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[myosis]

i went to one of these shows on a date a few years ago. it was deceivingly redundant.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

humiliated yourself how?

By spending hours in the bathroom waiting to vomit after a single bong hit, thereby torpedoing her offer to take me back to her place.

[Disco King]

The concert was okay, though. Saw Alvvays. I'm not, like, in love with them, but I thought "I'd pay $20 to check them out."

I'd say I was adequately compensated for that $20.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by slunken

i fully support this type of wholesome fun. i used to only go on tractor pull nights but the demolition derbies are the most fun

i've definitely warmed up to these types of activities. i may just be getting old, but a sense of community and wholesome fun probably would have seriously benefited me growing up, so i'm actually happy that her childhood will be on the purer side. the only thing i'm not okay with is the general love of hunting/guns. i'm terrified of guns and sooooooo not about to let her go shooting with friends. i have some time to plan for that one, at least.

[Ram27]

nice! fucking love alvvays

[LaBelle]

A kid hasn't lived until they run an egg race balancing the egg on a spoon with their mouth.

[buzzard]

Speaking of kids not living, there was a bunch of pro-life activists handing out these creepy little fetus figurines.

It was all rather persuasive.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by buzzard

creepy little fetus figurines.

[teh b0lly!!1]

where's the band name thread when you need it

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Speaking of kids not living, there was a bunch of pro-life activists handing out these creepy little fetus figurines.

It was all rather persuasive.

That's what you get for loitering outside abortion clinics.

[buzzard]

You must be one of those guys that just pay whatever without even shopping around.

[LaBelle]

Damn pro lifers go have kids and leave other people alone, they are not doing their part!

[FoolofaTook]

I mean, how can you not eat meat? I've never understood what they're getting at. Generally speaking, and I love to generalize, it's people who are pro–animal welfare who don't eat meat, but every single one of them is pro-abortion. The way I've always looked at it is if I'm pro-abortion, which I am, how the fuck can I give a shit about a chicken? Those two don't mix. How you can care about a goddamn cow if I'm pro-abortion? Which I am.

And you like to eat chicken.

Yes I do. I care about babies—I don't care about chickens. You have to be really fucking stupid to think about the fair treatment of a fucking chicken if you're not thinking of the fair treatment of a fucking baby. I'll go you one better—I think it should be no-choice. I think you should have to have an abortion.

[vixnix]

to me there is no compelling argument for abortion except it's none of your goddamn business so fuck off

[FoolofaTook]

To me, it's simple:

1. It's murder.
2. It should be legalized.

Like you said, people should mind their own business. and the less humans the better, surely we can all agree on this.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by buzzard

You must be one of those guys that just pay whatever without even shopping around.

No, I belong to one of those club thingies with a punchcard. I get the 10th free.

[FoolofaTook]

I considered it once. Wasn't sure how to convince her to go through with it.

Fortunately it was all a lie! Sweet!

[FoolofaTook]

“What was it like, in the Dark Ages when abortion was a crime, for the girl whose dad couldn’t borrow cash, as my dad could? What was it like for the girl who couldn’t even tell her dad, because he would go crazy with shame and rage? Who couldn’t tell her mother? Who had to go alone to that filthy room and put herself body and soul into the hands of a professional criminal?–because that is what every doctor who did an abortion was, whether he was an extortionist or an idealist. You know what it was like for her. You know and I know; that is why we are here. We are not going back to the Dark Ages. We are not going to let anybody in this country have that kind of power over any girl or woman. There are great powers, outside the government and in it, trying to legislate the return of darkness. We are not great powers. But we are the light. Nobody can put us out.”

Ursula had an illegal abortion at 20.

[LaBelle]

A woman becomes government property and is required to breed a new tax paying member of society even if it's against her will, the product of rape or if she can't afford to properly care for the kid.

Seems reasonable.

[LaBelle]

Guys should be arrested every single time they masturbate for murdering billions of potential contributors.

[cork_soaker]

but the chickens...

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

To me, it's simple:

1. It's murder.
2. It should be legalized.

Like you said, people should mind their own business. and the less humans the better, surely we can all agree on this.

the FEWER humans the better. FEWER. i expected more from you

i see this all the time IRL and never say anything cuz i'm not gonna be that person but i felt compelled and it's been building up. my store though does have a '10 items or fewer' lane which makes me happy.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

but the chickens...

...are delicious.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

To me, it's simple:

1. It's murder.
2. It should be legalized.

Like you said, people should mind their own business. and the less humans the better, surely we can all agree on this.

I don't know if it's murder anymore than putting a condom on before sex

you stopped a person from potentially existing

[Elphenor]

DOUBLE POST

[FoolofaTook]

man milk is not the same as an unborn fetus

also i like chicken.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by reprise85

the FEWER humans the better. FEWER. i expected more from you

i see this all the time IRL and never say anything cuz i'm not gonna be that person but i felt compelled and it's been building up. my store though does have a '10 items or fewer' lane which makes me happy.

i fail at everything

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

man milk is not the same as an unborn fetus

also i like chicken.

i agree with both premises.

[ilikeplanets]

i'm pro choice though. i personally would always choose against abortion unless there were extreme circumstances, but it's not up to me how anyone else handles their pregnancy.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by vixnix

to me there is no compelling argument for abortion except it's none of your goddamn business so fuck off

But abortion is my business, though.

We can discuss my rates, if you're interested.