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04-04-2011, 07:00 PM | #1 |
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Awwww yeah, it looks like it's going to be college the sequel
My friends and I have been approved on our applications for a house I just got done checking out.
Now it's kinda small, too small really for my liking. All the rooms are pretty small. But god damn, it's maybe an 8 minute walk to big strip of all of the bars in West Chester. It's about a block or two away from this college bar that serves 50 cent drafts. And yeah, it's pretty much smack dab in a neighborhood of college students. Fucking right. Going to go to that bar every night, every god damn night. Going to hit up college parties again. Going to just get drunk as fuck and just walk back to my place and not to my usual light-black out and drive home. Now I don't need to hold off at all when last call comes about. Going to be fucking college girls again. Fucking shit is going to be so much fun. |
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04-04-2011, 07:05 PM | #2 |
huh
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did you really have a habit of driving drunk all the time or is that just part of the schtick
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04-04-2011, 07:07 PM | #3 |
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the fratboy living arrangement can get old quick
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04-04-2011, 07:10 PM | #4 | |
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I started to go away from it. This past mardi gras I parked my car in a parking garage that has free parking at night and instead of driving home I said, "No, I'll let my friend drive me home." What happens? I get a fucking parking ticket. Moral of the story: Fuck that shit, if I'm really good at something then there is no god damn reason to stop. Or else I'll just get a ticket. |
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04-04-2011, 07:19 PM | #5 |
Out fart the hottie!
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Good for you you'll die sooner now.
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04-04-2011, 07:20 PM | #6 |
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jesus god
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04-04-2011, 07:22 PM | #7 |
huh
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i mean
maybe trots is right and he's become a good troll |
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04-04-2011, 07:26 PM | #8 |
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Only people who die from drunk driving are people who are terrible at drunk driving.
One of my fondest memories of college was driving to a party on campus. I blacked out, woke up in my dorm room with some weird mark/scratch on my chest that I still don't know how I got. But that's besides the point. Just hung out in my room for most of the day hung over trying to get over it. I figure then it was time to walk down across campus to where I had parked my car the night before. I get there...and my car is gone. I had my keys so I knew it wasn't stolen. I knew just one thing. I had completely blacked out and parked my car somehwere on campus. I had no fucking idea where I had parked my car. So I walked to a friends apartment that was nearby and had another one of my buddies there drive me around campus for about 15 minutes until we eventually found the car in one of the dorm parking lots. I said I'd never do that again, then one semester later the same thing happened. I had to have one of my roommates drive me in her car until we found mine in another apartment complexes parking lot. That one was funny because where I was drinking at and where I lived at that time was only maybe a 6-7 minute walk so there really was no reason for me to drive. |
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04-04-2011, 08:42 PM | #9 |
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It must be very enlightening to be the main character from Old School.
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04-04-2011, 08:45 PM | #10 |
huh
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well
in all seriousness i guess it's good he's walking distance to the bars now. yeesh. |
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04-04-2011, 08:48 PM | #11 |
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let me tell you about drinking and driving man..
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04-04-2011, 08:52 PM | #12 |
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i can't take this man seriously anymore. kudos.
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04-04-2011, 08:54 PM | #13 |
huh
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maybe one of us should call the westchester PD one weekend night and tell them to be on the lookout for a drunk guy driving a silver scion tc
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04-04-2011, 10:10 PM | #14 |
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what a dumb piece of shit
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04-04-2011, 10:39 PM | #15 |
has great self of steam.
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I'm not convinced that Banana is a real person...
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04-04-2011, 10:41 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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troll or not, banana makes me feel a lot better about myself.
i've driven blind drunk once and never again. what i could have done to others scared the shit out of me. |
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04-04-2011, 10:44 PM | #17 |
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he's real. he was at the montana meetup in 05
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04-04-2011, 11:06 PM | #18 | |
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That's not the scary part. The scary part is that I drove that fucked up. Since then I've driven where I don't really remember driving home but I remember the decision to drive home. But those two times were just flat out I did not remember at all coming to the decision to drive home. Blacked out completely 100% and I somehow decided I was going to drive when I had completely walkable distances back. And even crazier that each time I made it back to my dorm/apartment without getting pulled over. Cops were all over the campus at night, especially those nights. That's how I'm convinced that I just drive really when I'm blacked out. I also happen to drive pretty well when I'm drunk. Some people got it, and some people don't. Take this for example. Every Christmas Eve my friends and I do a round robin of family Christmas Eve parties. Just drinking at every one and finishing it off at my dads house that night and just drinking a ton there and smoking and doing whatever else we can, just celebrating jesus and shit. Since I'm in the holiday spirit I decide I can drive my friends back to their houses which is probably 10-15 miles from my dads house and then drive back . Well while we are driving this fucking deer runs out in the road and just stops in our lane, just stands there and looks at us like, "Shit what the fuck do I do now?" Any sober person or average deer would have made that an accident but I was able to swerve out of the way and miss that deer and keep on keeping on. |
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04-04-2011, 11:09 PM | #19 |
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holy shit man!
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04-04-2011, 11:10 PM | #20 |
huh
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04-04-2011, 11:13 PM | #21 |
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Yeah you would be the type of fag to do that.
Too bad for you that I'll just be straight up swag walking to those bars and back now. |
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04-04-2011, 11:25 PM | #22 |
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from what i gather driving drunk was not considered very bad at all 30/40+ years ago. maybe nimrod can shed some light on this one.
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04-04-2011, 11:28 PM | #23 |
huh
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the type of fag to do that
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04-04-2011, 11:28 PM | #24 |
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Or 50's/60's. At least that's what I gather from Mad Men.
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04-05-2011, 12:21 AM | #25 |
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andy griffith was against drunk driving
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04-05-2011, 01:55 AM | #26 |
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mothers against drunk driving made it the equivalent of a war crime
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04-05-2011, 11:56 AM | #27 |
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sounds like someone is trying to relive his college days because real life isn't working out for him
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04-05-2011, 12:04 PM | #28 |
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probably because nobody can tolerate his idiotic bravado
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04-05-2011, 12:43 PM | #29 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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how come you're no longer in college? did you drop out? you'll get annoyed quickly by your new living situation. especially since you already think it's too small in advance. |
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04-05-2011, 12:47 PM | #30 | |
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And this has nothing about trying to relive my college days, but just getting a place with some friends. And it just so happens to be in a location that will be very fun for us. |
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