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12-17-2012, 10:58 PM | #1 |
Immortal
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Post here if you have special needs
Maybe list those needs? We want to be able to tailor the humor.
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12-17-2012, 10:59 PM | #2 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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i have a special need.... i especially need you to STFU
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12-17-2012, 10:59 PM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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I can't read. Can someone please read this thread to me?
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12-17-2012, 10:59 PM | #4 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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J/K I LV U
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12-17-2012, 11:14 PM | #5 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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yeah we wouldn't want anyone to think we aren't completely heartless monsters right
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12-18-2012, 12:06 AM | #6 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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i have needs but they are not special
we all need love love me, netphoria |
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12-18-2012, 01:01 AM | #7 |
Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
Posts: 16,502
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I need a dollar dollar dollar thats what i need
(hey hey!) |
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12-18-2012, 01:12 AM | #8 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
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I need all jokes and punchlines to be very obvious or I don't get what's happening.
Also I need for none of the jokes to hurt my feelings so please friends, no jokes about Samoans. |
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12-18-2012, 01:16 AM | #9 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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you got it, i'll never quote pulp fiction again
i'll still make fun of you it's what i do |
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12-18-2012, 02:05 AM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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12-18-2012, 02:09 AM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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I need more storage space and a lifetime supply of takis.
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12-18-2012, 02:55 AM | #12 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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i suppose it could use more dick pics
not that i like them or anything |
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12-18-2012, 07:38 AM | #13 |
*****
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I need for the women to unite and take over this forum and make it a wonderful place to be. We can talk about stuff like our periods, hair care, fashion, and makeup. In addition, we could talk about TTC, childbirthin' and breast feeding.
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12-18-2012, 10:27 AM | #14 |
Socialphobic
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12-18-2012, 10:30 AM | #15 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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Let's just do it. I can talk about my last bleed, it was messy.
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12-18-2012, 12:45 PM | #16 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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I haven't had my period in 15 months
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12-18-2012, 12:46 PM | #17 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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(free birth control)
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12-18-2012, 12:56 PM | #18 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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That's great you're proud about your busted uterus and all, and I'mma let you finish, but I think Netphoria has a sensitivity problem.
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12-18-2012, 01:02 PM | #19 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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you can be plenty rude to people without resorting to mocking our less fortunate citizens
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12-18-2012, 01:37 PM | #20 |
Immortal
Location: helllllloooooo!!
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Okay!!! Who wants to make the official threads regarding the above topics?
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12-18-2012, 02:13 PM | #21 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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nobody's stopping you from doing that now
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12-18-2012, 04:56 PM | #22 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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12-18-2012, 05:25 PM | #23 |
Banned
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I need an original "world is a vampire" tee shirt ASAP so i can buy it for my boyfriend for xmas. SERIOUSLY! my xmas will suck if I can not give him this shirt he has wanted since he was a child. If you have one, let me buy it. Thanks.
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12-18-2012, 05:26 PM | #24 |
Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
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If your Christmas is gonna suck because you didn't buy your beef some tshirt he's had his entire life to hunt down himself, you got bigger problems sister.
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12-18-2012, 05:30 PM | #25 |
Immortal
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im making one with a sharpie right now. will sell for $17,000.
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12-18-2012, 05:32 PM | #26 |
Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 15,132
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Fuck that! noyen's trying to rip you off.
I'll sell you one for $15,009. Price goes up with my post count. |
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12-18-2012, 05:36 PM | #27 |
Immortal
Posts: 26,795
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mine is original! you would just use cafepress to reproduce a bootleg! billy hates bootleggers.
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12-18-2012, 05:40 PM | #28 |
Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
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$15,011 now.
tick tock tick tock |
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12-18-2012, 05:43 PM | #29 |
Banned
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My only problem is that he doesn't buy anything for himself and doesn't ever want anything. That's the only thing I've ever seen him look for online a few times. I just wanted to give him a gift that goes in a box that says I've payed attention to small things about him. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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12-18-2012, 05:44 PM | #30 |
Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
Posts: 16,502
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Title of this thread should replace "your daily pumpkins fix" in the header
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