I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread - Page 224

butthurt · 03-10-2018, 08:46 PM

Sounds like someone forgot to pay the "convenience fee"...

Disco King · 03-10-2018, 09:05 PM

You ever say something that comes out wrong, making you look like a prick?

The other day I was talking to some guy at the pub. He mentioned how he couldn't stay long or drink too much, because he had work that evening. I asked him what he does for work.

"I dispatch trucks."

"At least you're not driving them!"

The intent of the joke was "drunk dispatching isn't as dangerous as drunk driving, so at least you can still get drunk," but I realized that it sounded more like "Haha truck drivers are lowly peasants, amirite? *blows nose with $50 bill*"

MyOneAndOnly · 03-10-2018, 09:37 PM

he is a two dimensional air traffic controller

MyOneAndOnly · 03-10-2018, 09:38 PM

serious biniz

Disco King · 03-10-2018, 11:00 PM

Our village has a single dirt road with no intersections, so it's actually one dimensional.

fuzzyroes · 03-11-2018, 01:10 AM

I was at the mall the the other day, and I swear to god I walked by a chick with a "Lit" wool cap.... She really looked like she could have came out of 2001. I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

fuzzyroes · 03-11-2018, 01:12 AM

This may sound insignificant... But think about it, I'm cruising through a shopping center, and there's a chick in 2018 proudly sporting a wool "Lit" stocking cap. If I had to set a wager with someone with odds on that happening, I'd place them at 100 000 to 1.

reprise85 · 03-11-2018, 04:04 AM

how on earth can you even remotely calculate that? it may be rare that that specific thing would happen, but the odds that someone would do something that would attract you in the same way is much higher. either way, it's impossible to quantify the way you are, unless you have more information about the situation, such as population of people who go to that mall, how often on average people go to the mall, and the percentage of them that have lit hats. how you can be happy with pulling some number out of your ass, i'll never know.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-11-2018, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

you fucking idiot.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-11-2018, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

This may sound insignificant... But think about it, I'm cruising through a shopping center, and there's a chick in 2018 proudly sporting a wool "Lit" stocking cap. If I had to set a wager with someone with odds on that happening, I'd place them at 100 000 to 1.

you fucking idiot.

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-11-2018, 06:09 AM

how generous of you, fuzzy.

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 06:25 AM

Back to normal business I see

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 06:30 AM

Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

smashingjj · 03-11-2018, 06:32 AM

a man of his word

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 06:38 AM

That's giving him a lot of credit.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-11-2018, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

http://forums.netphoria.org/customav...tar1561_11.gif

MyOneAndOnly · 03-11-2018, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I was at the mall the the other day, and I swear to god I walked by a chick with a "Lit" wool cap.... She really looked like she could have came out of 2001. I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

You are piece of shit

MyOneAndOnly · 03-11-2018, 07:26 AM

Once a month I unhide a fuzzy post to remind myself that putting him on ignore was a good decision

Disco King · 03-11-2018, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game.

I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

https://i.imgur.com/hX2Tzng_d.jpg?ma...idelity=medium

Disco King · 03-11-2018, 07:59 AM

I mean, I agree with him about being able to make a sim that looks like him (I know the struggle, I can't even get one to look like me, and I'm fairly generic), but after that is where it gets sadcringe.

FoolofaTook · 03-11-2018, 08:41 AM

FoolofaTook · 03-11-2018, 08:42 AM

I see lots of babes I want, but then I realize I'm too good looking for them so I walk away.

Yes.

FoolofaTook · 03-11-2018, 08:42 AM

The I listen to Burzum's The Crying Orc.

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

I mean, I agree with him about being able to make a sim that looks like him (I know the struggle, I can't even get one to look like me, and I'm fairly generic), but after that is where it gets sadcringe.

The sims creator is pretty limited when it comes to body types. it's a bummer. You can't even change height.

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 08:45 AM

FoolofaTook · 03-11-2018, 08:49 AM

I wish I could listen to that but I don't want to traumatize my mom.

LaBelle · 03-11-2018, 08:51 AM

That's denying metal it's only purpose in life (to annoy parents)

FoolofaTook · 03-11-2018, 08:55 AM

to transcend this mortal coil?

MyOneAndOnly · 03-11-2018, 09:05 AM

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03-10-2018, 08:46 PM	#6691
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	Sounds like someone forgot to pay the "convenience fee"...

03-10-2018, 09:05 PM	#6692
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	You ever say something that comes out wrong, making you look like a prick? The other day I was talking to some guy at the pub. He mentioned how he couldn't stay long or drink too much, because he had work that evening. I asked him what he does for work. "I dispatch trucks." "At least you're not driving them!" The intent of the joke was "drunk dispatching isn't as dangerous as drunk driving, so at least you can still get drunk," but I realized that it sounded more like "Haha truck drivers are lowly peasants, amirite? blows nose with $50 bill"

03-10-2018, 09:37 PM	#6693
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	he is a two dimensional air traffic controller

03-10-2018, 09:38 PM	#6694
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	serious biniz

03-10-2018, 11:00 PM	#6695
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	Our village has a single dirt road with no intersections, so it's actually one dimensional.

03-11-2018, 01:10 AM	#6696
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	I was at the mall the the other day, and I swear to god I walked by a chick with a "Lit" wool cap.... She really looked like she could have came out of 2001. I was kicking myself after for not approaching her, but she wasn't really that good looking anyways... But still good looking enough for me.

03-11-2018, 01:12 AM	#6697
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	This may sound insignificant... But think about it, I'm cruising through a shopping center, and there's a chick in 2018 proudly sporting a wool "Lit" stocking cap. If I had to set a wager with someone with odds on that happening, I'd place them at 100 000 to 1.

03-11-2018, 04:04 AM	#6698
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	how on earth can you even remotely calculate that? it may be rare that that specific thing would happen, but the odds that someone would do something that would attract you in the same way is much higher. either way, it's impossible to quantify the way you are, unless you have more information about the situation, such as population of people who go to that mall, how often on average people go to the mall, and the percentage of them that have lit hats. how you can be happy with pulling some number out of your ass, i'll never know.

03-11-2018, 06:09 AM	#6702
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	how generous of you, fuzzy.

03-11-2018, 06:25 AM	#6703
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Back to normal business I see

03-11-2018, 06:32 AM	#6705
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,901	a man of his word

03-11-2018, 06:30 AM	#6704
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Random guy at a party told me he wanted to make me in his The Sims game. I couldn't help but think that was a setup for a bad Black Mirror episode.

03-11-2018, 06:38 AM	#6706
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	That's giving him a lot of credit.

03-11-2018, 07:26 AM	#6709
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	Once a month I unhide a fuzzy post to remind myself that putting him on ignore was a good decision

03-11-2018, 07:59 AM	#6711
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	I mean, I agree with him about being able to make a sim that looks like him (I know the struggle, I can't even get one to look like me, and I'm fairly generic), but after that is where it gets sadcringe.

03-11-2018, 08:41 AM	#6712
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

03-11-2018, 08:42 AM	#6713
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I see lots of babes I want, but then I realize I'm too good looking for them so I walk away. Yes.

03-11-2018, 08:42 AM	#6714
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	The I listen to Burzum's The Crying Orc.

03-11-2018, 08:45 AM	#6716
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398

03-11-2018, 08:49 AM	#6717
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I wish I could listen to that but I don't want to traumatize my mom.

03-11-2018, 08:51 AM	#6718
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	That's denying metal it's only purpose in life (to annoy parents)

03-11-2018, 08:55 AM	#6719
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	to transcend this mortal coil?

03-11-2018, 09:05 AM	#6720
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882