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Old 12-17-2012, 10:58 PM   #1
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Default Post here if you have special needs

Maybe list those needs? We want to be able to tailor the humor.

 
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:59 PM   #2
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i have a special need.... i especially need you to STFU

 
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:59 PM   #3
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I can't read. Can someone please read this thread to me?

 
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:59 PM   #4
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J/K I LV U

 
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Old 12-17-2012, 11:14 PM   #5
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yeah we wouldn't want anyone to think we aren't completely heartless monsters right

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:06 AM   #6
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i have needs but they are not special

we all need love

love me, netphoria

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:01 AM   #7
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I need a dollar dollar dollar thats what i need

(hey hey!)

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:12 AM   #8
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I need all jokes and punchlines to be very obvious or I don't get what's happening.

Also I need for none of the jokes to hurt my feelings so please friends, no jokes about Samoans.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:16 AM   #9
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you got it, i'll never quote pulp fiction again

i'll still make fun of you it's what i do

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:05 AM   #10
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:09 AM   #11
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I need more storage space and a lifetime supply of takis.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:55 AM   #12
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i suppose it could use more dick pics




not that i like them or anything

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:38 AM   #13
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I need for the women to unite and take over this forum and make it a wonderful place to be. We can talk about stuff like our periods, hair care, fashion, and makeup. In addition, we could talk about TTC, childbirthin' and breast feeding.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:27 AM   #14
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you got it, i'll never quote pulp fiction again

i'll still make fun of you it's what i do
naw I was only kidding. You can joke about Samoans all you like, we are a jolly people.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:30 AM   #15
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I need for the women to unite and take over this forum and make it a wonderful place to be. We can talk about stuff like our periods, hair care, fashion, and makeup. In addition, we could talk about TTC, childbirthin' and breast feeding.
Let's just do it. I can talk about my last bleed, it was messy.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:45 PM   #16
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I haven't had my period in 15 months

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:46 PM   #17
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(free birth control)

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:56 PM   #18
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That's great you're proud about your busted uterus and all, and I'mma let you finish, but I think Netphoria has a sensitivity problem.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:02 PM   #19
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you can be plenty rude to people without resorting to mocking our less fortunate citizens

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:37 PM   #20
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I need for the women to unite and take over this forum and make it a wonderful place to be. We can talk about stuff like our periods, hair care, fashion, and makeup. In addition, we could talk about TTC, childbirthin' and breast feeding.
Okay!!! Who wants to make the official threads regarding the above topics?

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:13 PM   #21
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nobody's stopping you from doing that now

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:56 PM   #22
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:25 PM   #23
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I need an original "world is a vampire" tee shirt ASAP so i can buy it for my boyfriend for xmas. SERIOUSLY! my xmas will suck if I can not give him this shirt he has wanted since he was a child. If you have one, let me buy it. Thanks.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:26 PM   #24
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If your Christmas is gonna suck because you didn't buy your beef some tshirt he's had his entire life to hunt down himself, you got bigger problems sister.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:30 PM   #25
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im making one with a sharpie right now. will sell for $17,000.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:32 PM   #26
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Fuck that! noyen's trying to rip you off.

I'll sell you one for $15,009. Price goes up with my post count.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:36 PM   #27
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mine is original! you would just use cafepress to reproduce a bootleg! billy hates bootleggers.

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:40 PM   #28
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$15,011 now.

tick tock tick tock

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:43 PM   #29
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My only problem is that he doesn't buy anything for himself and doesn't ever want anything. That's the only thing I've ever seen him look for online a few times. I just wanted to give him a gift that goes in a box that says I've payed attention to small things about him. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:44 PM   #30
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Title of this thread should replace "your daily pumpkins fix" in the header

 
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