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Old 04-17-2009, 12:56 AM   #1
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Default shakira- don't bother

possibly the weirdest lyrics of all-time????


She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free (fat free fat free fat free)

She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool

She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

Don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be
fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry(cry cry cry cry y y y y y)

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry y

Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be
fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry cry y y y

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
(Not your type, not your type, not your type)
Promise you won't ever see me cry cry cry y y y y



 
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:24 AM   #2
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That's why she belly dances.

 
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:29 AM   #3
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her hips don't lie

 
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:29 AM   #4
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fares' maybe do

 
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:55 AM   #5
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I think it's partly because of her English. She thinks "decepción" means deception (not disappointment), etc.

 
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:03 AM   #6
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they remind me of wesley willis lyrics



Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amok
He ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Batman thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff

I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass

 
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:04 AM   #7
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actually they don't. but WW's are better

 
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Old 04-18-2009, 12:00 AM   #8
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i sort of came

but not really

it was half-hearted

 
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