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Old 05-10-2020, 05:23 PM   #1
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Unhappy Kahlo's dramatic goodbye drama thread

it's too late

he's already gone

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 05:24 PM   #2
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Old 05-10-2020, 05:29 PM   #3
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In the end, it got pretty sad. He was down on the ground, blubbering with tears and mucous and semen all mingling. He grasped my knees, poured kisses on my ankles.

"No please, great and mighty Took, spare me, I pray! You are strong, you are beautiful, you are kind! I beg you, Master Took, don't ban me!"

I sniffed contemptuously and walked away.

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 05:31 PM   #4
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In the end, it got pretty sad. He was down on the ground, blubbering with tears and mucous and semen all mingling. He grasped my knees, poured kisses on my ankles.
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nah he was always like this

typical Kahlo

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 05:45 PM   #5
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In the end, it got pretty sad. He was down on the ground, blubbering with tears and mucous and semen all mingling. He grasped my knees, poured kisses on my ankles.

"No please, great and mighty Took, spare me, I pray! You are strong, you are beautiful, you are kind! I beg you, Master Took, don't ban me!"

I sniffed contemptuously and walked away.

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 06:31 PM   #6
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his final words were

I hate you Joeri.

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 07:26 PM   #7
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In all srsness, is he the only one who ever asked to be blocked? Have there been precursors? Or is there a whole line of predecessors, a splendid lineage of self abnegation?

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 10:16 PM   #8
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wait, is Kahlo gone?

 
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Old 05-10-2020, 10:17 PM   #9
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i had promised to include him in the next happy birthday wishes thread, alongside c33, ropey lopey, mariner, etc. etc.

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 01:13 AM   #10
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bye...?

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 05:56 AM   #11
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what's happened?

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 06:12 AM   #12
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you're just making this up, aren't you?

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 06:35 AM   #13
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DONT GO KAHLO DONT GO

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 06:35 AM   #14
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thread needs more drama

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 07:57 AM   #15
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he didn't want to live on the place anymore

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 08:25 AM   #16
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He's in a better place now

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 09:42 AM   #17
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I'm not convinced he was an actual person in the first place. Just one of Took's alts.

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 10:33 AM   #18
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it was clearly JJ's pointed attempt at getting Took off the board once & for all

that of course failed & this is his way of admitting defeat

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 10:55 AM   #19
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Old 05-11-2020, 11:02 AM   #22
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Old 05-11-2020, 11:06 AM   #23
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Who?

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 11:46 AM   #25
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Old 05-11-2020, 11:47 AM   #26
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holy shit!

 
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I'm so errect rn

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 01:08 PM   #28
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i'm just glad to have taken part in giving Kahlo a posthumous send-off he would have loved: one filled with Bates gifs & insufferable, insufferable wanking

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 01:39 PM   #29
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i was glad to see Kahlo back

and he's not the type who would make a dramatic goodbye thread.

 
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Old 05-11-2020, 01:56 PM   #30
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what are you saying, that i would?

why is everything always about me? can't you guys give it a rest?


damn.

 
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