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Old 05-28-2008, 11:25 PM   #1
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because I scammed a church out of $25 earlier today.

Went to a church-run thrift shop and saw a side table that matches my coffee table. The SIDE table was $60 but the matching coffee table was $35. So I switched the price stickers. Then I paid and ran away with my table as quickly as possible.

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:27 PM   #2
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lol

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:27 PM   #3
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It doesn't matter. Their God is a fraud.

They probably hire a bunch of retards or low IQ people who don't give a shit to work there anyway. Isn't that exploiting the stupid? Shouldn't they be the ones going to hell???

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:28 PM   #4
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They probably hire a bunch of retards or low IQ people who don't give a shit to work there anyway. Isn't that exploiting the stupid? Shouldn't they be the ones going to hell???
This is what I will tell myself.




But that other table will probably sell anyway, and they'll get their money either way!!

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:32 PM   #5
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lol That's awesome.

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:45 PM   #6
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petition the lord with prayer

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:51 PM   #7
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i'm telling.

 
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:57 PM   #8
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thats actually kinda lame.

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:29 AM   #9
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someone else'll buy the coffee table anyway. I think it's lame that a second hand side table was $25 more expensive than the second hand coffee table. They both smelled like smoke.

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:47 AM   #10
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well thats not really up to you

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:51 AM   #11
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you're right, they really should have consulted you first before they set those prices. those pricks.

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:55 AM   #12
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meh

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:04 AM   #13
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someone else'll buy the coffee table anyway. I think it's lame that a second hand side table was $25 more expensive than the second hand coffee table. They both smelled like smoke.
that ain't smoke, it's brimstone baby.

 
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:25 AM   #14
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You are probably going for reasons other than that.

 
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