The More Official Netphorian TREAT Exchange

[avian chaos]

I think I counted about 11 or 12 people in the other thread who said they'd be down to participate in a treat exchange. This is exactly like Secret Santa, but instead of sending a random gift you have to send something toothsome and delectable, preferrably something exclusive to your region, for your buddy to munch on. For the sake of suspension, it will be secret.

PM me your address, along with a sentence or two about what kind of treats you prefer (chocolate, jarred stuff like preserves, cookies, something else, sexual favors, etc) or don't prefer (Hershey's!) and I will start hooking people up.

* Also be sure to verify whether or not you'd be willing to accept something that was made by a Netphorian rather than bought at the store.


Price range for everyone should be between $5-$10, unless you really like your person you're always welcome to spend more


The deadline for submitting yourself will be four days from today: Monday, May 14th. After that I'll let everyone know who their person is and we'll set a deadline for sending out your treats.


*** The deadline for sending out treats to your person is
June 15th.***
After that point, if you still have not managed to send even a nibble to your person, you will be considered a loser, a twat and a deadbeat.




(Sorry for the double thread, but after everyone said they're in I thought it would be doubtful for them to search through the 3 pages of digression to find the details on the exchange.)

[monkeyfritters]

yum

[avian chaos]

Mods-- could you sticky this, please?

[Travis Meeks]

I like blowjobs and chocolate

[Travis Meeks]

eh, I don't really care about the chocolate

[avian chaos]

If you sticky this thread, I can supply you with both. At the same time.

[Travis Meeks]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

Mods-- could you sticky this, please?

done.....oh, you mean..nevermind

[Travis Meeks]

beat me to it babe! Ok, we're e-together again!

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

I'm in! I'll PM you when I pick up my lease tomorrow, since I don't know my new address by heart yet.

[avian chaos]

Congrats on the new place, btw!

[avian chaos]

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

beat me to it babe! Ok, we're e-together again!

And they say the quickest way to a man is through his heart. Pfft.

[Travis Meeks]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

If you sticky this thread

but srsly, this is out of my jurisdiction

[mercurial]

innie
pm forthcoming

[Mablak]

I'm looking forward to this purported blowjob delivery service. They'll probably have to keep the blowjob packages insulated somehow, I don't want me no cold ones.

[myosis]

i know this takes away from this being secret, but i'm in, though only if i exchange with another canadian... preferably another province. i just don't want to get stuck paying for customs. i enjoy lots of things, including licorice and dark chocolate, but i'm not hot for milk chocolate.

[Shapan]

man whoever is getting that chocolate blowjob is fucking lucky

im in, ill pm you my crap eventually kimmy

[ammy]

are there going to be rules on cost? or on whether something is packaged or homemade? is it strickly local speciality sorts of things?
i need guidelines, can't work without em.

[myosis]

oh, and no strawberry shit

[avian chaos]

Originally Posted by ammy

are there going to be rules on cost? or on whether something is packaged or homemade? is it strickly local speciality sorts of things?
i need guidelines, can't work without em.

No rules on cost, spend whatever you're comfortable spending.

It can be either packaged or homemade-- I think it's preferrable if it's packaged, unless you're into making your own stuff already, like LSD and her jam! Or Brady's 'rents and their apple butter.

Not strictly local specialty sorts, but I'm sure everyone would appreciate a little creativity, i.e., try not to send something anyone could go and pick up at the cornerstore, like a Hershey's bar or somethin'.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

I think it's preferrable if it's packaged, unless you're into making your own stuff already, like LSD

agreed!

[JokeyLoki]

Hmm, I'm for it.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I think I might go for this. I like candy.

[alisonmonster]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

agreed!

thats for next years Netphoria Drug Exchange

and yeah, i'm in







for both

[ammy]

Originally Posted by avian chaos

No rules on cost, spend whatever you're comfortable spending.

It can be either packaged or homemade-- I think it's preferrable if it's packaged, unless you're into making your own stuff already, like LSD and her jam! Or Brady's 'rents and their apple butter.

Not strictly local specialty sorts, but I'm sure everyone would appreciate a little creativity, i.e., try not to send something anyone could go and pick up at the cornerstore, like a Hershey's bar or somethin'.

no rules! so many options! oh man

[Shapan]

i wonder how many people end up dead after this exchange

[Wilford Brimley]

Can it be something sugar free? On account of the you-know-eatus.

[Geek USA]

sign me up.

[I Ate My Hamster]

What do you mean if there is an odd amount of people? Are people getting paired up so if I have Dave, Dave has me? Thats the only reason you need an even amount of people. And I don't want Dave, he's a cocknibbler.

And Nimrod is not allowed in this. The man has no integrity with these things.

[monkeyfritters]

whoever gets me please lace my treat with acid ive never experienced a non prescription high.

[avian chaos]

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

What do you mean if there is an odd amount of people? Are people getting paired up so if I have Dave, Dave has me? Thats the only reason you need an even amount of people. And I don't want Dave, he's a cocknibbler.

And Nimrod is not allowed in this. The man has no integrity with these things.

I don't know what I meant. I think I was on crack when I wrote that. People aren't getting paired up. I'm straight up mentally ill!