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Old 09-19-2017, 12:19 AM   #11251
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I always liked IPAs, but recently saw a thing about how they're high in phytoestrogen.

This is great if you're caught in the cruel throes of insomnia and/or menopause, but not such amazing news if you're a dude that doesn't particularly want to go up a cup-size or experience erectile dysfunction.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:56 AM   #11252
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i literally have no idea how to interpret that 'cool enough' statement. beer culture is weird
white people /shrug ascii

i replied by saying, "i'm from texas; it's not a big deal." /shrug ascii

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 04:37 AM   #11253
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I just think ipas taste nasty.

passed out drunk at 7 pm. Woke up at midnite can't sleep.

weedless blows.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:51 AM   #11254
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Almost spent 140 reais on a bottle of whiskey yesterday.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:14 AM   #11255
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Woke up at midnite can't sleep.
You should have an IPA.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:41 AM   #11256
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International Police Animals

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:31 PM   #11257
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someone took a giant liquid shit against my wall last night.
advice? how long till it biodegrades in a gravel driveway?

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:35 PM   #11258
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aw u already have a tried and true

mine at bars is shiner bock but it's surprisingly not easy to come by. i would hate when bars in dallas would charge import prices for a beer made in shiner, tx. if i would ask a bartender if they considered it import or export before ordering, the typically offered me the lower price even if they charged import prices.

i went to big star here by myself last week and ordered a shiner and the bartender told me 'oh, we're not cool enough to have shiner'. yeah, says the overly tattooed boy in a hipster costume.
Shiner is drinkable not bad not bad

But I like Zeiganbock for cheap TX beer

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:41 PM   #11259
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IPAs are disgusting
You always get this kind of reaction from people who don't like ipa

Always words like DISGUSTING

this gas station near my house has Stone IPA first ive seen it here because its West coast the brewery is in San Diego I've been there

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:50 PM   #11260
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someone took a giant liquid shit against my wall last night.
advice? how long till it biodegrades in a gravel driveway?
tear down this wall

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:51 PM   #11261
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[i.e., take it apart]

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 04:25 PM   #11262
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it's mostly lying on the ground, but you can tell from the splash on the wall that this is the doing of a human

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 04:58 PM   #11263
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http://www.howtocleanthings.com/stai...o-clean-vomit/

never forget step 2: Shower the vomit with love

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:21 PM   #11264
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tear down this wall

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:48 PM   #11265
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Almost spent 140 reais on a bottle of whiskey yesterday.
How much is that in real money?

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:49 PM   #11266
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IPAs are disgusting, with few exceptions.

If you're looking for that level of alcohol content, might as well drink wine.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:58 PM   #11267
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IPA'S ARE SHIT

ALSO HATE ANY BEER WITH AN AGRESSIVELY NON-DESCRIPTIVE NAME

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:01 PM   #11268
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The most famous micro-brewery around here names their garbage stuff like TRUTH and COUGAR and ZEN. Its pathetic.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:02 PM   #11269
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I wouldn't buy a bottle of bourbon that didn't say "bourbon" on it

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:02 PM   #11270
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That is not very CHILL.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:58 PM   #11271
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have you met me?

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:59 PM   #11272
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there are too many varieties of beer for me. i always freeze up when i wind up at one of those places with a novel for a beer list

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:17 PM   #11273
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I'm not usually a beer drinker, but we went out to dinner with friends at an outdoor hawker centre, and I drained a pint of Tiger which tasted and felt amazing. Something about the heat and the noises makes beer delicious.

My husband buys Tiger to drink at home and it tastes unappealing, usually. But i run the aircon 24/7 at home so I'm already comfortable I guess.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:27 PM   #11274
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the only delicious part about beer is the crying on my bathroom floor and calling people who were once my friends

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 09:34 PM   #11275
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there are too many varieties of beer for me. i always freeze up when i wind up at one of those places with a novel for a beer list
I think it forces people to be more direct. Like i now have to just ask what are your lagers or stouts or porters. That way I can weed through a "draft list" of meaningless garbage names.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:03 PM   #11276
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I'm not usually a beer drinker, but we went out to dinner with friends at an outdoor hawker centre, and I drained a pint of Tiger which tasted and felt amazing. Something about the heat and the noises makes beer delicious.

My husband buys Tiger to drink at home and it tastes unappealing, usually. But i run the aircon 24/7 at home so I'm already comfortable I guess.
I love drinking beer out in the sun. No better time to do it as far as I'm concerned. Of course you have to remember to stay adequately hydrated, but it just feels good.

Part of the reason why it's easier for me not to drink now that the cold weather is returning.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:13 PM   #11277
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yeah it's pointless crushing a case of it

it's basically meant to be a nice, refreshing, slightly alcoholic drink that isn't too heavy

are you not a yankee fuzzy? thought you were
Hmmm Nice. Maybe I'll just buy a 6 pack of that next time I drink. And nah man, I'm a Canadian. I live out by Vancouver B.C.

I had my first drink in over 2 weeks yesterday. I just drank one of those cans of Rock Star Vodkas on a walk. Just to prove to myself that I can have a drink, chill and then go a long while without drinking again. Too much literature that I've read about problem drinking suggests that the only way to stop is to never drink a drop again, but I'm just not down with that.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:23 PM   #11278
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The more often you prove to yourself that you can have a drink without falling back into the clutches of alcoholism, the more secure you will be in your recovery.

Try to do this several times a day.

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:29 PM   #11279
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lmfao

 
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:55 PM   #11280
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the only delicious part about beer is the crying on my bathroom floor and calling people who were once my friends
the worst thing about beer is the crap you eat before you throw up. If i had just been vomiting up beer it would have been fine. But after five pints you know you're gonna walk home and get some shitty food on way, and then by the time you crawl through your front gate and into your house it's time for bits of badly chewed lettuce and tomato and olives to explode out of your mouth into the toilet

truly disgusting

 
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