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01-15-2014, 09:11 AM | #1 |
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mike burns fan fiction
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01-15-2014, 01:43 PM | #2 |
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Mike Burns peeled off his shirt to show off his doughy man tits, and sat down at the drum kit.
"Hey want to see me butcher Led Zeppelin?" He asked with a wry smirk. His enormous, hairy companion shook his head and unzipped his pants, "I'd rather go Bearcubbin." |
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01-15-2014, 01:52 PM | #3 |
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mike burns was an awesome drummer...
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01-15-2014, 08:32 PM | #4 | |
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01-16-2014, 03:11 AM | #5 |
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sploosh
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01-16-2014, 09:57 AM | #6 |
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is it weird that mike gets all this sexual attention?
I don't think any other band member was ever regarded as a sex symbol. |
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01-16-2014, 10:19 AM | #7 |
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what about mike garson?
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01-16-2014, 01:30 PM | #8 | |
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01-16-2014, 02:21 PM | #9 |
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see women love jerks not nice guys, they just want a mean old crank to sing songs into their pussies
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01-16-2014, 02:44 PM | #10 |
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Billy actually uses a strategy with women. He isn't a jerk when he hits on women at all. He is sneaky, he acts all sensitive, dorky and non threatening... THEN BAM PREGNANT!
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01-16-2014, 02:49 PM | #11 |
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that dude must shoot blanks or be one of those gays i keep hearing about
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01-16-2014, 04:36 PM | #12 |
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01-17-2014, 03:00 PM | #13 |
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I don't like jerks, but it has been in my experience that most men masquerade as nice guys, then after a period of time, eventually show their true colors. Some take longer than others. I'm not so adept at figuring them out until it's too late because I want to believe that most people are good.
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01-17-2014, 03:33 PM | #14 |
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01-17-2014, 04:24 PM | #15 |
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Wow starla and I agree on something!
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01-17-2014, 05:36 PM | #16 |
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i'd like to point out that i already act like a jerk but secretly i'm full of marshmallows and sunshine
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01-17-2014, 05:37 PM | #17 |
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women like men without poo on their heads, that's their type |
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01-17-2014, 06:00 PM | #18 |
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Did he win???
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01-17-2014, 07:42 PM | #19 | |
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01-17-2014, 08:43 PM | #20 |
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It's beyond just being sweet talked. It's a matter of someone taking a lot of time and energy at being very convincing.
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01-17-2014, 08:52 PM | #21 |
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Con artists.
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01-17-2014, 08:55 PM | #22 |
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Mike Byrne woke up one morning and realized his dick was missing. He immediately raced out of bed to look in the full length mirror which rested on the door to his filthy bathroom. "Not only is my dick missing", he cried, "My balls are gone as well".
Mike wandered around his bedroom, looking beneath piles of laundry and empty take out boxes that had been sitting there for months. "Oh Mikey" a familiar voice called from the other room. He ran in to find Billy Corgan standing in the kitchen holding a jar in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. "Looking for something?" he asked in his nasally annoying tone. Mike screamed in horror as Billy sat the jar in front him, which held his carefully preserved dick and balls. "Just one more tour, and you can have these back", Billy chuckled. |
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01-17-2014, 09:35 PM | #23 |
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01-18-2014, 12:47 AM | #24 |
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01-18-2014, 01:19 AM | #25 |
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it beats listening to oceania
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01-18-2014, 01:32 AM | #26 |
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Anyone got the cliff notes?
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01-20-2014, 05:35 AM | #27 |
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Perhaps this is the most dynamic thing we have seen the Pumpkins do since Jimmy would come out and play guitar on 1979 or in the small clip during Mayonnaise in Vieuphoria where we see Billy playing drums and later he would play the timpani in 2008.
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01-20-2014, 05:41 AM | #28 |
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please add brony
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01-20-2014, 06:08 AM | #29 |
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02-07-2014, 04:34 PM | #30 |
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