crogan bar-joke

So Crogan walks in to a bar and orders a cherry-mojito from the large bearded bartender because he's a faget.

Bartender: Hey, aren't you that guy from that band. The Smashing Baldings..?
Crogan: The Smashing Pumpkins mind you.
Bartender: Yeah I remember seeing you guys on MTV about twenty years ago. What went wrong?
Crogan: Basically everything, I divided my fanbase in the late 90s and then again in the late 00s.
Bartender: Well, at least you had stardom. I used to be part of band in the 90s as well.
Crogan: Really, anything I've heard of?
Bartender: It's me Billy. D'arcy.

 
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