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Old 12-19-2007, 08:08 PM   #31
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That sounds like you were trying to be funny. But it wasn't.

Aren't non sequitors supposed to be funny?
if I posted the entire Great Gatsby right now it might not be funny, but it would be a good non-seqitur

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:09 PM   #32
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That sounds like you were trying to be funny. But it wasn't.

Aren't non sequitors supposed to be funny?
i wasn't trying to be funny, like i said it was appropriate at the time and only people who were there at the time would understand it, which is what looking back on a quote is supposed to be. to everyone else it's a complete non-sequitor.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:10 PM   #33
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Yeah, I guess it sounds more like an inside joke than a non-sequitor, though.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:11 PM   #34
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"bury me with my money"

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:17 PM   #35
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"Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme get get get get nothin"

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:33 PM   #36
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i happen to find it hilar

the woody line.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:37 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by Mariner
if you try to be serious at all it'll probably be embarrassing later

if you try to be funny at all it'll probably be embarrassing later

your safest bet is not to say anything

your second best choice is a total non sequitor
That's not necessarily true, I was serious in mine and I still stand by it...

Mine was:

"Even though I can't stand this school, half the students and faculty, I would like to say thank you to Mr. McClellan and all of the band members and everyone else who has supported me. You will all be in my heart through whatever I may do in life."

And I forget what I wrote at the end but they cut it out...and not because it went over the spaces allowed. Then again, I guess it wasn't very important if I can't remember what it was.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:39 PM   #38
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Hey guys,

The band asked me to reach out to everybody here. It really wasn’t cool that someone broke into the rehearsal space and stole those pictures. The band is going after that person with the full extent of the law. Those images are copyrighted, and if we all worked together and didn’t post them around the web, it would be great for everybody. The band will go after people that post those images around the web. Theft like this is puts the Pumpkins’ trust in their fans in jeopardy. They do not condone actions like this. If we can all work together, it will be a great year.

Thank you,
Frank Quinto

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:40 PM   #39
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Load up your copy of Glengarry Glen Ross

Set it to fast-forward, close your eyes, turn it back to regular play whenever you feel like it

Your senior quote is whatever complete thought next comes out of a character's mouth

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:40 PM   #40
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Hey Milstead....do you know if your dad ever saw that screw you thread?

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:42 PM   #41
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No, I don't think he did.

But he's 2 states away until Sunday. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:43 PM   #42
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Ack. He just called the house.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:44 PM   #43
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Hehe I certainly hope he sees it as it was pretty humorous.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:45 PM   #44
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if the quote goes under your yearbook just write, "in memoriam"

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:37 PM   #45
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THE LIGHT JUST WENT OUT IN THE SHITTER.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:37 PM   #46
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if the quote goes under your yearbook just write, "in memoriam"
Or this.

 
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:10 PM   #47
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It's non-sequitur.

Fuck.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:21 AM   #48
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"You've all handled my ass-pennies."

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:46 AM   #49
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Last year a girl from my school quoted the smashing pumpkins D:

That I do not suggest

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:54 AM   #50
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This might be too meme-like, but:
'the kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like rosalyn carter'

You can of course replace her with anyone you find more entertaining.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:55 AM   #51
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Quote:
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Last year a girl from my school quoted the smashing pumpkins D:

That I do not suggest
Let me guess, something from Muzzle? Or 'the killer in me is the killer in you'?

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:57 AM   #52
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Let me guess, something from Muzzle? Or 'the killer in me is the killer in you'?
It was something about painting the sky violet

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:04 AM   #53
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everyone loves a good homer simpson quote

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:30 AM   #54
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somebody bring me candy

im lonely.

and im starving

anybody want to split a bottle of wine.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:06 AM   #55
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mine was was "God is unforgiving, so Kick Rocks Deuces!"

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:09 AM   #56
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mine was, "dont think, just drink"

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:12 AM   #57
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we just submitted quotes that were all put on a couple pages and were not attributed to anyone

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:17 AM   #58
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our quotes went under our pictures and this was my picture
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:18 AM   #59
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that's a pretty intense gaze. standard practice in our yearbook photos was to smile.

 
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:18 AM   #60
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i have bad teeth

 
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