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Old 05-18-2017, 11:24 PM   #1
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Default How could fuzzy even redeem himself?

It may be too late!

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:25 PM   #2
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penis transplant is the only hope

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:27 PM   #3
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Like, a penis transplanted into his butt?

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:27 PM   #4
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well, I've never heard any complaints about it in the sack

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:28 PM   #5
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well, I've never heard any complaints about it in the sack
...about the penis being in your butt or?

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:19 AM   #6
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He could unblock me to start

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:50 AM   #7
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I think Flaming Globes meant to write "How Could Fuzzy Ever Redeem Himself."

Your welcome.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:37 PM   #8
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I think Flaming Globes meant to write "How Could Fuzzy Ever Redeem Himself."

Your welcome.
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=184919

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 10:32 AM   #9
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He could tell me if he played that aerosmith game or not

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 11:04 AM   #10
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if he gets off the drink and drugs maybe he'll be able to live like a normal loser. Until then there's really no hope for him

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 03:12 PM   #11
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What's a normal loser? People like me? People like Took?

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 03:30 PM   #12
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people like took.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 03:49 PM   #13
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exactly. I like took.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 04:12 PM   #14
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You'd have to be a fool to not like Took.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 05:01 PM   #15
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don't ever compare Fuzz with Took. Fuzz is a degenerate and Took is a creative genius.

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Old 05-20-2017, 05:04 PM   #16
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so is ur mom.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:25 PM   #17
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he could bake a cake

http://i.imgur.com/TXGW4j3.png

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:49 PM   #18
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Build. He could build a cake.


 
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:51 PM   #19
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I like how this thread became like a total homage to Me. Even despite those two threads I made about neg rep.

 
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:39 AM   #20
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Romancing the took would go a long way in redeeming a now fallen out of favor poster.

 
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:39 AM   #21
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That's not only a tip for fuzzy (hawt), though.

 
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Old 05-21-2017, 06:05 AM   #22
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i just realized a few days ago that "toke" means a bong rip or something and that everytime Took posts 'fulltoke' he's alluding to recreational usage of the illegal tree called marijuana.

like reading the writings of a writer ahead of its time, i was humbled and staggered.

 
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Old 05-21-2017, 06:06 AM   #23
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futher mysteries:

why i used one pair of " apostrophes, and one pair of '.

reprise is hating me so bad right now, i can feel it.

 
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Old 05-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #24
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nah i didn't even notice.

besides, even if you did have some english writing quirks (which you don't seem to have, btw), it would be understandable. just throwing in apostrophes sometimes for no apparent reason and leaving them out when necessary are what bugs me the most. like it's one thing to not understand when to use them, it's another to just be guessing every time, you know?

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 04:06 AM   #25
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wasn't really a quirk, just a brainfart i guess.

technically i believe you should always use " when you're quoting something or alluding to an external source, and then use ' when you're quoting but are already inside a quote. at least that's the way it is in heeb-ru.

of course, ' additionally have their place in English grammar but i'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 04:14 AM   #26
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i just realized a few days ago that "toke" means a bong rip or something and that everytime Took posts 'fulltoke' he's alluding to recreational usage of the illegal tree called marijuana.

like reading the writings of a writer ahead of its time, i was humbled and staggered.
What happens if your caught with dope in China?

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:50 AM   #27
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That's not only a tip for fuzzy (hawt), though.
Thank you. My love is as broad as my armspan.

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:51 AM   #28
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But yeah Lord Fuzzrod would be a good place to start.

You got some trimmers fuzzy?

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:52 AM   #29
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Cos I got some undergrowth babe-brah!

 
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Old 05-22-2017, 08:53 AM   #30
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I know u do too. British Columbia is so lush and fertile and fecund... your loins must be emeshed in pubic thickets.

 
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