mike burns fan fiction

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-15-2014, 09:11 AM

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Trotskilicious · 01-15-2014, 01:43 PM

Mike Burns peeled off his shirt to show off his doughy man tits, and sat down at the drum kit.

"Hey want to see me butcher Led Zeppelin?" He asked with a wry smirk.

His enormous, hairy companion shook his head and unzipped his pants, "I'd rather go Bearcubbin."

milk-plus · 01-15-2014, 01:52 PM

mike burns was an awesome drummer...

juliana · 01-15-2014, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Mike Burns peeled off his shirt to show off his doughy man tits, and sat down at the drum kit.

"Hey want to see me butcher Led Zeppelin?" He asked with a wry smirk.

His enormous, hairy companion shook his head and unzipped his pants, "I'd rather go Bearcubbin."

I'm rubbing one out.

Trotskilicious · 01-16-2014, 03:11 AM

sploosh

T&T · 01-16-2014, 09:57 AM

is it weird that mike gets all this sexual attention?
I don't think any other band member was ever regarded as a sex symbol.

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-16-2014, 10:19 AM

what about mike garson?

juliana · 01-16-2014, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T&T

is it weird that mike gets all this sexual attention?
I don't think any other band member was ever regarded as a sex symbol.

http://imageshack.us/a/img7/2779/5n48.png

Trotskilicious · 01-16-2014, 02:21 PM

see women love jerks not nice guys, they just want a mean old crank to sing songs into their pussies

juliana · 01-16-2014, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

see women love jerks not nice guys, they just want a mean old crank to sing songs into their pussies

Billy actually uses a strategy with women. He isn't a jerk when he hits on women at all. He is sneaky, he acts all sensitive, dorky and non threatening... THEN BAM PREGNANT!

Trotskilicious · 01-16-2014, 02:49 PM

that dude must shoot blanks or be one of those gays i keep hearing about

killtrocity · 01-16-2014, 04:36 PM

http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsne...ith-1501633812

Starla · 01-17-2014, 03:00 PM

I don't like jerks, but it has been in my experience that most men masquerade as nice guys, then after a period of time, eventually show their true colors. Some take longer than others. I'm not so adept at figuring them out until it's too late because I want to believe that most people are good.

Baffler_Meal · 01-17-2014, 03:33 PM

juliana · 01-17-2014, 04:24 PM

Wow starla and I agree on something!

Trotskilicious · 01-17-2014, 05:36 PM

i'd like to point out that i already act like a jerk but secretly i'm full of marshmallows and sunshine

Trotskilicious · 01-17-2014, 05:37 PM

women like men without poo on their heads, that's their type

juliana · 01-17-2014, 06:00 PM

Did he win???

redbreegull · 01-17-2014, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

I don't like jerks, but it has been in my experience that most men masquerade as nice guys, then after a period of time, eventually show their true colors. Some take longer than others. I'm not so adept at figuring them out until it's too late because I want to believe that most people are good.

maybe you're just a sucker for assholes who know how to sweet talk women

Starla · 01-17-2014, 08:43 PM

It's beyond just being sweet talked. It's a matter of someone taking a lot of time and energy at being very convincing.

juliana · 01-17-2014, 08:52 PM

Con artists.

Starla · 01-17-2014, 08:55 PM

Mike Byrne woke up one morning and realized his dick was missing. He immediately raced out of bed to look in the full length mirror which rested on the door to his filthy bathroom. "Not only is my dick missing", he cried, "My balls are gone as well".

Mike wandered around his bedroom, looking beneath piles of laundry and empty take out boxes that had been sitting there for months.

"Oh Mikey" a familiar voice called from the other room. He ran in to find Billy Corgan standing in the kitchen holding a jar in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. "Looking for something?" he asked in his nasally annoying tone. Mike screamed in horror as Billy sat the jar in front him, which held his carefully preserved dick and balls.

"Just one more tour, and you can have these back", Billy chuckled.

Trotskilicious · 01-17-2014, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

maybe you're just a sucker for assholes

Bread Regal · 01-18-2014, 12:47 AM

http://www.angelfire.com/indie/insid.../thankyou.html

slunken · 01-18-2014, 01:19 AM

it beats listening to oceania

juliana · 01-18-2014, 01:32 AM

Anyone got the cliff notes?

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-20-2014, 05:35 AM

Perhaps this is the most dynamic thing we have seen the Pumpkins do since Jimmy would come out and play guitar on 1979 or in the small clip during Mayonnaise in Vieuphoria where we see Billy playing drums and later he would play the timpani in 2008.

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juliana · 01-20-2014, 05:41 AM

please add brony

slunken · 01-20-2014, 06:08 AM

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...ps1112b66d.gif

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-07-2014, 04:34 PM

SO I AWAS LIKE UR UNDRER ARREST PELAEASE TAKE OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT A COUPLE OF PIECES OF CLOTHING BTUT STILL TRY TO MAKE IT HOT ALTLEAST ITS NOT LIKE WERE ARRETSTING "AFAMOUS" fPOEOPL E EVERYON DAY HERE SO PELEASE UNDERSTAND WERE FIMLMIN GTHIS ITS ETIHER THIS FIL MON UTOUBE OR GETTING NKAKED FO R ANOTHERH FUDCKING CALENDARE LIKE EVERYYEAR IVE LOST FIVE WXIVES ALREADY PLEASE UNEDERSTA?D PELEASE PRETEND UR STRIPPING AND THEN POIN T UR WEINER TO THE CAMERA IN THAR T CORNER BUT ONY ONVLY "BTY ACCIUDNENT" THANK U MISTER BIEBER MY DAYUGHERTER WILL BUY ZLZAAALLL UR ALBUMS AND SEE THI S MOVIE EVERY NIGHT thx

01-15-2014, 09:11 AM	#1
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01-15-2014, 01:43 PM	#2
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Mike Burns peeled off his shirt to show off his doughy man tits, and sat down at the drum kit. "Hey want to see me butcher Led Zeppelin?" He asked with a wry smirk. His enormous, hairy companion shook his head and unzipped his pants, "I'd rather go Bearcubbin."

01-15-2014, 01:52 PM	#3
milk-plus Oblivious Virgin Posts: 41	mike burns was an awesome drummer...

01-16-2014, 03:11 AM	#5
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	sploosh

01-16-2014, 09:57 AM	#6
T&T Socialphobic Location: montreal Posts: 11,676	is it weird that mike gets all this sexual attention? I don't think any other band member was ever regarded as a sex symbol.

01-16-2014, 10:19 AM	#7
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	what about mike garson?

01-16-2014, 02:21 PM	#9
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	see women love jerks not nice guys, they just want a mean old crank to sing songs into their pussies

01-16-2014, 02:49 PM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	that dude must shoot blanks or be one of those gays i keep hearing about

01-16-2014, 04:36 PM	#12
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,207	http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsne...ith-1501633812

01-17-2014, 03:00 PM	#13
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	I don't like jerks, but it has been in my experience that most men masquerade as nice guys, then after a period of time, eventually show their true colors. Some take longer than others. I'm not so adept at figuring them out until it's too late because I want to believe that most people are good.

01-17-2014, 03:33 PM	#14
Baffler_Meal Mothmonsterman Posts: 336	.

01-17-2014, 04:24 PM	#15
juliana Apocalyptic Poster Location: Crestfallen News Dumpster Posts: 3,056	Wow starla and I agree on something!

01-17-2014, 05:36 PM	#16
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i'd like to point out that i already act like a jerk but secretly i'm full of marshmallows and sunshine

01-17-2014, 05:37 PM	#17
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	women like men without poo on their heads, that's their type

01-17-2014, 06:00 PM	#18
juliana Apocalyptic Poster Location: Crestfallen News Dumpster Posts: 3,056	Did he win???

01-17-2014, 08:43 PM	#20
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	It's beyond just being sweet talked. It's a matter of someone taking a lot of time and energy at being very convincing.

01-17-2014, 08:52 PM	#21
juliana Apocalyptic Poster Location: Crestfallen News Dumpster Posts: 3,056	Con artists.

01-17-2014, 08:55 PM	#22
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	Mike Byrne woke up one morning and realized his dick was missing. He immediately raced out of bed to look in the full length mirror which rested on the door to his filthy bathroom. "Not only is my dick missing", he cried, "My balls are gone as well". Mike wandered around his bedroom, looking beneath piles of laundry and empty take out boxes that had been sitting there for months. "Oh Mikey" a familiar voice called from the other room. He ran in to find Billy Corgan standing in the kitchen holding a jar in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. "Looking for something?" he asked in his nasally annoying tone. Mike screamed in horror as Billy sat the jar in front him, which held his carefully preserved dick and balls. "Just one more tour, and you can have these back", Billy chuckled.

01-18-2014, 12:47 AM	#24
Bread Regal Banned Posts: 5,711	http://www.angelfire.com/indie/insid.../thankyou.html

01-18-2014, 01:19 AM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	it beats listening to oceania

01-18-2014, 01:32 AM	#26
juliana Apocalyptic Poster Location: Crestfallen News Dumpster Posts: 3,056	Anyone got the cliff notes?

01-20-2014, 05:35 AM	#27
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	Perhaps this is the most dynamic thing we have seen the Pumpkins do since Jimmy would come out and play guitar on 1979 or in the small clip during Mayonnaise in Vieuphoria where we see Billy playing drums and later he would play the timpani in 2008. monty jonathan monte montelds mormon closet cocksucker www.monteit.com lds *information technology www.lemonparty.org www.crestfallen.com monty buttplug micropenis stealing for jesus so u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa all my money on proposition 8 gorilla suit date

01-20-2014, 05:41 AM	#28
juliana Apocalyptic Poster Location: Crestfallen News Dumpster Posts: 3,056	please add brony

01-20-2014, 06:08 AM	#29
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...ps1112b66d.gif

02-07-2014, 04:34 PM	#30
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	SO I AWAS LIKE UR UNDRER ARREST PELAEASE TAKE OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT A COUPLE OF PIECES OF CLOTHING BTUT STILL TRY TO MAKE IT HOT ALTLEAST ITS NOT LIKE WERE ARRETSTING "AFAMOUS" fPOEOPL E EVERYON DAY HERE SO PELEASE UNDERSTAND WERE FIMLMIN GTHIS ITS ETIHER THIS FIL MON UTOUBE OR GETTING NKAKED FO R ANOTHERH FUDCKING CALENDARE LIKE EVERYYEAR IVE LOST FIVE WXIVES ALREADY PLEASE UNEDERSTA?D PELEASE PRETEND UR STRIPPING AND THEN POIN T UR WEINER TO THE CAMERA IN THAR T CORNER BUT ONY ONVLY "BTY ACCIUDNENT" THANK U MISTER BIEBER MY DAYUGHERTER WILL BUY ZLZAAALLL UR ALBUMS AND SEE THI S MOVIE EVERY NIGHT thx