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07-01-2017, 12:51 PM | #2311 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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But there's bread in French Bread
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07-01-2017, 01:08 PM | #2312 |
full of longing
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bagueeeeette
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07-01-2017, 01:38 PM | #2313 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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07-01-2017, 02:35 PM | #2314 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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i just had my bike stolen. left it at the metro station, came back - they were gone.
so fucking pissed. i'm basically useless without my bike. ESPECIALLY these days when it's so insanely hot and humid. gah fuck so all pissed off, i decided to go home and smoke weed 2 4get. i smoke a bowl, chill for a few mins, and then go to the bathroom - only to find a huge fucking black cockroach (or cricket) there. and like, dude, i literally just smoked and this is so not fucking cool right now oh god fuck. but let me tell you, how i handled that shit was the stuff you tell your grandchildren about. it was about facing your toughest difficulties bang on, eye to eye, mano a mano. i freaked but i knew i have to handle this NOW while i can still get him conveniently without it having to turn into 'moving huge hairdresser to find the filthy little shit or we're not going to sleep' kinda thing. i grabbed a translucent plastic box and a bunch of papers and trapped him in it. i had to look at it go rampant under my hand and feel the vibrations from it's repulsive little body, all while figuring out what the fuck i need to do with it - cause i was compelled to react so fast, it was like being in battle - "GO GET THE FUCKING PLASTIC BOX RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". i ended up walking around with it for at least 2-3 minutes trying to figure out what i can open without moving my hands, that were securing the fucking cockroach inside the box. after much fumbling i somehow tossed it outside my window (i live in 8th floor). but - now i can hear cricketing and i'm not sure if it's the same one i threw out. for fucking crying out loud what a shit fucking day. Last edited by teh b0lly!!1 : 07-01-2017 at 02:44 PM. |
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07-01-2017, 03:01 PM | #2315 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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07-01-2017, 03:12 PM | #2316 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Once you sober up you'll realize there was no cockroach and that your bike is actually still in your apartment building's lobby.
Hopefully. |
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07-01-2017, 03:12 PM | #2317 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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But seriously, fuck that shit. Sorry to hear.
And here I thought my dull day of sweating it out in my apartment was bad. |
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07-01-2017, 07:17 PM | #2318 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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tim and i went roller-skating this morning at maggie daley park. it was $24 for a 1 hour rental so i should probably just buy my own skates before doing that again. i bought tim a pair of roller-blades for his birthday last year so he skated for free.
i went around about 20+ times and fell on the last leg because i was focusing so much on taking my feet off the ground. i hadn't bladed in about 17 years but it only took me 10 minutes to really get going. however, my crossover turn game is all but gone. |
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07-01-2017, 07:24 PM | #2319 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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it's a quarter-mile skating ribbon that in the winter is used for ice-skating. we've only done that once when tim's little sister came to visit. it was nice and not crowded today and a fine way to spend a saturday morning; there are some slights dips and inclines to keep it fun and fast.
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chor...ymorning.0.jpg 5 STARS. WILL RETURN ONCE I GET BLADES. |
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07-01-2017, 08:17 PM | #2320 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom
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07-01-2017, 10:57 PM | #2321 | |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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FUCK THAT SHIT |
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07-01-2017, 11:00 PM | #2322 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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if i freaked out every time i saw a cockroach or cricket i would have a problem living in florida
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07-02-2017, 12:45 AM | #2323 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
Posts: 23,382
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ABOUT YOUR STEAK: Ruth’s Chris specializes in the finest custom-aged Midwestern beef. We broil it exactly the way you like it at 1800 degrees to lock in the corn-fed flavor. Then we serve your steak sizzling on a heated plate so that it stays hot throughout your meal. Our steaks are served sizzling in butter – specify extra butter or none.
$46 |
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07-02-2017, 12:45 AM | #2324 |
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Location: somerville, nj
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Corn-fed flavor lol
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07-02-2017, 12:47 AM | #2325 |
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Location: somerville, nj
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I don't know if that's an Easter egg or if they're proud of it. I'm going to get the cheapest and probably vegetarian option
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07-02-2017, 01:25 AM | #2326 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Bonnie reviews...
D.C.: *yet to come* Arlington: I fucken hate Arlington Alexandria: nice Mount Vernon: very good, I like this a lot. Many ghosts |
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07-02-2017, 01:54 AM | #2327 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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fuck mt. vernon they treat their employees like shit
go to montpelier or monticello #ExGirlfriendWasAnArchaeologist |
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07-02-2017, 08:37 AM | #2328 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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They're on the list
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07-02-2017, 08:46 AM | #2329 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I like crickets. They are cute. And they slay in 2 sheila.
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07-02-2017, 09:00 AM | #2330 |
huh
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I don't think I spent enough time in Alexandria. And yeah Arlington is just a caricature
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07-02-2017, 10:17 AM | #2331 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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I applied for the Peace Corps two days ago. I have an assault charge.
lol i am fucked. |
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07-02-2017, 11:56 AM | #2332 | |
Socialphobic
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07-02-2017, 10:54 PM | #2333 |
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Location: somerville, nj
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07-02-2017, 10:55 PM | #2334 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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We did not pick it nor did we pay so I shouldn't complain so much
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07-02-2017, 10:56 PM | #2335 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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My body cannot handle the sheer amount of richness that a New York strip steak has
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07-02-2017, 11:11 PM | #2336 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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i'm far worse than you on that bonnie.
i basically don't eat heavy cream sauce pastas, bacon, fatty meats, etc because it's just way too much for me |
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07-02-2017, 11:19 PM | #2337 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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I don't eat those things either... especially as a lactose intolerant person. I eat too much in portions and sugar mostly. :/
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07-02-2017, 11:19 PM | #2338 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Got some real diarrhea from this meal lol
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07-03-2017, 12:38 AM | #2339 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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I can't wait to go home. His parents are too out of touch for me. And we agree politically but I'm tired of hearing it. We don't like the same foods at all. I don't want to live my life their way which is like rampant consumerism and adoration of new and shiny
/complaints about inlaws |
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07-03-2017, 12:39 AM | #2340 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Or be asked if we're having children. You have some wonderful grandanimals...
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