itt: talk about your filthiest sexual experience

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Lots of wood ticks and nymphs jumped on mike and he was unhappy about it but ticks don't scare me

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

They're not specifically found on willows. Yes, they're present in the pine barrens and it was summer time

I know they aren't specifically found on willows, but if you are in the Carolinas or elsewhere in the South I would advise you to heed the advice because you will find them in unfathomable masses there for whatever reason.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

that might just be the most vile story itt so far, congrats

he had two fingers up my ass

[FoolofaTook]

When I was in Korea the second time I got drunk on a weekend when I was broke. So I was forced tp go to a cheap brothel. Next morning I woke up with crabs.

I freaked out hella but it was really easy to treat. The warts I got on my feet from using the showers at the brothels were something else. They were viral and took over half a year of shots to cure.They were right under my toes and the shots would make my flesh go black. Hurt so bad I could barely walk

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

he had two fingers up my ass

R u a hot babe?

(I have no stds, anymore, i promise!!)

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

When I was in Korea the second time I got drunk on a weekend when I was broke. So I was forced tp go to a cheap brothel. Next morning I woke up with crabs.

I freaked out hella but it was really easy to treat. The warts I got on my feet from using the showers at the brothels were something else. They were viral and took over half a year of shots to cure.They were right under my toes and the shots would make my flesh go black. Hurt so bad I could barely walk

holy shit man that sounds horrifying

[FoolofaTook]

Indeed. But not horrifying. enough to stop me from
going back. I just kept trying to fill the god shaped hole in my soul with sex.

[FoolofaTook]

Maybe now you'll understand why i listen to black metal (2nd wave norweigen)

[Elphenor]

I hear people get that from your Mom's shower too

[teh b0lly!!1]

hiyooooooooooooooooooooo

[teh b0lly!!1]

holy shit i hit 12K

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I know they aren't specifically found on willows, but if you are in the Carolinas or elsewhere in the South I would advise you to heed the advice because you will find them in unfathomable masses there for whatever reason.

Yes wetter areas, which willows like. Wet grasslands.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I hear people get that from your Mom's shower too

NICE ONE

[killtrocity]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0kMSg3LLQw...ertisement.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/485...r-celery-o.gif

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I used to get really sad after orgasming but it's happening less and less

[MyOneAndOnly]

the orgasming?

[toase]

Never let him cum inside

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Ever and I did a lot of outdoors sex as young adults in the aussie outback

But snakes and red back and whatnots?

[Fonzie]

Dropbears have taken many a young maiden being banged up the chuff by some Aussie bogan in the outback. Dangerous activity.

[FoolofaTook]

Dropbears?

Chuff?

Bogan?


YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER?