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Old 01-20-2018, 10:19 AM   #541
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I thought about going keto but everything has carbs in it. I need beans.

 
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:16 PM   #542
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I need beans.
this thread is getting pretty intense

 
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:46 PM   #543
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I went keto for a couple of months, I felt like I couldn't eat enough plant food. Even salad and spinach and onion are carby in the amounts that I tend to eat them.

 
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:25 PM   #544
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I eat a lot of rice so the only major move I made was to sub cauliflower for brown rice. I shave it myself and the frozen variety is more expensive. A head only yields about 3 cups though, and it's not like real rice where 1 cup fluffs to 4-5 servings.

 
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:27 PM   #545
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I cook a lot of chicken thighs and a cool trick I discovered is to cook the cauliflower rice in the leftover chicken oil/grease/muck.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 09:45 AM   #546
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fried brussels sprouts with thyme, lemon, and chili flakes

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Old 03-09-2018, 10:51 AM   #547
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i've been on a diet for about two weeks now and have somehow not gotten bored of veggies. i don't do anything especially creative with them, but there is such huge variety. made a mix of carrots, mushrooms, yellow bell pepper, broccoli, cauliflower, snap peas, yellow squash, zucchini, and water chestnuts a few nights ago and it was really damn good.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 10:55 AM   #548
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I'm going on a diet and am basically just eating what I usually do, but less of it. lost 10 pounds in a month

i also just don't eat breakfast and drink coffee to stop the hunger pains. yay that's healthy

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:00 AM   #549
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i've drunk coffee twice in the last week and eaten meat once. fucking blows.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:21 AM   #550
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coffee is my one daily allowance because i'm not going to function well without it. but if some cream and sugar is the unhealthiest thing i eat all day, that's not too bad. my scale is packed for the move so idk what i've lost yet but my clothes are a little loser.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:22 AM   #551
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i could eat meat once a month and not care. it's those damn carbs that i hate to part with. and cheese. i do miss cheese.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:51 AM   #552
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I'm going on a diet and am basically just eating what I usually do, but less of it. lost 10 pounds in a month

i also just don't eat breakfast and drink coffee to stop the hunger pains. yay that's healthy
you'd be better off drinking a slim fast or the generic version (which i used to take and drink in my early morning class)

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:54 AM   #553
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i assume you're not dieting for your health but just to reach a number on the scale?

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 01:54 PM   #554
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I'm going on a diet and am basically just eating what I usually do, but less of it.
that's the only diet that really works.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 01:56 PM   #555
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you do need to eat some carbs every meal though. breakfast doesn't have to be big but it's important.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 02:46 PM   #556
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peanut butter and bread

peanut butter and celery

monster energy drink and coffee

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 04:20 PM   #557
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The Whole 30 does come in a package alongside cult-like activities such as CrossFit that float the promise of group belonging and a sense of superiority over the pitiful norms of a society in decline, but that shit genuinely does work.

Plus, it's only temporary and can be done in such a way that you're eating satisfying quantities of only delicious meals all month while shedding kilos like a Bolivian crop-duster.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 04:46 PM   #558
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monster: ew


just broke down and got a free cup of black coffee from publix

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 05:34 PM   #559
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Old 03-09-2018, 08:13 PM   #560
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peanut butter and bread

peanut butter and celery

monster energy drink and coffee
sounds good except for the mix of liquids. i had half a snickers, four sticks of celery, and 3 baby carrots when i got home.

i'm trying to avoid bread, dairy, and crunchy things while i get over pneumonia since dairy thickens sputum and the thought of coughing up dry stuff just hurts.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 08:13 PM   #561
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i used to drink at least a monster a week. so good. full throttle is tasty, too, but i never see it.

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 08:14 PM   #562
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well I guess I should say or

 
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Old 03-09-2018, 08:47 PM   #563
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just broke down and got a free cup of black coffee from publix
you're in fl?

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 08:02 AM   #564
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Yep. It's awesome!

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 09:49 AM   #565
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that's something ya don't hear often!

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:00 PM   #566
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lol

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:01 PM   #567
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sick burn

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:56 PM   #568
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ok

 
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:58 PM   #569
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