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Old 01-13-2018, 05:43 AM   #1
LaBelle
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Red face Are you a garbage person?

So, i've been struggling lately, doing some soul searching and trying to figure out whether i'm a garbage person or not.
So of course, I turned to the internet for answers:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyaloba...gVR#.cfARN6V2R

You Got: 39% trash.
You can occasionally be trash, but on the whole, you're pretty well put together. You're probably quite flaky, but only on bad days, and your friends usually understand.

I am glad to know my exact (scientifically accurate) trash percentage.

If you care to donate a few minutes to let everyone know precisely how trash you are, please leave your results too!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:48 AM   #2
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More trash than you, loser

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:04 AM   #3
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41%.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:17 AM   #4
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More trash than you, loser
B-b-b-but by how much?! what's your percentage why are you running away come baaaa....

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:26 AM   #5
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I don't need a trash rating quiz to validate me

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:33 AM   #6
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You must be fun at the family dinner.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:37 AM   #7
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You Got: 11% trash.
You're not trash at all! You've got your shit together. You probably always smell good. You're a real damn adult. Congratulations, you're really nailing this ~life~ stuff.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:38 AM   #8
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i do always smell good. that's accurate

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:38 AM   #9
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Yeah it's great when my sarcasm is misunderstood and I question what little confidence I have in my wit

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:43 AM   #10
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i understood

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:45 AM   #11
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I was just trying to play along, no one knows when i'm joking.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:47 AM   #12
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I've become the thing I hate

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:50 AM   #13
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The internet story

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:10 AM   #14
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You Got: 11% trash.
You're not trash at all! You've got your shit together. You probably always smell good. You're a real damn adult. Congratulations, you're really nailing this ~life~ stuff.
That's too low of a trash rating!

Who never laid on a couch binging bad tv shows eating crap food while wearing a shirt for the 3rd day in a row, it's only human!!



Not that I ever did that of course.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:12 AM   #15
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I only trust in smashingjj, he's in the same trash tier as me, but politely a little above my level.

That's a true friend.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:19 AM   #16
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That's too low of a trash rating!

Who never laid on a couch binging bad tv shows eating crap food while wearing a shirt for the 3rd day in a row, it's only human!!



Not that I ever did that of course.
i have done that, but i usually change my clothing and bathe

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:41 AM   #17
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I don't need a trash rating quiz to validate me
word up!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:43 AM   #18
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whatever, labelle. you're too blonde to be trash-- fuck off, hot girl!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:41 AM   #19
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:43 AM   #20
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13%

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:01 PM   #21
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Just the tip

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:06 PM   #22
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glad to see Oscar the OG garbage person making an appearance here, didn't take the quiz but i'm going to guess maybe 60%

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:09 PM   #23
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52%. Someone's a good guesser!!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:19 PM   #24
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48%

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:21 PM   #25
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Compost-punk

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:23 PM   #26
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well on a question like "what time did you get up today"

well it's Saturday otherwise it would have been 8am

however I have to take full responsibility for sometimes not washing my clothes and stacking them on my bed just to throw them on the floor before sleeping

I tend to not really care unless I'm going somewhere important

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:35 PM   #27
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i believe any mom of a child below 5 yrs old should automatically get 15% subtracted so my adjusted score is 37%

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:43 PM   #28
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:45 PM   #29
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110%

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:46 PM   #30
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Thus quoth your father last night.

 
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