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06-20-2013, 01:35 PM | #1 |
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Great Quotes in World History
"As I was driving I saw a girl and guy smoking joints. I said, 'Boy, those are sloppy joints.' Of course, I know how to roll a joint!" ~ Martha Stewart
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06-20-2013, 01:36 PM | #2 |
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"(My instincts have) only led me to complete awesomeness at all times." ~ Kanye West
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06-20-2013, 01:37 PM | #3 |
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"I only get annoyed when they try to make me see the Fairy. 'You have to let the fairy into your heart!' Look, I wouldn't let him into my garden! I'd shoot him on sight if he existed, which he doesn't, so have another bikky and be quiet. Please." ~ Dylan Moran
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06-20-2013, 01:37 PM | #4 |
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"Last I checked, LeBron has a slight basketball advantage over me. If this were Jenga, I’d be kicking his ass.” ~ Shane Battier
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06-20-2013, 01:38 PM | #5 |
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"Fuck Twitter. In 140 characters, one can simplify anything to the point of stupidity, if not rank dishonesty." ~ David Simon
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06-20-2013, 02:06 PM | #6 |
Consume my pants.
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[He] was moving on. He didn't know it, but he was leaving them behind. He'd have roommates, guys from rich families, who'd invite him home for vacation, take him skiing, sailing. He'd wear a tuxedo for debutante parties where he'd meet girls from Smith and Mount Holyoke, philosophy majors, English majors, girls with ideas who were reading the same books he was reading and other books, too, who could say things he wouldn't have exepcted them to say. He'd get interested in one of these girls and go on road trips with his friends to her college. She'd come to New Haven. They'd rendezvous in Boston and New York. He'd meet her parents. And on the first day of his next trip home, honorable Rafe would enter Mary Ann's house and leave half an hour later with a sorrowful face and heart leaping with joy. There wouldn't be many more trips home, not after that. What was there to bring him all that way?
This was from a short story by Tobias Wolff. It's one of the most crushingly sad things ive read. |
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06-20-2013, 03:27 PM | #7 |
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'i'm into dudes' - brenden s.
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06-20-2013, 03:29 PM | #8 |
Shut the fuck up!
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"You are the poster child for an uninformed brainwashed American" - The Omega Concern
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06-20-2013, 05:23 PM | #9 |
Consume my pants.
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"Shut the fuck up Scotty." - Netphoria
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06-20-2013, 05:57 PM | #10 |
007 373 5963
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'Scotty sucks cocks.' -Abraham Lincoln
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06-20-2013, 06:06 PM | #11 |
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'give love unto me and all shall recieve gods eternal love. except scotty. hes a bitch' - jesus christ
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06-20-2013, 07:06 PM | #12 |
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06-20-2013, 08:15 PM | #13 |
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"God writes a lot of comedy...the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
Garrison Keillor |
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06-21-2013, 12:04 AM | #14 |
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here are just a few of my favorites:
we are all just bricks in the wall - pink floyd welcome to the end my friend - jim morrison all that glitters is not gold - jimmy page excuse me while i kiss the sky - jimmy hendrix thanks for reading! |
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06-21-2013, 12:08 AM | #15 |
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“Let’s go Heat!” shouted Stalin, who perpetrated the Ukrainian Genocide while serving as the leader of the Soviet Union, cheering the Miami victory with fellow diehard Heat fans Slobodan Milosevic, Kenneth Lay, Joseph Goebbels, Barry Bonds, Pol Pot, Robert McNamara, Jerry Bruckheimer, and Vlad the Impaler—all of whom were wearing LeBron James jerseys.
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06-21-2013, 12:11 AM | #16 |
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“Only God Can Judge Me That which does not kill me can only make me stronger. I don’t see why everybody feel as though that they gotta tell me how to live my life ”
- Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can ever see and feel.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “For every dark night, there’s a brighter day.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “It’s the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they’re gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it’s my turn to leave.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “Even the genius asks questions.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “I’d rather die like a man, than live like a coward” - Tupac Shakur “It’s like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain’t gonna say “damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that grew from the concrete..” you gonna be like “DAMN! a ROSE grew from the CONCRETE?” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete proving nature’s laws wrong it learned 2 walk without having feet” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “Now ain nobody tell us it would be fair no love for my father cause the coward wasn’t their” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “The seed must grow regardless Of the fact that it’s planted in stone” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “I don’t see myself being special; I just see myself having more responsibilities than the next man. People look to me to do things for them, to have answers.” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “The same crime element that white people are scared of black people are scared of. While they waiting for legislation to pass, we next door to the killer. All them killers they let out,they’re in that building. Just because we black, we get along with the killers? What is that?” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “I am society’s child. This is how they made me and now I’m saying’ what’s on my mind and they don’t want that. This is what you made me, America” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “I shall not fear man but God,though I walk through the valley of death” - Tupac Shakur, So Many Tears Tweet Read more “we can never go nowhere. Unless we share with each other” - Tupac Shakur Tweet Read more “Even warriors put their spears down on sundays” - Tupac Shakur |
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06-21-2013, 03:51 AM | #17 |
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billy corgan buys a piece of the gold coast
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