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Old 06-15-2017, 04:11 AM   #1
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Exclamation ATTN: NOYEN (computer hacking thread)

noyen, i know you are a madd haxxorz and that you have broken down the pentagon or something.

for work purposes, i need to find a way to control videos with no timeline controls that are embedded into sites. i googled it and wasn't really able to find what seems like an easy solution.

do you (or anybody else, feel free to chime in ofc) know of any way to do that without a huge amount of hassle? would appreciate it

also Globes i would appreciate some fake ass hacking scene gifs from movies. matrix, the one with sandra bollocks, etc

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:22 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:37 AM   #3
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Damn she was HOT

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:56 AM   #4
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Right?! I wouldn't mind crossing her red light!






Wait... that came across a bit rapey.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:01 AM   #5
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she never did anything for me

i would use her corpse as a speed bump

lol!

seriously though, noyen? any tips?

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:02 AM   #6
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for the record btw all i need to do is to be able to mess with the timeline and ff/rewind the video

not sure if that was clear from my original post

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:07 AM   #7
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Messing with the timeline might create a rift in the space/time continuum and bring about unforeseen consequences!

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:11 AM   #8
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i would use her corpse as a speed bump
I now know what to say at work when a coworker or customer isn't instantly completely satisfied. Thanks so much!

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 05:31 AM   #9
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for the record btw all i need to do is to be able to mess with the timeline and ff/rewind the video

not sure if that was clear from my original post
for the record when i said ff/rewind i meant FIST FUCK, not fast forward

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:34 AM   #10
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teh n0yen!!1

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:36 AM   #11
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Have you tried stripping the video file and just watching it from your desktop with a regular media player?

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:22 AM   #12
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example of source video?

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:23 AM   #13
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PS I am not smart.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:59 AM   #14
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I'm really smart. just not in any useful way

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:40 AM   #15
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i am also really smart.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:49 PM   #16
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I might be able to help. What model eMachine are you using?

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:57 PM   #17
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Noyen is going to hack the Russian election

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 02:32 PM   #18
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I wish noyen would hack in to my pants.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:05 PM   #19
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:05 PM   #20
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Pizza Netphoria

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:06 PM   #21
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Got chu John "baphomet cocksucker" Podesta

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:29 PM   #22
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Can't someone just make money rain from ATMs by hacking them like in the movies?

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:37 PM   #23
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:39 PM   #24
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That's not a gif.

more like MildlyWarmGlobes

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:42 PM   #25
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gif couldn't be conjured

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 06:42 PM   #26
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Burnt Out Globes

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:02 PM   #27
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I might be able to help. What model eMachine are you using?
i have no idea.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:03 PM   #28
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i mean at least we got sandra bollocks surfing to pizza.net to order a pizza

man movies are subtle about teh internet

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:03 PM   #29
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Sorry, I had work today. (Everyday) ;(. How can I help u teh bolllz??

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:07 PM   #30
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I wish noyen would die already.

 
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