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Old 04-02-2018, 06:24 PM   #1441
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Guys should be arrested every single time they masturbate for murdering billions of potential contributors.
What about those of us who enjoy being restrained? THEN WHAT?

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:17 PM   #1442
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Then you get willfully restrained? idk. do whatever makes you happy.

I was just being silly really.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:21 PM   #1443
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I guess we should abort this conversation then.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:23 PM   #1444
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what if we get a vasectomy

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:35 PM   #1445
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:37 PM   #1446
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My ex just texted me out of the blue. wtf.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:38 PM   #1447
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Every now and then my ex-wife will text me and part of me wishes she would just forget I existed.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:38 PM   #1448
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Not in a bootycall way or anything. Just like a checking in, how are things going etc.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:41 PM   #1449
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Every now and then my ex-wife will text me and part of me wishes she would just forget I existed.
Ugh, that's awkward.
But i'm the type of person who never wants to talk to ex's again... so I guess i'm biased.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:42 PM   #1450
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My ex made me very miserable for the duration of our relationship... it's like she can smell i'm in a good place and kinda wants to worm her way in somehow.

No way in hell i'm answering her.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:43 PM   #1451
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I mean, we shared a life together for nearly ten years, so I'm probably the weird one of the two of us. It's just... the way things spiraled out in the last year or so was just really repugnant and I'm reminded of it every time I see her name come up.

I don't hate or wish ill against her. Like I said, I wish she'd just forget I/we ever happened. I'd love to hear that she met the love of her life and is happy someday.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 07:45 PM   #1452
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My ex made me very miserable for the duration of our relationship... it's like she can smell i'm in a good place and kinda wants to worm her way in somehow.

No way in hell i'm answering her.
No, don't do it. I had a crazy ex that loved trying to weasel her way into my life post-breakup. The best thing I ever did was shut her out in a firm, no bullshit way. Of course, this was only after ignoring her failed to do the trick.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 08:34 PM   #1453
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love is strange

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:36 PM   #1454
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:36 PM   #1455
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:07 PM   #1456
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My ex made me very miserable for the duration of our relationship... it's like she can smell i'm in a good place and kinda wants to worm her way in somehow.

No way in hell i'm answering her.
seriously hate that shit. it's so pathetic.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:14 PM   #1457
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why is the default narrative here is that the ex is trying to 'weasel her way back in' or something. that sounds like an unhealthy assumption

isn't it worth considering that she wants better closure, as well?

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:30 PM   #1458
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I'm sure from her point of view she thinks she's trying to do the right thing.
To me, that was a very emotionally abusive relationship where she'd play gaslighting mindgames that made me feel inadequate and insufficient a lot of the time. She'd purposefully trigger my insecurities and then when I'd try to stand my ground she'd throw it in my face as a failure of character on my part.
Only to later find out she was actually cheating on me the whole time.

It was a lot to get over and in some ways I'm still dealing with a lot of that shit. So her simply trying to contact me even if for the most innocent of reasons is still very painful to me.

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:35 PM   #1459
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ex could literally be a weasel?

 
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:49 PM   #1460
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I'm sure from her point of view she thinks she's trying to do the right thing.
To me, that was a very emotionally abusive relationship where she'd play gaslighting mindgames that made me feel inadequate and insufficient a lot of the time. She'd purposefully trigger my insecurities and then when I'd try to stand my ground she'd throw it in my face as a failure of character on my part.
Only to later find out she was actually cheating on me the whole time.

It was a lot to get over and in some ways I'm still dealing with a lot of that shit. So her simply trying to contact me even if for the most innocent of reasons is still very painful to me.


ok yea i get it

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:17 AM   #1461
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why is the default narrative here is that the ex is trying to 'weasel her way back in' or something. that sounds like an unhealthy assumption

isn't it worth considering that she wants better closure, as well?
For my part, I was projecting a little. Sounded similar to my ex, who was a manipulative cheater, not to be confused with my ex-wife.

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:38 AM   #1462
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the plot thickens

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:41 AM   #1463
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did you guys ever really notice how close the word "thickens" is to "chickens"?

now that i have, i can't shake off the rooster sounds every time i use "thickens".


 
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:45 AM   #1464
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You guys want to know what really kills babes?

MY HAIR LOL

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 09:12 AM   #1465
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Old 04-03-2018, 09:40 AM   #1466
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Maybe it's time that baby-hating men took the initiative!

Vancouver doctor performs nearly 300 vasectomies on week-long trip to Haiti

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 09:45 AM   #1467
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should of just castrated them

i know i could use it

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 10:01 AM   #1468
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did you guys ever really notice how close the word "thickens" is to "chickens"?

now that i have, i can't shake off the rooster sounds every time i use "thickens".

the pot chickens

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 10:03 AM   #1469
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Men should be the ones to take birth control pills.

 
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Old 04-03-2018, 10:04 AM   #1470
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birth control? more like blurth control

 
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