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06-26-2017, 08:01 AM | #121 |
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A dolphin, no one ever done a dolphin tattoo
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06-26-2017, 08:01 AM | #122 |
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Or maybe a dragon!
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06-26-2017, 01:52 PM | #123 |
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i remember posting this pic in a tattoo thread in like 2007 or something and some people thought i was for real
http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/u...ith-tattoo.jpg good times |
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06-27-2017, 08:51 AM | #124 | |
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and pudgy? |
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06-28-2017, 07:01 AM | #125 |
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06-28-2017, 07:43 AM | #126 |
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say what you will that's pretty accomplished artwork
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06-28-2017, 07:49 AM | #127 |
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Can smell the pepperoni
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06-28-2017, 08:41 AM | #128 |
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can smell dog drool :/
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06-28-2017, 09:16 AM | #129 |
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What's wrong with a dragon tatt? As a scholar and a poet I would never sully my immaculate flesh. However if I were to do so it would be with a tatt of the seven headed beast of revelation.
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06-28-2017, 09:25 AM | #130 | |
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06-28-2017, 10:24 AM | #131 |
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The only thing that has tempted me is https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...bcea883238.jpg but I just don't feel strong enough about it to actually do it.
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06-28-2017, 09:07 PM | #132 |
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Do you like them for the look or for the barista certification and vape pen they come with?
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06-28-2017, 10:15 PM | #133 |
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I'm prob gonna get another one before too long. Superficially deeply un-hip. Which I am. But it'll have levels to me, maaan
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06-29-2017, 12:45 AM | #134 |
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06-29-2017, 08:11 AM | #135 |
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06-30-2017, 07:08 AM | #136 |
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i had a pap smear and breast exam yesterday and the lady was squeezing and pushing on my right breast for a little too long cause she was asking about my tattoo. she realized it and apologized but it was nbd and she moved on to talk about the importance of exams and how everyone's tissue is different and i am the best person to know when something changes or doesn't feel right. of course, lady!
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06-30-2017, 10:59 AM | #137 | |
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i'm all about that bass |
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06-30-2017, 11:03 AM | #138 |
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06-30-2017, 11:17 AM | #139 |
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the crust looks like a cowboy hat!
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06-30-2017, 06:31 PM | #140 | |
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They barely look like dogs at all. They look like toads that have been coated in glue and then rolled in old hair across the barbershop floor. They always look wet, even when they are dry. Their squashed faces make them look like a normal dog embryo got squished up on the side of the test tube. Or somebody smacked them with a canoe paddle. Their square, boxy bodies make them look as though they were rendered in PlayStation 1 graphics. They appear as though somebody skinned a healthy dog and did their best to wrap the pelt around R2-D2 and pass it off as a living being. They always look as though they are melting. They are inbred as fuck. They are genetic abominations. Humanity's very own Frankenstein's Monster. If there is truly a god, mankind will surely be punished for making this obscene mockery of his creation. I suppose it's not truly the pugs that I detest. They never chose to live. They are victims of existence. It must be torture to be born a pug. We've selected for completely disadvantageous and maladaptive traits in them. They can barely breathe properly, and are always choking on their own epiglottis. Always having to make that revolting snorting sound. Their lack of ability to receive sufficient oxygen makes their gums all dark and blue. What kind of proper organism needs another organism to clean its wrinkles in order to prevent face infections? The short snouts we've designed pugs with fail to protect their eyes from direct contact with the environment as they sniff things, leading to dry eyes, scratched corneas, cataracts, blindness, etc. Speaking of their eyes... their bulging, buggy, frog-like eyes... pugs are also prone to exophthalmus. They can hardly keep their eyeballs in their skulls. Their builds make it hard for them to carry their own weight. Their tongues are often too big to comfortably fit into their mouths, causing them to constantly drool. I feel as though, as revenge, some vastly more intelligent alien species will come to Earth, and decide that humans would be cuter if our heads were to large for our spines to support, and we lacked toe nails. The human condition will thenceforth be characterized by even more suffering than it already is. |
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06-30-2017, 06:36 PM | #141 |
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yeah but have you seen them turn their heads
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06-30-2017, 06:39 PM | #142 |
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06-30-2017, 06:39 PM | #143 | |
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06-30-2017, 06:52 PM | #144 |
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07-01-2017, 12:10 AM | #145 |
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the sentiment reflecting from DK's post is real.
thanks for that DK, i think you just helped me understand why it is that i absolutely love and adore almost all animals on earth (save for bugs. i hate bugs), but not all these stupid hipster fashionable dogs that are man's disastrous creation. btw in China people are allll about these types of dogs. not pugs, though; usually very small various breeds of annoying dogs, OR very large exotic Huskies which must be suffering beyond belief in this humid, hot, almost tropical weather. i think you just made me hate mankind a little bit more. |
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07-01-2017, 12:28 AM | #146 |
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French Bulldogs are the iPhone of the pet world.
"Oh, not much. Just taking my French Bulldog for a walk. You?" |
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07-01-2017, 01:16 AM | #147 |
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hahaha slunken don't be so salty bro
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07-01-2017, 07:35 PM | #148 |
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To be more specific, I kinda want a stellar map on my back, done in the style of one of those old-timey dual-hemisphere globular-projection maps.
Stuff like these are my reference points. http://i65.tinypic.com/303elux.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tP5Qglv.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/2gxidd0.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/29535s8.png https://imgredirect.milanuncios.com/...82465209_5.jpg Thing is, I don't want it too baroque, as I favour minimalism. But I still want some decorative elements, like those little mythological characters, or a scroll, or something. Maybe, like, just an angel or cherub perched on each hemisphere's constellation map, instead of a whole bunch of them. I dunno, I'd have to think more about it and talk to the artist about it, I guess. Since this would probably be a more expensive one, I'll get the smaller ones I want first. The sun, moon, Saturn, pocket watch... maybe those lines on the Pioneer Plaque that represent the distance from several pulsars to the sun on my chest... |
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07-01-2017, 07:40 PM | #149 |
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07-01-2017, 08:53 PM | #150 |
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my friend scott (RIP) got a jewish star pendant (that he had IRL) tattooed on his chest. and an american flag/eagle thing. he did not understand irony, apparently
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