do you inspect the celery? - Page 2

Elphenor · 01-01-2019, 07:09 PM

celery and peanut butter is where it's at

smashingjj · 01-01-2019, 07:21 PM

in the fridge, to be exact

yo soy el mejor · 01-01-2019, 07:34 PM

sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

Elphenor · 01-01-2019, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

good stuff

buzzard · 01-01-2019, 09:01 PM

Celery smells like CD-Rs.

Mals Marola · 01-01-2019, 09:40 PM

Mals Marola · 01-01-2019, 09:40 PM

amazingly accurate comparison

hnibos · 01-02-2019, 09:37 PM

Is this an euphemism regarding butt play

Elphenor · 01-03-2019, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

ranch dressing SUCKS!!!

you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass

redbreegull · 01-03-2019, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass

kids did this in elementary school. if I saw an adult do this I would have a conniption

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 12:09 PM

i would simply stare for a moment, raise an eyebrow and say - mostly to myself, but loud enough so if they were at just the right angle, they would hear me perfectly clear - "curious, really curious"

FoolofaTook · 01-03-2019, 12:27 PM

"they would hear me perfectly CLEARLY"

FUCKING CHRIST

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 04:50 PM

language is a human construct

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 04:50 PM

& god is empty

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 04:52 PM

just

like

me

ilikeplanets · 01-03-2019, 04:55 PM

my friend used to pile popcorn on top of her pizza and eat it. what a great way to ruin everything.

Disco King · 01-03-2019, 05:11 PM

How is that even possible

How does it stay on

The laws of physics were created specifically to prevent this

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 05:47 PM

i imagine ya just stick it right there in the cheese

a notion that makes it no more appealing

FoolofaTook · 01-03-2019, 05:56 PM

i am not surprised. one day it's pineapple... and before you know it pyramids of popcorn are raised upon the pizza.

FoolofaTook · 01-03-2019, 05:56 PM

it's sad, really.

smashingjj · 01-03-2019, 06:12 PM

really?

FoolofaTook · 01-03-2019, 06:40 PM

Mals Marola · 01-03-2019, 07:51 PM

comparing pineapple on pizza to popcorn on pizza? a bit 0 to 100 innit?

redbreegull · 01-03-2019, 08:12 PM

I never understood the reaction people have to pineapple. I wouldn't order it for myself, but it's not that bad.

buzzard · 01-03-2019, 11:27 PM

I guess there's just something about the idea of adding hot fruit to a food item typically consisting of bread, cheese and tomato sauce that just doesn't really appeal to everybody.

ilikeplanets · 01-03-2019, 11:27 PM

it's good, damn it

ilikeplanets · 01-03-2019, 11:28 PM

mushrooms are still the ultimate topping. fight me.

Alice · 01-03-2019, 11:56 PM

Not a single mention of hummus in the celery thread huh?

ilikeplanets · 01-04-2019, 12:33 AM

Because it's not good. Fight me.

butthurt · 01-04-2019, 12:55 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/zsttYl4t57MCk/giphy.gif

01-01-2019, 09:40 PM	#36
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	lol

01-03-2019, 06:40 PM	#52
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	yes

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01-01-2019, 07:09 PM	#31
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	celery and peanut butter is where it's at

01-01-2019, 07:21 PM	#32
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	in the fridge, to be exact

01-01-2019, 07:34 PM	#33
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

01-01-2019, 09:01 PM	#35
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Celery smells like CD-Rs.

01-02-2019, 09:37 PM	#38
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	Is this an euphemism regarding butt play

01-03-2019, 12:09 PM	#41
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	i would simply stare for a moment, raise an eyebrow and say - mostly to myself, but loud enough so if they were at just the right angle, they would hear me perfectly clear - "curious, really curious"

01-03-2019, 12:27 PM	#42
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	"they would hear me perfectly CLEARLY" FUCKING CHRIST

01-03-2019, 04:50 PM	#43
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	language is a human construct

01-03-2019, 04:52 PM	#45
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	just like me

01-03-2019, 04:55 PM	#46
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	my friend used to pile popcorn on top of her pizza and eat it. what a great way to ruin everything.

01-03-2019, 05:11 PM	#47
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	How is that even possible How does it stay on The laws of physics were created specifically to prevent this

01-03-2019, 05:47 PM	#48
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	i imagine ya just stick it right there in the cheese a notion that makes it no more appealing

01-03-2019, 05:56 PM	#49
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i am not surprised. one day it's pineapple... and before you know it pyramids of popcorn are raised upon the pizza.

01-03-2019, 06:12 PM	#51
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	really?

01-03-2019, 07:51 PM	#53
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	comparing pineapple on pizza to popcorn on pizza? a bit 0 to 100 innit?

01-03-2019, 08:12 PM	#54
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,752	I never understood the reaction people have to pineapple. I wouldn't order it for myself, but it's not that bad.

01-03-2019, 11:27 PM	#55
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I guess there's just something about the idea of adding hot fruit to a food item typically consisting of bread, cheese and tomato sauce that just doesn't really appeal to everybody.

01-03-2019, 11:28 PM	#57
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	mushrooms are still the ultimate topping. fight me.

01-03-2019, 11:56 PM	#58
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Not a single mention of hummus in the celery thread huh?

01-04-2019, 12:33 AM	#59
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Because it's not good. Fight me.

01-04-2019, 12:55 AM	#60
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	https://media.giphy.com/media/zsttYl4t57MCk/giphy.gif