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[cork_soaker]

elphenor, pls respond to my pms regarding prenatal and post-mortem frequencies

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

This guy still has meh tastes

But Mark E Smith taught me that you don't expect other musicians to be on the same frequency as you they are actors and you are the director

yeah that's not pretentious at all

[redbreegull]

I've been jamming with this dude for about 2 months now. He plays piano and we've just been jamming/playing to shit he has come up with. I'm not sure how to describe what he writes. Experimental/prog rock pop something? It's weird stuff, like he has one set of 5 songs which run into each other, but even within each song he's a big fan up sudden key changes and stuff, but his changes tend to be jarring, not organic. I can't say I would play or listen to music like it by myself, but it's someone to play with and has allowed me to seriously practice just adapting my playing to someone else's style which is probably good.

[ilikeplanets]

So then how do you feel about wheelharps?

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

yeah that's not pretentious at all

It works though

What I mean is that I'm over worrying about being in "a band" as if I'll find like minded people in buttfuck nowhere Texas

I'm basically a solo artist now

[ilikeplanets]

Why is that making me giggle

[Elphenor]

Who gives a FUCK about Paul McCartney solo though

[Elphenor]

.

[buzzard]

Well, exactly.

[Elphenor]

Oh I see

I read the joke as "he thinks he's Paul"

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Elphenor as the director of anything sounds about as promising as an Uwe Boll project.

I don't know who that is, but I can only assume that he willfully remains ignorant of basic film techniques such as framing, sound design, and colour balance, so as to maintain the purity of his work?

[Elphenor]

I mean there's music that's been made by boarders here that I found as enjoyable as the Beatles take that however you like

[teh b0lly!!1]

i guess redbree's and myself's music are most suitable around here for falling under that umbrella

thanks\fuck you buddy

[Elphenor]

Lol no offense but I just can't with acoustic guitar music

[Elphenor]

My solid top days are over

[redbreegull]

uncultured swine

[redbreegull]

[teh b0lly!!1]

EVERYWHERE THERE'S LOTS OF PIGGIES LIVING PIGGIE LIVES
YOU CAN SEE THEM HAVING DINNER WITH THEIR PIGGIE WIVES

[ilikeplanets]

Freeze little piggy cuz we're making piggy pie!

[ilikeplanets]

ICP and their fans are even more annoying than Tool and their fans, and both are way way worse than any Beatles song or fan.

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I don't know who that is, but I can only assume that he willfully remains ignorant of basic film techniques such as framing, sound design, and colour balance, so as to maintain the purity of his work?

I hate to say anything negative, but no.

In actual fact, Mr. Boll is unique among directors in that his entire personality and catalogue of works were built upwards from YouTube links originally provided by slunken.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by buzzard

I hate to say anything negative, but no.

In actual fact, Mr. Boll is unique among directors in that his entire personality and catalogue of works were built upwards from YouTube links originally provided by slunken.

His Wikipedia page is hilarious.

Boll also made a bid to direct the 2016 Warcraft movie, but was turned away by the owners of the Warcraft franchise, Blizzard Entertainment who said: "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you…especially not to you." Boll commented: "Because it’s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."

When Wired published a negative review of Postal, Boll responded with an e-mail claiming that the critic didn't "understand anything about movies and that you are an untalented wannabe filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. You don't see courage because you are nothing. and go to your mom and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it" [sic].

[redbreegull]

Just met my soulmate and I let her get away

I ran to the parking garage during lunch to feed the meter. A beautiful woman held the elevator for me, AND asked me what floor I was going to. We got out at the same floor and she drove away in a car with a vanity tag referencing Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

My solid top days are over

omg. every part of your personality is so forced.

[Ihaguitar]

I had sex with a girl less than half my age a few weeks ago. Can't get her off my mind.

[yo soy el mejor]

i hope you're over the age of 36.

[Ihaguitar]

Yeah I'm 40.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Poots

Is anybody arguing the opposite?

They better not be!

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

Yeah I'm 40.

how did it even happen

[redbreegull]

28if and his wife are fostering a kitten who just got fixed. He's eventually going to live on a farm. He was resting comfortably in the tub in a closed bathroom and he vanished. They are both asleep so I spent an hour tearing the house up looking for him (no idea how he escaped through a secured door???) Finally he revealed himself as he snuck across a room and I caught him and returned him to his bed in the tub. Guess I will see if he escapes again. I seriously have no idea how he could have gotten out of the bathroom in the first place