I'M CALLING YOU OUT - Alternative Nation's Brett Buchanan

TuralyonW3 · 11-05-2019, 08:44 PM

Brett,
What the fuck dude. I worked in digital media for a decade, and this is the worst, most nonsensical, most unethical click-baity headline I have EVER seen. Explain to me, and everyone here, how in the FUCK does the content of the story relate to the headline in the SLIGHTEST? I mean honestly, it's like if Elton John said "Lady Gaga is a great talent" and you were to post the headline "ELTON JOHN REVEALS WHETHER HE THINKS LADA GAGA IS A WHORE." How do you sleep at night dude? You know your website is a laughing stock right? Jesus fuckin christ.

https://www.alternativenation.net/ho...rrible-singer/

MyKeyZ · 11-06-2019, 02:21 AM

Take a shot every time the word "said" is used.

Wow, Alternative Press, can I be a music journalist? Forget the silly clickbait, this is seriously one of the most horribly written articles that I have ever read. On a plus side, it also gives me hope that I can be a music journalist if this article can featured on Alternative Press.

Funbags · 11-06-2019, 03:20 AM

Make shit up. Get clicks.

FoolofaTook · 11-06-2019, 08:06 AM

Mals Marola · 11-06-2019, 12:20 PM

buttcannon feeds off of your infuriation. feeds off of it.

myosis · 11-06-2019, 05:11 PM

i'm not clicking that link

topleybird · 11-06-2019, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

Brett […] You know your website is a laughing stock right?

Counterpoint: This is the second time in the past few months you've indicated you read his site

toase · 11-06-2019, 06:47 PM

Disco King · 11-06-2019, 09:07 PM

What's the status on Fuzzyroes' bid to join Alternative Nation with his "Did'ja Know?" column?

houseofglass11 · 11-06-2019, 11:47 PM

It's literally no worse than anything else he posts on a daily basis.

fuzzyroes · 11-07-2019, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

What's the status on Fuzzyroes' bid to join Alternative Nation with his "Did'ja Know?" column?

No offense to Brett, as I realize he sold out for lollipops and fancy-pants, but I have no doubt that I could write better articles than the ones that he's throwing up.

On the other hand, I realize it's gotta be time consuming to come up with content every day regarding bands who are just riding out the tail ends of their career. I mean, he's a good looking fellow in his 20's, I imagine he doesn't wanna be sitting in front of his computer all day sifting through countless radio interviews looking for stories and he's probably not raking in enough money to make it worthwhile to hire a staff. So I suppose he's stuck between a rock and a hard place in some regards.

With that said, I've noticed a lot of the headlines go beyond typical click-bait at this point. It's a risky strategy cause I imagine a lot of readers are just gonna move on once they get thoroughly annoyed.

FoolofaTook · 11-07-2019, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I mean, he's a good looking fellow in his 20's

u gay bro?

(cos i've been waiting for you all my life)

he/she/it · 11-08-2019, 03:46 AM

Alternative Nation articles read like they're written by someone for who English is a second language, and one they haven't moderately learned yet. What's Brett's first language? There could be a lot that's getting confused in translation both ways - from when Brett hears some information and then when he puts it into English words.

You should hire someone to edit your articles, Brett.

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-08-2019, 07:53 AM

brett buttcannon is in his 20s?

FoolofaTook · 11-08-2019, 08:14 AM

In Fuzzrod's dreams: yes, yes, he is.

Mals Marola · 11-08-2019, 04:31 PM

May their love flourish & their headlines soar higher on the scales of utter bullshit than any news[-ish] establishment has ever soared before

Mals Marola · 11-08-2019, 04:33 PM

and may the joy brought to each of them via their respective buttcannons be equal to the devastating disappointment felt by TuralyonW3 when realizing he would not, in fact, be finding out whether or not Howard Stern thought Billy Corgan was a terrible singer

houseofglass11 · 11-08-2019, 05:09 PM

Brett Jeroen Cannon is the dutchest of the dutch not unlike smashingjjj

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-08-2019, 05:54 PM

i think we simply need to see more penises

FoolofaTook · 11-08-2019, 06:21 PM

smashingjj · 11-08-2019, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

Brett Jeroen Cannon is the dutchest of the dutch not unlike smashingjjj

<3 <3 <3

Corgan's Bluff · 11-09-2019, 03:28 AM

How does it come that Buttcannon isn't even replying on his own threads anymore...?

Mals Marola · 11-09-2019, 10:26 PM

the same reason you let your own Appreciation thread go unattended for months on end, i imagine

TuralyonW3 · 11-10-2019, 11:19 AM

Here’s a non-sensical headline, based on the content:

https://www.alternativenation.net/ra...ected-reunion/

It’s literally a lie.

myosis · 11-10-2019, 12:28 PM

i'm not clicking that link

Mals Marola · 11-10-2019, 01:22 PM

it's not lemon party, it's something even grosser!

FoolofaTook · 11-10-2019, 02:08 PM

fuzzys twitter?

myosis · 11-10-2019, 11:27 PM

It honestly brings a tear of sadness to my eyes

Corgan's Bluff · 11-11-2019, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

the same reason you let your own Appreciation thread go unattended for months on end, i imagine

Evil administrators closed my threads or declared them to garbage while other people get through with stupid poll contests or threads asking who's going to the next concert...

FoolofaTook · 11-11-2019, 09:29 PM

He's talking about this, fool. I made it just for you, to celebrate all that you bring to this community. And this is the thanks that I get?

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=187476

11-05-2019, 08:44 PM	#1
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	I'M CALLING YOU OUT - Alternative Nation's Brett Buchanan Brett, What the fuck dude. I worked in digital media for a decade, and this is the worst, most nonsensical, most unethical click-baity headline I have EVER seen. Explain to me, and everyone here, how in the FUCK does the content of the story relate to the headline in the SLIGHTEST? I mean honestly, it's like if Elton John said "Lady Gaga is a great talent" and you were to post the headline "ELTON JOHN REVEALS WHETHER HE THINKS LADA GAGA IS A WHORE." How do you sleep at night dude? You know your website is a laughing stock right? Jesus fuckin christ. https://www.alternativenation.net/ho...rrible-singer/

11-06-2019, 06:47 PM	#8
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11-06-2019, 02:21 AM	#2
MyKeyZ Apocalyptic Poster Location: A very stable individual Posts: 1,689	Take a shot every time the word "said" is used. Wow, Alternative Press, can I be a music journalist? Forget the silly clickbait, this is seriously one of the most horribly written articles that I have ever read. On a plus side, it also gives me hope that I can be a music journalist if this article can featured on Alternative Press.

11-06-2019, 03:20 AM	#3
Funbags Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,425	Make shit up. Get clicks.

11-06-2019, 08:06 AM	#4
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

11-06-2019, 12:20 PM	#5
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	buttcannon feeds off of your infuriation. feeds off of it.

11-06-2019, 05:11 PM	#6
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	i'm not clicking that link

11-06-2019, 09:07 PM	#9
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,875	What's the status on Fuzzyroes' bid to join Alternative Nation with his "Did'ja Know?" column?

11-06-2019, 11:47 PM	#10
houseofglass11 Minion of Satan Location: sleuthing around like a worm Posts: 5,690	It's literally no worse than anything else he posts on a daily basis.

11-08-2019, 03:46 AM	#13
he/she/it Ownz Posts: 534	Alternative Nation articles read like they're written by someone for who English is a second language, and one they haven't moderately learned yet. What's Brett's first language? There could be a lot that's getting confused in translation both ways - from when Brett hears some information and then when he puts it into English words. You should hire someone to edit your articles, Brett.

11-08-2019, 07:53 AM	#14
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	brett buttcannon is in his 20s?

11-08-2019, 08:14 AM	#15
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	In Fuzzrod's dreams: yes, yes, he is.

11-08-2019, 04:31 PM	#16
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	May their love flourish & their headlines soar higher on the scales of utter bullshit than any news[-ish] establishment has ever soared before

11-08-2019, 04:33 PM	#17
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	and may the joy brought to each of them via their respective buttcannons be equal to the devastating disappointment felt by TuralyonW3 when realizing he would not, in fact, be finding out whether or not Howard Stern thought Billy Corgan was a terrible singer

11-08-2019, 05:09 PM	#18
houseofglass11 Minion of Satan Location: sleuthing around like a worm Posts: 5,690	Brett Jeroen Cannon is the dutchest of the dutch not unlike smashingjjj

11-08-2019, 05:54 PM	#19
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i think we simply need to see more penises

11-08-2019, 06:21 PM	#20
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

11-09-2019, 03:28 AM	#22
Corgan's Bluff Minion of Satan Location: Travelling between Ukraine and Russia Posts: 5,357	How does it come that Buttcannon isn't even replying on his own threads anymore...?

11-09-2019, 10:26 PM	#23
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	the same reason you let your own Appreciation thread go unattended for months on end, i imagine

11-10-2019, 11:19 AM	#24
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	Here’s a non-sensical headline, based on the content: https://www.alternativenation.net/ra...ected-reunion/ It’s literally a lie.

11-10-2019, 12:28 PM	#25
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	i'm not clicking that link

11-10-2019, 01:22 PM	#26
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	it's not lemon party, it's something even grosser!

11-10-2019, 02:08 PM	#27
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	fuzzys twitter?

11-10-2019, 11:27 PM	#28
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	It honestly brings a tear of sadness to my eyes

11-11-2019, 09:29 PM	#30
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	He's talking about this, fool. I made it just for you, to celebrate all that you bring to this community. And this is the thanks that I get? http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=187476